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  "Barack Obama gave a speech in Germany and 200,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France surrendered just in case." --Craig Ferguson
  
  巴拉克.奥巴马在柏林的演讲有二十万德国人出场,出场的德国人欢呼得山呼海啸般一般,硬把法国人吓得干脆投降以防万一。
  
  "Today in Berlin, Barack Obama spoke to a crowd of over 200,000 people. In fact, he was so eager to please the Germans, he promised he'd name David Hasselhoff as vice president." --Jay Leno
  
  今天在柏林,巴拉克.奥巴马向二十万德国人演讲,实际上,他是如此热切地想讨好德国人,以至于他宣布要提名大卫.哈塞尔霍夫当副总统。
  
  "After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born." --Jon Stewart, on Barack Obama's Middle East trip
  
  简短地向阿卜杜拉国王问候之后,奥巴马离开了以色列——在以色列他只做了一次短暂的购物:在伯利恒他的出生地买了个马槽。——约翰斯蒂华,评奥巴马的中东之行。
  
  "Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno
  
  昨天,布什总统宣布他将大幅度提升白宫的智力水平。他做到了:他离开了白宫。
  
  "Well, you know what's interesting, it's been mentioned that Barack Obama may still pick a woman for VP, but not Hillary Clinton. Yeah. Well today, a top Hillary Clinton supporter named Lanny Davis said it was 'inconceivable' that Obama would pick another woman over Hillary, to which Bill said, 'it's not that inconceivable.'" --Jay Leno
  
  你看,有消息说奥巴马仍将提名一位女副总统候选人,但不是希拉里。一位希拉里的狂热粉丝声称“还有哪一位女人能胜过希拉里?简直不可想象”,而克林顿说:“那没啥‘不可想象’的。”
  
  "And as you know, the McCain campaign is running that commercial where they're comparing Barack Obama to various Hollywood celebrities. And as you know, if there's one thing the Republicans will not stand for, it's electing some Hollywood celebrity to public office. Except for Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood -- you know, except for those." --Jay Leno
  
  大家知道,麦凯恩的竞选行动越来越商业化,和奥巴马的竞选行动之越来越好莱坞明星化针锋相对(此前共和党挖苦奥巴马把自己包装得活象个好莱坞明星)。大家知道,有件事儿是共和党从不支持的,那就是把好莱坞明星选成政府官员。共和党从不把任何好莱坞明星选成政府官员,除了里根、汤普森、施瓦辛格、伊斯特伍德之外。
  

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楼主刘沙沙004 时间:2008-08-05 17:04:53 河南
  
  "Barack Obama told Tom Brokaw, the other day, what he's looking for in a vice president is someone who would tell him when he’s wrong. Wouldn't Hillary be the best candidate? She's been telling him he's been dead wrong since the beginning on this." –Jay Leno
  
  奥巴马说,他在寻找这样一位副总统:“会在我犯错的时候告诉我。”那么,希拉里不是最合适吗?她从一开始就在不停地说“奥巴马你大错特错了。”
  
  
  
作者:lix829 时间:2008-08-05 17:22:45 澳大利亚
  33333333333333333333
作者:evansviolet 时间:2008-08-05 17:29:55 广东
  好玩~~~还有么?
  
  上届艾美奖的一个talk show的奖(忘了具体是什么),有一个候选者的短片,那些主持人个个耍宝,笑S了……
楼主刘沙沙004 时间:2008-08-05 17:55:41 河南
  作者:evansviolet 回复日期:2008-8-5 17:29:55 
    好玩~~~还有么?
  
  这个地址,多的是.我没事就翻着玩儿,也欢迎大家一起翻着玩儿~
  
  
  http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/bldailyfeed3.htm
作者:waitingform 时间:2008-08-05 19:03:35 广东
  "Yesterday, President Bush announced there are going to be some big changes in intelligence in the White House. Yeah, he's leaving." --Jay Leno
    
    昨天,布什总统宣布他将大幅度提升白宫的智力水平。他做到了:他离开了白宫。
  
  哈哈哈哈
作者:八月阳光sun 时间:2008-08-05 21:43:40 澳大利亚
  好玩,我要看翻译版的
作者:可爱女人05 时间:2008-08-05 23:00:54 江苏
  对不对哦翻译的 我自己要较的

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