FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY(转载)

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FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY
  
   In Florida , an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
  
   The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"
  
   The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays."
  
   The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do.. Your client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."
  
   The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."
  
   The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day. Psalm 14:1 in The Bible states, "The fool says in his heart, there is no God." Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, he already has a day. April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."
  

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楼主无信仰最可怜 时间:2010-04-01 17:24:37
  美国Florida州法院设定无神论者的“圣日”(一个笑话)
  
  在Florida州,有一个无神论者针对要来的复活节和逾越节立了一个诉讼案。他雇了一个律师,投诉基督徒、犹太教徒、以及他们圣日的纪念活动的歧视。理由是无神论者没有这样公众认可的节日很不公平。
  
  这个诉讼案开庭后,法官听完律师非常有激情的陈述之后,敲了敲木槌说:“案子驳回!”
  
  律师马上站起来反对说:“尊敬的法官大人,你怎么能够驳回这个案子?基督徒们有圣诞节、复活节;犹太人有逾越节、赎罪日、和光明节;但是我的顾客和其他的无神论者并没有这样的节日。”
  
  法官身子前倾着说:“你们有。律师,你的顾客实在是可悲的无知”
  
  律师说:“尊敬的法官大人,我们并不知道有什么无神论者的节日或是特别纪念活动”
  
  法官说:“日历上记着4月1日是愚人节。诗篇14章1节说,‘愚顽人心里说,没有神。’ 所以本庭认为,如果你的顾客认为没有神,那么他就是一个愚顽人。这样他已经有了一个节日,就是4月1日。退庭。”
作者:luxiaan 时间:2010-04-03 19:36:49
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