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楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-15 18:12:00
  for toothpaste commercial they show teeth.
    for shampoo they show hair.
    for facial soap they show the face,
    but why feminine wash they does’nt show pussy??
    That’s unfair!!
  牙膏广告总会展示牙齿,
  洗发水的广告总会展示头发,
  洗面奶的广告总会展示脸部,
  但为什么妇女清洁用品广告却不展示一下**呢.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-15 18:13:00
  for toothpaste commercial they show teeth.
    for shampoo they show hair.
    for facial soap they show the face,
    but why feminine wash they does’nt show pussy??
    That’s unfair!!
  牙膏广告总会展示牙齿,
  洗发水的广告总会展示头发,
  洗面奶的广告总会展示脸部,
  但为什么妇女清洁用品广告却不展示一下**呢.
  这不公平.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-15 18:15:00
  3 Nuns talking...
    Nun1: I saw a box of condoms at Father’s room.
    Nun2: Don’t worry, i put holes 0n d condoms so they won’t be effective.
    3rd Nun COLLAPSED!
   三个修女在聊天....
   第一个修女说:我在神父的房间里看见一盒安全套.
   第二个修女说:不用担心,我把所有安全套都捅破,那它们就没用啦.
   第三个修女一听立刻晕倒了.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-15 18:18:00
  A gang decided to rob a bank,they opened every vault and found no money,only cups of yogurt.they ate all yogurt.
    next day, in cnn news: "biggest sperm bank robbed!
  一伙人决定去打枪银行,当他们打开所有的银库时却没发现任何的现金,只看到一杯又一杯的酸奶酪,于是他们把所有的酸奶酪全吃光了.
  
  第二天,CNN新闻报道说:全国最大的精子银行被抢.
作者:尘缘河 时间:2007-05-15 20:28:00
  "U"nderwer改为 "U"nderwear
作者:安城 时间:2007-05-15 21:21:00
  hurse is a mistake for horse...
  
  i can not understand the last one.
  
  i think these two pieces are really funny...
  
作者:安城 时间:2007-05-15 21:23:00
  salesgirl:excuse me sir,you can not smoke here...
      customer:but I bought this cigarettes from your store..
      salesgirl:sir we also sell condoms,but it doesn’t mean you can fuck here.
    
    a new army captain inspected the soldiers in their barracks.he noticed a female horse.
      Captain:what’s that horse for?
      soldier:our men use her if they feel an urge to have sex.
      Captain:ah,it is ok.
      (One night,the captain feel an urge,so the soldier brought the hurse to his tent.the captain fucked the hurse.after that,he saw the soldier smiling outside his tent)
      captain:its so hard!..how do you do it?
      soldier:we ride on the horse to the next town where the girl are.
      Captain:son-of-a-bitch!!!
    
  最搞笑。。。
作者:安城 时间:2007-05-15 21:24:00
  挺喜欢看的,哈哈,不过,不希望广州版变成深圳版那样低俗,混乱
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-16 10:37:00
  作者:安城 回复日期:2007-5-15 21:21:00
  
    hurse is a mistake for horse...
    
    i can not understand the last one.
  ------------------------------
  酸奶酪 和冷藏的精液 看起来是一样的吧,事实我没见过.
  
  
  作者:安城 回复日期:2007-5-15 21:24:00
  
    挺喜欢看的,哈哈,不过,不希望广州版变成深圳版那样低俗,混乱
  ----------------------------------
  广州版的牛人都是搞这方面研究的,能干能说.不像我,只敢抄个说话娱乐大众,说不定还会被人说我显摆.
作者:广东肖疯子 时间:2007-05-16 13:52:00
  不好意思,俺没读过书,也不留过洋,所以长这么大只会说一句英语:FUCK YOU !
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-24 16:45:00
  One day there was a 14 year old girl in a nice short skirt. A boy about 16 walked up to her and said, "I bet you can’t climb that tree".
    The girl replied, "Oh yes I can, watch".
    The girl climbed up the tree and the boy looked up her skirt. When she came down he said, "I like your knickers".
    The girl got upset and told her mum her mum said, "You silly girl you let him look up your skirt to see your knickers".
    The next day the girl wore an even shorter skirt the boy said to her again, "I bet you can’t climb that tree", pointing to a taller one.
    The girl climbed it and when she came down the boy never said nothing, he just looked very happy.
    The girl told her mum again her mum said, "You silly girl you showed him your knickers again".
    The girl replied, "No I tricked him this time, I didn’t wear any ".
  有一天,一个14岁左右的小女孩她穿着很漂亮的裙子,一个大约16岁的男孩走过来对她说:我敢打赌你爬不上那棵树.
  小女孩说:我当然可以,你看着吧.
  于是她爬上了那棵树,那男孩抬起头看着她漂亮的裙子.
  她爬下来时男孩对她说:我喜欢你的小内裤.
  小女孩很生气,回家把这告诉了她妈妈.妈妈说:你这傻孩子,你怎么可以让他从你裙子下面往上看到你的内裤呢.
  
