英语灌水也疯狂

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  为了让进来LOOK一下的知道此帖的大概初衷,更是希望得到斑竹领导们的大力理解扶持,先用中文罗嗦一下:
  1)英语实践帖,主动去使用英语(先前那个笑话帖被动了点),可以讲讲日常任何的东西,不拘一格,不用考虑语法,可中英夹杂,反正轻松快乐能学到点英文就行...我只是觉得Speaking English is really an easy thing...
  2)主要是本人只有在众人面前才能快乐地长期地保持学习英语高涨热情...
  3)希望斑竹大人们不要把本帖挪移到别的什么学习天地...本人这里才能发生最大的效果...
  
  好了...Mr.Happy 就report到此啦

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楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-23 10:07:00
  So 沙发 is Sofa.....那下面的板凳呢....
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-08-23 11:48:00
  那另外一个贴搞什么呢?只贴笑话啊。
  
  这样说,这就是一个英语角了。你做角主加老师了,以后沙龙有活动,就靠角主啦。
作者:晓照寒烟 时间:2008-08-23 15:51:00
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  VKJS WQ FHW R QTGE BMGO WQ PFWG J G WH GDFT!!!!!!!!!
  
  KWG KWG
  
  KWG KWG KWG..............
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-23 17:57:00
  Tt’s good idea!
  
  
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-23 18:00:00
  Today, I feel very disappointed .
  
  Someone promised he will come to Zhongshan when my birthday. But , today he said he will very busy next week,so,he can’t come here...
作者:我是小NONO 时间:2008-08-23 18:41:00
  唉,学英文大忌就是中英夹杂。。。。
作者:晓照寒烟 时间:2008-08-23 20:19:00
  Q P J WFTC YGYY?
  
  KWG KWG ...........
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-23 22:23:00
  Mr.Happy ,what are you doing?
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-23 22:24:00
  Let’s 灌水 together!
作者:arefugee 时间:2008-08-23 22:49:00
  fly away...
作者:穿西装的青蛙 时间:2008-08-23 22:55:00
  MA LA GE BI!
作者:京力 时间:2008-08-24 10:59:00
  OH
作者:秋天的童话7018 时间:2008-08-24 12:03:00
  又重新开一个贴?那LZ要加把劲了
作者:淡蓝的烟 时间:2008-08-24 12:26:00
  LZ,来点搞笑的帖子嘛
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-24 16:17:00
  顺风找到你---I am sorry you could not find here and join us, any way I will show you this web links...
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-24 16:29:00
  :) Say hello to all the buddies above...just went back to office after killing several hours on fishing and lunch in a farm...nice weather, soft breeze...I think I’ve felt the smell of the coming fall...
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-24 16:35:00
  两相忘之红尘无心 ------I’d like to say Happy birthday to U in advance !!!
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-24 16:41:00
  淡蓝的烟--Mr.Light Blue Smoke ? :) It is true blue jokes could amuse you guys much more while u just reading...but if you creating some your own funny stories in English ,it would be more meaningful...How do you think so?
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-08-24 17:11:00
  Mr Happy,haha, you name yourself well.
  Hope everybody that meet you to be happy too.
  
  Which farm have you gone to? ha, fishing in cozy breeze, breathing fresh air and eating yummy...you live a happy life as your name signs.
  
  
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-24 17:44:00
  :) Concerning my name, I just wanna tell me no matter what kind of lifestyle you choose, if you feel you would be happy ,then that’s the right way for you...it’s nothing with money ,class,education...that’s also the guideline for me to do anything in details...
  
  Gotta a farm around an area ,namely 村头 ...
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-25 00:19:00
  Mr Happy,thank you.
  
  Tomorrow is my birthday...
  
   Tomorrow is another day~
  
  
作者:骗子不好做 时间:2008-08-25 00:21:00
  happy birthday to 两相忘之红尘无心
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-08-25 00:53:00
  happy birthday to 两心。
  
  I will go to Changchun on business this week and it would be inconvenient for me to sign in Tianya during this period.
  
