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楼主:我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 10:43:00 点击:212970 回复:2931

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http://omegle.com/
  
  就是这个网站,在别处看到的,随机将世界上的两个陌生人联系在一起,你不知道对方的任何资料,只能通过聊天来了解 = =
  
  因为完全匿名,所以什么样的人都可能遇到
  
  我试了几次,2次是个德国人,1次是个芬兰的(好像是个小姑娘),还有个上来就问“你想不想要GAO潮?”囧是个广告……
  朋友还遇到个用翻译机聊天的巴西男囧
  
  
  http://omegle.com/
  
  就是这个网站,在别处看到的,随机将世界上的两个陌生人联系在一起,你不知道对方的任何资料,只能通过聊天来了解 = =
  
  因为完全匿名,所以什么样的人都可能遇到
  
  我试了几次,2次是个德国人,1次是个芬兰的(好像是个小姑娘),还有个上来就问“你想不想要GAO潮?”囧是个广告……
  朋友还遇到个用翻译机聊天的巴西男囧
  
楼主发言:1次 发图:0张
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 10:46:34
  我囧,巴西男还说我们跨越了世界成为朋友。。。
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 10:48:45
  自沙
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 10:49:44
  T_T沙发被你抢了
作者:AYu2611 时间:2009-04-09 10:53:12
  好玩耶~
  
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 10:55:27
  =。=
  
  没人来看吗
作者:好名都被狗吃了 时间:2009-04-09 10:58:01
  英文很烂的飘过。。
作者:借看春晓 时间:2009-04-09 10:58:28
  对手指问声,各位外语这么强啊~
作者:shandonghouye 时间:2009-04-09 10:58:30
  广告杀 请勿复制广告内容以免误杀-如花-- shandonghouye-- 操作时间:2009-4-9 15:49:40 -- 17946265
作者:pleasani 时间:2009-04-09 10:59:24
  校园网很悲伤。。
作者:想拉皮去皱的蛤蟆 时间:2009-04-09 10:59:56
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: may i share your asl
  You: can you speak chinese?
  Stranger: yes..
  You: say st
  Stranger: 一伙的?
  Stranger: 你是哪来的
  You: cao
  Stranger: 。。
  Stranger: 你遇到哪些了
  Stranger: 我遇到9岁的就要插的
  You: 没,刚上,就遇到你个
  Stranger: 。。
  Stranger: 外国人太他妈DIAO了
  You: ...
  You: CAN YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
  Stranger: 每次都什么SEX
  Stranger: OH。。YES
  You: 除了FUCK
  Stranger: I CAN。。
  You: 白了,换人,然后回去汇报
  Stranger: 哦
  Stranger: 你哪吧的
  
  
  
  
  
  
  ------------------>..<-------------------------
作者:人人都爱雷 时间:2009-04-09 11:01:16
  正在逗,更饿ohio的女生,ms美国人比较少
作者:AYu2611 时间:2009-04-09 11:01:42
  Stranger: what’s with all the disabled people?
  You: what?
  Stranger: crutches, wheelchairs, seeing eye dogs...
  Stranger: they’re everywhere
  Stranger: i feel like society is making a statement against survival of the fittest.
  
  
  
  
  ...我囧
作者:曾是小孩子 时间:2009-04-09 11:03:52
  WHAT’S WITH YOUR CAPS?是什么意思。。怎么觉得别人说这句话有点不太对劲。。。
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 11:04:03
  作者:借看春晓 回复日期:2009-04-09 10:58:28 
    对手指问声,各位外语这么强啊~
  
  
  这网站上真正英语母语国家的人还是不多的吧
  
  很多欧洲和南美的,所以放心吧,一般不会有人笑你说不好的^_^
作者:超哥1986 时间:2009-04-09 11:04:09
  英语确实太烂了~~~
作者:小泷加油 时间:2009-04-09 11:05:33
  英语白痴路过
作者:超哥1986 时间:2009-04-09 11:05:47
  我每次都是 HI
  
  然后就是 “can you speak chinese?”
  