  第二天,小女孩穿了一条更短的裙子,那男孩指着一棵更高的树对她说:我敢打赌你爬不上那棵树.
  小女孩又爬上去了,但当她下来时那男孩一声不吭,只是看起来很兴奋.
  小女孩又告诉了妈妈,妈妈说:你这傻女孩,你怎么又把你的内裤给他看了.
  小女孩回答说:没有,这次我骗他了,我什么也没穿.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-24 16:53:00
  A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time.
    The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.
  老公和老婆正喝着葡萄酒.老公说:我打赌你现在肯定不能告诉一些能让我同时既喜又悲的东西.
  老婆想了一会说:你的鸡鸡比你兄弟的大多了.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-24 16:54:00
  A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said: I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me feel happy and sad at the same time.
    The wife thought for a few moments, then said: Your penis is bigger than your brother’s.
  老公和老婆正喝着葡萄酒.老公说:我打赌你现在肯定不能告诉一些能让我同时既喜又悲的东西.
  老婆想了一会说:你的鸡鸡比你兄弟的大多了.
作者:arthurwanglei 时间:2007-05-24 23:16:00
  作者:73楼的高度 回复日期:2007-5-12 22:58:00
  
    One day, a sunday-school teacher asked her students what
    they thought going to heaven would be like.
    Little Suzy answered: "I think you go up head-first, because
    your head is where you think about God."
    Then little Joseph raised his hand and said: "I think you go
    up heart-first, because God lives in your heart."
    Then little Tommy says: "I think you go up feet-first!"
    The teacher asked him: "Why do you believe this, Tommy?"
    To which Tommy replied: "Because I walked into mommy and
    daddy’s bedroom and saw mommy sticking her feet into the air
    saying ’Oh God, I’m coming!’ and if daddy hadn’t been lying
    on top of her, she would have floated away for sure!"
    一天,星期天学校的老师问学生在他们眼里死是怎样子的。
    小孩一:我想是头先死的,因为是想着上帝的是头脑。
    小孩二:我想是心先死的,因为我们常说上帝活在我们的心里。
    小孩三:我想是脚先死吧。
    老师问:为什么你会认为是脚先死啊。
    小孩三:因为有一次我走进我爸爸妈妈的房间,看见妈妈把脚举到半空还一边说:上帝啊,我快要来了。
  
  ·······小小修改:小孩三:因为有一次我走进我爸爸妈妈的房间,看见妈妈把脚举到半空还一边说:上帝啊,我快要来了!如果不是爸爸压着她,她早就飘上天(堂)了!
  
  
作者:arthurwanglei 时间:2007-05-24 23:18:00
  作者:73楼的高度 回复日期:2007-5-11 15:52:00
  
    old man:doctor,I’m 90 and my 18 years old wife is pregnant!
    老人:医生,我今年90了,而我18岁的妻子怀孕了.
    doc:let me tell you a stoty about an old hunter who,instead of his gun,brought his umbrella to the jungle,met a bear,aimed his umbrella,pulled the trigger and the bear dropped dead..
    医生:跟你说个故事,有个老猎人只带了一把伞并没有带上猎枪便走进了森林,突然他遇上了头熊,于是他举起伞对准那头熊,一按板机,那头熊便倒地死了.
    old man:impossible!somebody else must have shot the bear..
    老人说:不可能,伞怎么可以打死熊,肯定有其他人开枪打死的.
    doc:exactly!!
    医生:对,正是.
  ·······小小修改:老人说:不可能,伞怎么可以打死熊,肯定是别人“干”的!
    doc:exactly!!
    医生:对,正是.
  
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-05-25 10:59:00
  arthurwanglei,还是你译得比较传神.
作者:arthurwanglei 时间:2007-05-27 11:26:00
  哪里啊,还是你翻译的好,我只是少少润色而已,众人拾柴火焰高嘛
作者:因没爱而关机 时间:2007-05-27 12:58:00
  我日,发黄色笑话就发黄色笑话,偏偏搞这些鬼英文干掉,想炫耀你英文很好么?
作者:象牙丝 时间:2007-06-01 11:25:00
  狂搞笑..............
  