  Say temporary bye to you.
  
  see you 5 days later. Best wishes to all of you.8
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-25 12:03:00
  Have a nice trip !!
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-25 17:39:00
  A little tired....Working hard hunting for greens...tonight will buy a meal for my college classmate while he gets a business trip here, it would be so nice while drinking the cool cool beer....:)
作者:出海的娇龙 时间:2008-08-25 18:30:00
  Have a good night!
作者:blackprick 时间:2008-08-25 22:07:00
  haha, show up here too...
  
  a lot of moments to cherish in life just like we are getting together here..
  
  a lot of people to forget if TA has not bring you hapiness..
  
  if there are tears on lover’s face I will kiss it away, also I wish she will always come around everytime when I am down, and get me feet back on the right way....
  
  is this what your are thinking about?
作者:冲出夔门 时间:2008-08-25 22:49:00
  kan budong, yidian dou kanbudong, ni rang wo za ban?
  
  danshi, wo haishi ji jinglaile ,haha
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-25 23:42:00
  骗子不好做
  孟鸣
  幸福即可
  -----------------------
  Tanks you!(*^__^*)
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-25 23:44:00
  sorry....
  
  thank you!
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-26 10:27:00
  On the way back home last night....deep into the night...a little light in the head by the cool cool beer...passing by a barber’s where you can not do haircut...street girls offered the proffessional smile to you...just at that moment...at the corner of the street...several Arabs approaching me ahead...I stopped there for a few seconds and watching...Arabs passing by the barber’s too...while I wanna turn back go away...the Arabs be fell into the smile...the smile plus the hot sexy many couples of gams ...How harmonious it was ! ...
作者:顺风找到你 时间:2008-08-26 12:36:00
  happy birthday to 两心!~~~
  
  I’m late....sorry
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-26 15:28:00
  顺风找到你
  
  今天是我生日,不迟啊...谢谢,亲爱的朋友。
作者:出海的娇龙 时间:2008-08-26 22:52:00
  happy birthday to Miss heart!
作者:冲出夔门 时间:2008-08-26 23:23:00
  Shengri Kuaile Ha, Meinv。
  
  Suiran WO Budong Yinglish, DAN shi haishi zhufuni.
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-27 09:39:00
  Got another deal while I opened my email, feeling much better my client finally accepted the new supplier...it is really hard now to locate more qualified ceramic tiles factories, since most of them have been moved away or stopped producing...Now just hope the greens could still keep strong for more days while the Olympic Games passed ....6.83 today ,it is good any way...
作者:顺风找到你 时间:2008-08-27 12:20:00
  I’m coming。。。。
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-27 23:28:00
  作者:出海的娇龙 回复日期:2008-8-26 22:52:00
  
    happy birthday to Miss heart!
  
  -----------------------------------------------
  无心=Miss not heart...
  
  (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-27 23:32:00
  作者:冲出夔门 回复日期:2008-8-26 23:23:00
  
    Shengri Kuaile Ha, Meinv。
    
    Suiran WO Budong Yinglish, DAN shi haishi zhufuni.
  -----------------------------------------------------
  Very good! I like 冲出夔门’s English ! Hah!
  
  This 素素’s English!(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
作者:顺风找到你 时间:2008-08-28 12:52:00
  晕,,,冲出夔门的那段,看得我很吃力。。。
作者:冲出夔门 时间:2008-08-28 22:30:00
  ahaa, wo hen gaoxin renshi dajia he meinv men. 顺风找到你 wo de pinyin shuipin haishi henhao de. Ur said is my plesure.
作者:heqiu119 时间:2008-08-29 15:27:00
  Once weekend come, I always feel lone,
  
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-08-29 18:40:00
  I came back from Changchun where it was not as cool as i imagined .
  
  So tired now. It is the first time that i feel tired on flight, but not much than trip to Usa..
  
