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Pop Star Wants Home Sex Movie Shown in Court
  法庭也敢放歪录象?
  A top Croatian pop star asked a Zagreb court on Friday to watch a private movie in which she enjoys a lusty sex romp to see whether her copyright was violated by a Web Site that showed it to the public.
  星期五。克罗地亚的 呕像明星 要求 咋个萝卜法院观摩一盘 私人拍她的“性福生活”的片子,喊法官判定到底网上大家看到的录象侵犯她的版权莫得。
  Severina Vuckovic, 32, sued the www.index.hr web portal for publishing shots of her having sex with a man later identified as a wealthy Bosnian Croat businessman who is married with children.
  色萎离啦/五颗喂起 32岁了,起诉打不留/应得死/好热 门户网站乱登她和一个男人敞欢的镜头。那男的随后证实是个结了婚带起娃儿的波死你呀/克罗地亚的富商。
  Her lawyers demanded the video be shown in court, state news agency Hina reported.
  色萎的律师估倒要在法庭放这盘录象,国家新闻机构 嗨啦报道说。
  In a separate motion, the defendants also asked that a court-appointed sex expert see the video to determine if Vuckovic had "demonstrated anything not previously seen in the porn industry," which could qualify for copyright, Hina said.
  辩护方 在另一个提议中要求由法庭指派的 色专家 看录象,认定五颗喂起的东西是不是 跟“早已有之”的黄片有所 创新,不然还说啥子版权嘛。
  "I do not think she has shown any new sexual art," the portal's owner, Matija Babic, told the agency.
  “我不觉得 她耍的东西有啥子艺术哈,”网站的老板 马踢呀/巴壁切 给新闻机构说。
  关注每日歪新闻,欢迎大家乱弹琴!
  
  'Come Bite Me!' Right...
  狮子狮子快咬我
  A man leaped into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.
  周三,台北动物园来了个弹绷子。这娃居然跳到狮子窝去耍,想感化狮子成基督教徒,结果是费力不讨好,挨了狮子咬。
  "Jesus will save you!" the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
  几米之外,有两头非洲狮子咕在树子底下。这个46岁的弹绷子就吼:“耶稣会拯救你们!”
  "Come bite me!" he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.
  电视拍的镜头,清清楚楚看到这娃举起双手说:“来咬噻,咬噻!”
  One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.
  其中的一头乱发公狮子毛了,一火就咬了这娃的右腿腿,动物园的工作人员只好拿水龙头和打镇静剂的枪把狮子吆开。
  Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
  报纸说了,幸好那天狮子是喂过了哦,不然的话弹绷子不死也要被咬成残废……嘿嘿。
  
  Woman Seeks Husband on a Billboard
  徐娘搞自我拍卖
  A Chinese woman living in Sydney has taken the unusual step of advertising for a husband on a billboard outside a cinema in Sydney's eastern suburbs.
  住在稀泥市的中国女人搞了个希奇古怪的广告,她在稀泥市东郊的电影院外头立了块牌牌说是要征婚。
  Helen Zhou, from Shanghai, said she had tried Internet dating but found men did not want to commit.
  这个叫 黑冷粥 的上海女人说了,她在网上耍过朋友,可惜那些男人并不投入。
  "People are happy to date but they don't want any commitment, only temporary relationships," the middle-aged Zhou told her weekly local newspaper, the Southern Courier.
  当地的周报“南方跑腿报”切采访她,这个半老徐娘愤愤地说:“哼,那些男的说到约会搞刨了,就是想来点露水姻缘,又不想负责任。”
  Zhou spent A$5,000 (US$3,700) on the billboard which has a large headline "HUSBAND WANTED" and a lists of requirements, such as age up to 45, good health, non-smoker and drinker, Caucasian, solid financial background and a good sense of humor.
  粥女士花了5,000澳圆(3,700美圆,劲仗哦)整了这个牌牌,牌牌的标题是“搜捕老公”,下头列了一趴啦条件哦:啥子45岁以上,身体拽实,不抽烟不喝酒,包包头要有钱哦,必须是白人(Caucasian高加索种,白人的祖宗),还要有油麦秆。
  "I'm not fussy," said Zhou, who describes herself on the billboard as a beautiful and intelligent woman seeking a "dream family with a fabulous partner."
  牌牌上说自己美貌如花、精灵过人,要找个“神仙眷侣“组成“梦幻家庭”。粥女士还说了:“我不是那种渣瓦的婆娘哈!”
  So far Zhou's search for love has received few replies.
  可惜,目前为止应者寥寥。
  
  Man Trying to Kill Mouse Shoots Girlfriend
  女友当成鼠辈挨黑枪
  A man missed a mouse he was trying to shoot with a small-caliber handgun and wounded his girlfriend instead, Pa. State police said.
  宾州警察局称,有个闷墩用小口径手枪打耗子,耗子没打到,子弹却伤了女朋友。
  Donald Rugg, 43, of Confluence, was trying to kill the rodent with a .22-caliber handgun when his girlfriend, Cathy Jo Harris, 38, apparently went into the line of fire and was hit in the arm early Tuesday morning.
  星期二清早八晨的时候,合江市的43岁的闷墩Donald Rugg本来想用22毫米的手枪切打那个牙尖18怪的小动物,他那个38岁的女友Cathy Jo Harris正好撞在枪口上,膀膀挨了一枪。
  She was taken to Somerset Hospital where she was listed in fair condition Tuesday, said hospital spokesman Greg Chiappelli.
  傻磨晒得医院发言人割了割/假批李称,那个女生被送到了医院,“没什么大不了的!”
  State police said they won't charge Rugg, but advised against people shooting firearms inside.
  警察说闷墩不会被起诉,但是还是劝大家不要在屋头把枪拿到乱耍。
  

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作者:烟波小钓徒 时间:2005-12-14 13:06:27
  太鸡巴强了!
作者:澹台错 时间:2005-12-14 16:56:02
  好耍好耍:)
作者:HIDING-NEMO 时间:2005-12-14 17:00:22
  
  
  看了两眼
  
  连四川话都背过了
作者:燕南侠 时间:2005-12-14 17:05:45
  巴适:)
作者:一次性tt 时间:2005-12-14 17:18:58
  不会四川话

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