作者:晨风暴 时间:2007-06-01 14:01:00
  there are 70 ways to make a woman happy,one is shopping and the rest is 69
    让一个女人快乐有70种方式,第一种是shopping,其它是69
  理解理解
作者:芥末红豆 时间:2007-06-01 14:42:00
  ~~看的好辛苦。。。
作者:zfhbb_2008 时间:2007-06-01 15:11:00
  英语原来这么有意思,初中老师怎么不早教我呢!!!
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-06-01 15:34:00
  作者:因没爱而关机 回复日期:2007-5-27 12:58:00
  
    我日,发黄色笑话就发黄色笑话,偏偏搞这些鬼英文干掉,想炫耀你英文很好么?
  ------------------------------------------
  懂点英语能作为炫耀的资本吗?我有这么无知吗?
  
作者:Uklo 时间:2007-06-01 17:19:00
  73楼的高度 回复日期:2007-5-12 21:20:00
  
    there are 70 ways to make a woman happy,one is shopping and the rest is 69
    让一个女人快乐有70种方式,第一种是shopping,其它是69
    
    (能看懂这条的请举手)
  
  我举手
作者:鼎天俐地 时间:2007-06-02 01:09:00
  
   作者:73楼的高度 回复日期:2007-5-12 22:05:00
  
    "....Mary,why do you bring your kitty to the classroom?"
      "Um....My sister’s boyfriend said last night i would eat your pussy tomorrow~"
    
    这个也还没看懂
  
  
  老师问:"MARY,为什么你把你的猫带到教室来了?"
  MARY答:"呃,昨天晚上我听到我姐的男朋友说:明天我要吃你的"咪咪"!
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 14:06:00
  A man is dying of cancer......
    His son asked him,
    “ Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of AIDS? “
    Answer: “ So when I’m dead no one will dare touch your mom....
  
  一个男人就要死于cancer了.
  他儿子问他:爸爸,你为什么不断的告诉别人你将死于cancer啊.
  他爸回答说:这样我死后就不会有人敢碰你妈妈了.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 14:12:00
  Three feelings:
    what’s the difference between stress, tension and panic?
    Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and panic is when both are pregnant
  
  你知道压力,不安,惊谎三种情绪之间的区别吗?
  打个比方说吧:你老婆怀孕了是压力,你女朋友怀孕了则是不安,而惊谎就是两者都怀孕了.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:08:00
  Your brain has two parts. One is left and the other is right.The right one has nothing left and the left one has nothing right.
  
  这个无法翻译.要不意思就变了.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:19:00
  A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “ I spat in this beer, do not drink!“. After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!“
  
  有个家伙进了间酒吧并点了杯饮料.几分钟后想去洗手间,但又怕他离开时别人会喝他的饮料. 于是他写了张纸条贴在杯上:我吐了口水,不要喝. 谁知几分钟后他回来时发现杯子旁边多了张纸条,上面写着:我也吐了.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:22:00
  Always Thirty   
    
     A judge asked the defendant her age.
      “Thirty,”she replied.
      “You‘ve given that age in this court for the last three years.”
      “Yes. I‘m not one of those who says one thing today and another thing tomorrow.”
  
  法官问被告她的年龄.
  "30"她回答.
  "你三年前就说你已经30了"法官说.
  "是的,我不是那种今天说了明天就改口的人."
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:26:00
  After going on a diet,a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago.
     “Look,look.” she shouted while running downstairs to show her husband.“I can wear my old jeans again.”
     Her husband looked at her for a long time,when said,“Honey,I love you,but these are my jeans.”
  快要去参加会议了,这个女人自我感觉非常好-特别是当她发现可以穿上很久以前的那条牛仔裤时.
  
  "你看,你看" 她对着她老公说."我又可以穿上以前的牛仔裤了"
  她老公惊讶地看了她很久,然后说:宝贝,你穿了我那条"
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:29:00
  An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
      The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
      The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
  
  标点的重要性.
  一个英语老师在黑板上写了这样一句话:女人如果没有她男人就什么都不是 然后让学生正确地加上标点.
  