  On arriving in foshan,i come here to say hi to you.
  
  you know, i miss you, and i am a guy living on internet to some degree.
  
  
作者:淡蓝的烟 时间:2008-08-29 19:26:00
  very glad to meet so many guys here!continue...
作者:出海的娇龙 时间:2008-08-29 19:31:00
  I want to learn from everyone...
作者:浅草悠狼 时间:2008-08-29 22:35:00
  what?
作者:两相忘之红尘无心 时间:2008-08-29 23:36:00
  Good night,everybody!(*^__^*)
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-08-30 09:19:00
  Morning! Everybody!
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-08-30 12:26:00
  继续贴笑话
  
  Sex in Advertising
  卖淫广告
  Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
  两个妓女开着一辆顶部竖有大牌子的汽车在镇里四处转悠,牌子上写着:双飞,50美金。
  
  A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they’d either have to remove the sign or go to jail.
  一个警察看到了标志,拦住她们说:要么把牌子摘下来,要么坐监。
  
  Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."
  正在这时,另一辆也竖有牌子的汽车从旁边驶过,上面写:耶稣保佑。
  
  One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don’t stop them?!"
  一个妓女问警察:你为什么不拦住他们?
  "Well, that’s a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."
  “哦,情况有点不同,”警察笑说,“他们属于宗教信仰”
  
  So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.
  这两个夜女皱了下眉,只好取下牌子开车走了。
  
  The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.
  第二天,警察在原地又发现了那两个妓女同样开车竖有牌子汽车四处跑。
   Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which
  now read:"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
  想着自己应该很容易逮捕她们,警察开始动手了,不料发现牌子上是这样写的:
  两位天使寻找皮条。
  
作者:顺风找到你 时间:2008-08-30 15:22:00
  Aha,,,intresting......
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-09-01 09:43:00
  Morning! Everybody! Have a nice week!!
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-09-01 13:16:00
  A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
  
  "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
  
  "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we’re about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we’ll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, ’Have you left the washing machine door open’ instead?"
  
  So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don’t suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
  
  "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
  
  When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
  
  "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
作者:被小红帽强暴的狼 时间:2008-09-01 13:18:00
  作者:晓照寒烟 回复日期:2008-8-23 15:51:00
  
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楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-09-02 09:33:00
  Wanna set up a company overseas...planning emigrating there as well...sometimes I thought I just try to enjoy the life more without two much worries...so I just follow my heart going ahead...setting questions myself...looking for the answers...and locating the next stop which would be reasonable one in my mind...
作者:宇凌仙子 时间:2008-09-02 20:28:00
  I would not say that bullying Niaoyu
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-09-04 09:55:00
  Staying in the office would be so boring, just wanna travel and give the holiday for my body as well as the soul, like a bird, the nestle is just a home which you could stay when you feel tried on flying around freely...
作者:孟鸣 时间:2008-09-04 19:15:00
  why do you feel boring when staying in the office?
  too much pressure from your boss? or you have to work hard for your family.
  hah, you had better adjust your life pace to calm yourself donw. Absolutely,travel is a good way. Besides, you can do some exercise or chat with good friends.
  anyway,you will be happy soon...
  i had thought you have a good attitude to life,judging from your previous points at earning money and ways of dealing difficulties.
  
  haha, heipi heipi.
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-09-08 09:45:00
  Morning! everybody....Spending two days in SZ last weekend, hunting for nice food, swimming in the bay...a little tired while driving back to FS in the heavy rain...
作者:很懒起床 时间:2008-09-09 23:34:00
  just got a message that a guy from Melbour will come and vist me,why not a girl?
作者:生存与梦想 时间:2008-09-10 17:21:00
  Hello everybody.
楼主幸福即可 时间:2008-09-15 10:13:00
  Another traditional festival passed by, no passion to face the moon in the city, reading and writing might be a quite enjoying , while drinking beer and wine could make up the air of heated joy,finding some answers which has been seeking for in mind for long, it is meaningful festival any way.
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