  囧囧
作者:漂洋过海被你打 时间:2009-04-09 11:11:03
  英文不好 曾经被一个阿拉伯留学生加QQ聊 完全的语言不通
  后来本人来了个在线翻译 哇哈哈 勉强应付
作者:清水丸子23 时间:2009-04-09 11:12:44
  Stranger: hi!
  You: HI HI HI HI HI
  Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
  
  You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
  Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
  You: HELLO
  Stranger: HEEEYYYY
  You: HA HA HA HA HA
  Stranger: :D
  You: HI baby
  Stranger: Hi
  You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
  You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
  Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
  
作者:甜入我心 时间:2009-04-09 11:15:03
  就我那英语水平,不是对方吐血就是我吐血…
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 11:15:48
  UP
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 11:17:22
  Stranger: hi!
    You: HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
    
    You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: HEEEYYYY
    You: HA HA HA HA HA
    Stranger: :D
    You: HI baby
    Stranger: Hi
    You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
    You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
    Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
  ==================
  哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!强人啊!!!!
作者:真实滴 时间:2009-04-09 11:17:39
  2976 users online
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 11:18:51
  Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: may i share your asl
    You: can you speak chinese?
    Stranger: yes..
    You: say st
    Stranger: 一伙的?
    Stranger: 你是哪来的
    You: cao
    Stranger: 。。
  ========
  还有些英文聊天网站也进尽遇见中国人哈哈
作者:28摄氏度 时间:2009-04-09 11:20:55
  有意思 马一个
作者:失忆月光 时间:2009-04-09 11:21:05
  巴西人很讨厌~其他地方的还好
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 11:24:28
  Stranger:
  Hell, the chinaaa LEGALL...
  那巴西人说的,看不懂啥意思
作者:28摄氏度 时间:2009-04-09 11:25:02
  有意思 马一个
作者:姗姗ing 时间:2009-04-09 11:27:15
  我一说我是 chinese 人家就挂了
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 11:27:30
  作者:清水丸子23 回复日期:2009-04-09 11:12:44 
    Stranger: hi!
    You: HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
    
    You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: HEEEYYYY
    You: HA HA HA HA HA
    Stranger: :D
    You: HI baby
    Stranger: Hi
    You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
    You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
    Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
  
  
  =================================
  
  太欢乐了哈哈哈哈哈满地打滚
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 11:27:32
  Stranger:
  Hell, the chinaaa LEGALL...
  巴西人一听我是中国人,就这么说了句,看不懂是啥意思
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 11:29:11
  有的TX说一报地区对方就挂了,很有可能是因为人家想找ONS,但是觉得你离得太远没希望把到=3=
作者:lalazq 时间:2009-04-09 11:31:11
  妈妈的。。。一听我说是china的就跑了。。
作者:shellsmall 时间:2009-04-09 11:31:21
  呃,他们挺没耐心的,基本聊个5分钟,话不投机,挂了
作者:厶厶君 时间:2009-04-09 11:32:43
  好玩
作者:不被雷劈不裝B 时间:2009-04-09 11:33:49
  
  You: hi there
  Stranger: HO
  You: hola!
  Stranger: HEY!
  You: hiiiiiiii
  You: whts up!
  Stranger: I dont know
  You: y
  Stranger: My bruises became darker
  You: y
  You: wht did u do
  Stranger: My mum is mean
  You: well no skin off my nose
  Stranger: ...What?
  
  大意这样。。。无聊到聊不下去。。。
  
作者:莎莎的花 时间:2009-04-09 11:33:54
  怎么都是巴西人 真讨厌
作者:温州人在长春 时间:2009-04-09 11:35:18
  3
作者:lalazq 时间:2009-04-09 11:36:00
  You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  Stranger: HI
  Stranger: 试试中文
  You: 同胞。......
  You: 别告诉我是从天涯来的。。。
  Stranger: 恩
  You: 囧
  Stranger: 不是
  You: 哦。。。
  You: 你哪里的。。。。
  Stranger: 南京
  Stranger: 你呢
  You: 哦。。我天津。。
  Stranger: 这还是中国人多呀
  Stranger: 囧
  You: 是啊啊啊啊啊啊。。。
  You: 刚碰上个老外。。
  You: 一听我是chinese就跑咧。。
  Stranger: 我也是
  Stranger: 老外不喜欢中国人?我一说来自中国就跑
  You: 老娘还没跑了。。他跑什么。。。
  Stranger: 晕倒
  Stranger: 是啊 同感
  You: 还继续聊不?
  Stranger: 要去吃饭了
  Stranger: 下午还上课
  You: 恩。。我也该去吃饭了。。。
  Stranger: 88
  You: 拜拜
作者:yaomao119 时间:2009-04-09 11:38:40
  我刚上了一下,破英语被外国人鄙视了~~
作者:温州人在长春 时间:2009-04-09 11:40:24
  w cao 我碰到个法国老 还碰到一个美国的 都不知道在聊啥 英语不好1
作者:myhyde 时间:2009-04-09 11:42:38
  
  
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  You: :-D
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi hi hi hi hi hi
  Stranger: who are you?
  You: i am zhang
  Stranger: Are you a chinese?
  You: where are y from?~~~~~~~:-D
  You: 正确!!!!
  Stranger: 那就别来英语了
  Stranger: 累得慌
  You: 汗
  You: 天涯来的!!!!-——-
  You: 囧囧
  Stranger: 哦?你来自天涯?那我就来自海角了
  You: 这里有很多中国人嘛??
  