  男生:女人如果没有她男人,就什么都不是.
  女生:女人,如果没有她,男人就什么都不是.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:31:00
  CEO: "My wife made a millionaire out of me."
     Assistant: "What were you before?"
     CEO: "A multimillionaire."
  CEO:我老婆使我成为了百万富翁.
  小秘:那您之前是什么?
  CEO:千万富翁
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:35:00
  One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, to see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer, " I see that your pig likes apples, but isn‘t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied, " What‘s time to a pig?"
  城市男人开车来到农村,想看看农村是什么样子以及他们是怎么挣钱.他看到一个农夫在院子抱起一头猪并举高它好让它可以吃到苹果树上的苹果. 他好奇地问那农夫:我明白你的猪很喜欢吃苹果,但您不觉得这样很浪费时间吗? 农夫回答说:时间对于猪来说有意思吗?
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:36:00
  意思---意义
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:37:00
  The Reason of Being Late
     The teacher asked Tom: "Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
     "Someone lost one yuan." Answered Tom.
     "Oh, now I know, you helped him find the money," the teacher said.
     "No, I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom‘s reply.
  老师问TOM,你早上为什么迟到啊.
  TOM说:有人掉了一块钱.
  老师:哦,我知道了,你肯定是在帮他找到那一块钱?
  TOM:不是,我用脚踩住那钱,直到那个家伙离开.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:39:00
  A teacher asked asked one of his students: " What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
     The student answered immediately: " The last several minutes of a class is the longest, while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest."
  
  老师问:什么最长又什么最短/
  学生立刻回答:上课最后几分钟最长,考试最后几分钟最短.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:40:00
  Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.
    Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
    Doctor: Why do you thank me?
    Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
  医生:请张开嘴,夫人.
  女士:谢谢.
  医生:为什么谢谢我啊
  女士:因为我老公只会让我闭嘴.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:42:00
  Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.
  老婆:想吃晚餐了吗?
  老公:有什么选择吗?
  老婆:吃还是不吃.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 17:43:00
  Man : How old is your father?
    Boy : As old as me.
    Man : How can that be?
    Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
  你爸爸多大了?
  和我一样大.
  怎么可能?
  只有我出生后他才可以成为爸爸.
作者:神像大海深深蓝 时间:2007-08-01 18:07:00
  i still like dirty joke. plz continue
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-01 21:45:00
  Mum and Dad
    A little kid walks into the kitchen where his mom is cooking dinner and says,“ Mom, the last few nights I have woken up to this thumping noise coming out of your bedroom and I look to see what it is, you’re sitting on daddy and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?“
    The mother says, “Your dad is a little fat and I’m trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air out.“ The little kid says “Mom you’re wasting your time.“ Mom says “Why?“ and the kid says,“ Because once a week the pretty lady next door comes over and blows daddy right back up!!
  小男孩走进厨房对正在做饭的妈妈说:妈妈,前几晚我都被你房间里发出的声音吵醒,于是我走过去想看是什么发出的,我看见你坐在爸爸的身上还上上下下的跳动,你为什么这么做啊?
  妈妈说:你爸太肥了我要帮他减肥,我上上下下的运动是为了把里面的空气挤出来,小男孩说:妈,你这样没用的。妈妈问:为什么。小男孩说:因为每个星期,隔离的漂亮阿姨都会过来帮爸爸打气。
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:14:00
  Fuck,i don’t like it ,how can i live with it /
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:17:00
  出租车司机经常被警察罚款,他特别恨警察,一天媳妇安慰他说:老公,咱生个孩子就叫警察吧,你要生气,回来你就打警察,如果你还不解气,你就操警察他妈。
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:18:00
  神父对小修女说他的JJ是天堂的钥匙,叫小修女给他捏了一晚上.小修女非常高兴,回去对老修女说她摸到天堂的钥匙了.老修女一听小修女对神父JJ的描述,大怒道:"草他妈,他给老娘说那是天堂的号角,叫我给他吹了四十年!"
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:19:00
  问:谁是世界上最可怜的人?答:炮兵连炊事班战士!问:为什么? 答:戴绿帽背黑锅看别人打炮
  
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:20:00
  一个记者采访100只企鹅一天都干些什么,第一只说:吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆,第二只说:吃饭、睡觉、打豆豆。一直问了99只都如此,问到第100只说:吃饭、睡觉。记者问:你怎么不打豆豆?企鹅曰:我他妈就是豆豆,你奶奶的。
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:21:00
  两人苦工,女总疯狂地叫床,邻居敲门抗议!男说快别出声,女答可以.随后女便双目紧闭,牙关紧咬,浑身发抖. 男的慌问咋啦?女答:没事接着干,我改震动了!
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:22:00
  海龟酒量高,某天喝醉了,朋友问:你怎么还会喝醉?海龟答:唉,章鱼那孙子非要和爷划拳,丫的,那么多手,看都看不过来,真是输惨了!
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:23:00
  一新兵起床总落后挨骂,便买染料涂于身上,酷似迷彩装。半夜军号响,他首先冲出营房长官表扬:很好!穿着很整齐,但下次注意,手榴弹应该挂在后面。
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:24:00
  电视台一女主持婚后几年不育,着急忧愁,去找医生诉苦说:“说我不行嘛,未婚时就怀孕过三次;说老公不行嘛,难道我们几个台领导都不行?
    
    一老太太看完黑人百米赛后,抹着眼泪说:吓死人!几个挖煤的跪成一排被枪毙,没瞄准就开了枪,娃儿们吓得那个跑呀,绳子都拦不住哇!
    
    某少妇劝儿与爷爷睡,儿不肯。少妇吓唬道:你不去那我就去!孩子仍不去。爷爷道:教育小孩要讲诚信,要做榜样,说话要算数!骗孩子不能连老人一起骗!
    
    几个小男孩凑了十多快钱,想买玩具,但犯愁:十几块能买什么呢?其中一个提议到:去买卫生巾吧.众不解,问为什么?男孩说,我也不太清楚,不过电视上说有了它,就可以爬山,滑水,打球,溜冰,而且快乐没烦恼
    
    两个女士在抱怨如今的公交车拥挤,使她们痛苦不堪.一个说:“我真是倒霉呀!在车上我被挤得流了产。”一个说:“我才叫倒霉呢!在车上我被挤得都怀了孕。”
    
    一天,一和尚遇到一尼姑便出一对联:上联:白天没吊事.下联:晚上吊没事.横批:闲来无事!尼姑对上联:白天空洞洞.下联:晚上洞空空.横批:有求(球)必应.
    
    葛优上厕所
    一次,葛优请朋友吃饭,中途上了趟厕所,回来时,裤子湿了一大块。
    朋友:你的裤子怎么湿啦?
    葛优:自从我成名之后经常这样。
    朋友:经常这样?
    葛优:可不是!经常是旁边的人撒着尿突然转过来大叫:“ 这不是葛优吗!”
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:25:00
  生理卫生课上教授在说明精子的主要成份是蛋白质和葡萄糖,一女生不解地问:既然精子的主要成份是葡萄糖,那为什么尝起来并不是甜的呢?教授一时语塞,另一女生大声回答到:因为人类分辨甜味的部位是舌尖而不是喉咙。
  
  
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:26:00
  加一个:一老汉在药店看到卖‘伟哥’,问服务员这是干什么用的 ,服务员含羞答到 ,下面用的 ,老汉就买了一包回去下面条,结果面条都站在锅里,锅盖被顶老高。。。
  
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:27:00
  一天,一和尚遇到一尼姑便出一对联:上联:白天没吊事.下联:晚上吊没事.横批:闲来无事!尼姑对上联:白天空洞洞.下联:晚上洞空空.横批:有求(球)必应.
  
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:28:00
  母鸡问公鸡:最近忙什么呢? 公鸡红脸回答:做点小生意.母鸡:注意身体哪,脸色这么差.做啥生意那么累.公鸡低头小声道:卖点鸡精.
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-08-03 13:29:00
  佳佳和小帅是邻居,常常在一起玩耍,佳佳妈是白骨精,收入较高家底富有,常给佳佳买这个那个玩具,而小帅家父母没有固定的工作,经济自然就紧巴巴的,玩具自然没佳佳多,日子长啦自然有点自卑感,做父母的就难免灌输一些男尊女卑的思想,以平衡孩子的心理,有一天佳佳又拿一件新玩具来向小帅显赫:我又有新的玩具啦,你有吗?小帅一脸不快,气的一下子把裤子脱了,指着小JJ说:这个你有吗?以为这一下板回了面子,可想不到佳佳夜把裤子脱了指着MM说:我妈说啦,只要有了这个,你那个小玩意,要多少有多少。
作者:吾系女人 时间:2007-08-03 14:40:00
  
  
  看了很快乐!
  
  请继续,唔好停啊~~~~~~~~~~~
  
  
  
  
作者:吾系女人 时间:2007-08-03 14:47:00
  
  
   有些女人你不能娶:
  
  1.女老师 --她常说:做好点,做不好重做100遍!
  2.网吧女服务员 --她常说:你上不上呀,后面还有人等着呢……
  3.女导演 --她常说:停!再来一次!
  4.客车女售票员 --她常说:进去一点,再进去一点,里面还很空!
  5.护士 --她常说:把裤子脱下来!
  6.女编辑 --她常说:欢迎来稿!
  
  
  
  
  
作者:吾系女人 时间:2007-08-03 14:51:00
  
  
  丈夫说:你学好做饭我们就可以辞掉女佣,减轻家庭负担。
  
  妻:废话!如果你学好做爱,咱们就可辞掉司机、园丁和保安,家庭负担就更轻了!
  
  
  
  
作者:蓝的蓝 时间:2007-08-03 15:24:00
  严重抗议 有些是不黄的!
作者:大雪小雪又一年 时间:2007-12-02 21:56:00
  哈哈~~``
  英文版的更有味道些.
作者:会笑的果橙 时间:2007-12-02 22:20:00
  Oh...shit!
作者:平淡无知 时间:2007-12-02 22:26:00
  感觉翻译太有水平了
  
  哈哈
作者:xtwos 时间:2007-12-02 23:16:00
  呵呵,
  看了有些的真的很开心
  不管黄不黄
  娱乐了大众.
  哈哈哈哈哈
作者:探月使 时间:2007-12-02 23:46:00
  作者:73楼的高度 回复日期:2007-8-3 13:28:00
  
    母鸡问公鸡:最近忙什么呢? 公鸡红脸回答:做点小生意.母鸡:注意身体哪,脸色这么差.做啥生意那么累.公鸡低头小声道:卖点鸡精.
  
  -----------------
  
  看到这个,终于笑出来了。。。
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作者:有阿句在不怕不怕 时间:2007-12-03 03:13:00
  a guy and a girl were having sex in the car.
      Guy:if I had known you were still a virgin,I would have taken more time.
      Girl:actually if I had known that you really had more time,I would have just taken off my panty hose.
  ==============================================================================
  男孩和女孩在车上做爱
  男孩;如果我知道你是处的话。我会做足前戏的
  女孩;如果你不那么冲动,我会脱掉丝袜的。。
  
  
  
楼主73楼的高度 时间:2007-12-03 09:19:00
  又被顶上来了.
作者:志取其乳d 时间:2007-12-27 13:31:00
  缘于工作需要,特留名刨此旧坟便于索取素材~~~~~-_-
  
作者:痛苦的瘦猪 时间:2008-07-18 14:08:00
  哈哈。搞笑。 。
作者:cannonywu 时间:2008-07-18 14:42:00
  有意思
作者:百威汽水 时间:2008-07-19 00:34:00
  fu ck.
作者:光与影再不相逢 时间:2008-07-19 01:10:00
  在英语杂谈那里看过
作者:一下子找不到北 时间:2008-07-19 03:06:00
  楼主精神可嘉。这种方式学英语保证进步快。
  帮你解几个惑:
  1,a guy and a girl were having sex in the car.
    Guy:if I had known you were still a virgin,I would have taken more time.
    Girl:actually if I had known that you really had more time,I would have just taken off my panty hose.
    
    男孩女孩车震。(事后)男孩说:我要知道你还是处女,我会搞久一点的。女孩说:事实上如果你真的再坚持一会,我就脱下了我的裤袜。
  意思是女孩还脱剩裤袜的时候,男孩就激动得爆发完毕了。还以为碰到了突破不了的处女膜。panty hose,大概是贴身长筒袜,男的以为女的脱干净了。
  2  "....Mary,why do you bring your kitty to the classroom?"
      "Um....My sister’s boyfriend said last night i would eat your pussy tomorrow~"
  玛丽,你为什么带着你的kitty猫到科室里?
  嗯,,,我姐姐的男朋友昨晚说“我要吃掉你的猫咪”。
  pussy,俚语里就是女人的you-know-what,同时又是猫的意思。
  3 马式和狗式。
  马交配是站着的。但马太高大了。雄马要高高仰立,前蹄搁在马背上,全身几乎靠后蹄支撑。
  狗虽然也是后入,跟马有点象,但长得矮,重心底,雄狗是趴拉在母狗背上。
  大个子哺乳动物交配都挺困难的。除了猩猩,象人。
  
作者:一下子找不到北 时间:2008-07-19 03:11:00
  插句不相干的话,关于kitty猫。
  鲁豫说,老虎不发威,还以为我是kitty猫。
  ah 哈,就是pussy而已啊。just something you-kown-what, nothing else.
  很讨厌她的主持风格。
作者:长江17号 时间:2008-07-19 10:20:00
  太牛了吧,E文也有
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