  
  
  ==============================
  
  
  囧囧!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
  
作者:衡风 时间:2009-04-09 11:42:47
  Stranger: Age and locating please
  You: 21,Asia
  You: ur turn
  Stranger: 23 Usa
  You: a danger place
  Stranger: Why even say Asia, Asia is huge
  You: the book tells me
  
作者:温州人在长春 时间:2009-04-09 11:43:19
  You: hi
  Stranger: yo~
  Stranger: where u come from
  You: YO YO
  You: 中国
  Stranger: =.=
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:黑眼圈小超人 时间:2009-04-09 11:44:21
  好好玩~~
作者:踏雪寻熊爪 时间:2009-04-09 11:45:15
  居然碰上个忍者。。。。还想拯救世界。。。。
  
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: can you
  You: What can u do?
  You: Yes
  Stranger: I can hide in the shadows and throw ninja stars
  Stranger: I can prey on the evildoers and those who commit nefarious activities
  Stranger: I can rid the world of all evil
  Stranger: FOR I AM THE COOON!!!!!!!!
  Stranger: are you an evildoer?
  You: So I know u are a japanese
  You: Of course I am a good person
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: I am not from the land of fish and rice
  You: Do u know ninja in history is bodyguard of master
  Stranger: I have trained in the arts of the giants and the men with green faces
  Stranger: yes but the secret ninjas are better than bodyguards
  Stranger: they are the masters
  You: So u are the toppest ninjas?
  Stranger: yes, what crimes have you committed
作者:toro789 时间:2009-04-09 11:48:46
  留脚
作者:马尔小蒂尼 时间:2009-04-09 11:50:01
  老中比老外更多
作者:飞天老红猪 时间:2009-04-09 11:51:13
  .......昏特....
作者:大明成祖朱棣 时间:2009-04-09 11:52:26
  
  在和你中国同胞聊天中,我也是一上去就碰到国人了~
  
  
  
  
  
  
作者:momoracing 时间:2009-04-09 11:52:42
  
  Stranger: hey
  You: hi
  Stranger: asl?
  You: I’m from the fucking Holland
  Stranger: hahaha
  You: And you?
  Stranger: oook
  Stranger: australia
  You: Hi, aussie!
  Stranger: how old are you and m or f?
  You: 28, m
  Stranger: 17 f
  You: :)
  Stranger: whats your name ?
  Stranger: that is if you dont mind me askin
  You: ruud
  You: ANd you?
  Stranger: ellen
  Stranger: sooo.....
  You: Hi, ellen :) Nice name
  You: Your asl?
  Stranger: 17 female australia
  Stranger: thankss :))))
  You: What asl?
  You: What’s asl?
  You: I know :)
  Stranger: hold i will be back in like 2 minutes
  Stranger: just wait
  Stranger: :)
  You: :)
  Stranger: im back
  You: So now you are a middle school student.
  Stranger: high school senior
  Stranger: woohoo
  Stranger: :P
  You: :)
  You: Are you from asia?
  Stranger: im from australia
  Stranger: i said that?
  You: yes
  Stranger: so what do you want to talk about ;)
  You: I mean, a lot Asia study in Astralia
  Stranger: no im caucasian
  You: Oh I know :)
  Stranger: yea so...
作者:踏雪寻熊爪 时间:2009-04-09 11:53:28
  继续,被雷到了,他问我飞机是什么样子的。。。。。
  
  Stranger: I can hide in the shadows and throw ninja stars
  Stranger: I can prey on the evildoers and those who commit nefarious activities
  Stranger: I can rid the world of all evil
  Stranger: FOR I AM THE COOON!!!!!!!!
  Stranger: are you an evildoer?
  You: So I know u are a japanese
  You: Of course I am a good person
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: I am not from the land of fish and rice
  You: Do u know ninja in history is bodyguard of master
  Stranger: I have trained in the arts of the giants and the men with green faces
  Stranger: yes but the secret ninjas are better than bodyguards
  Stranger: they are the masters
  You: So u are the toppest ninjas?
  Stranger: yes, what crimes have you committed
  Stranger: have you climbed the mountains and tasted the rain maker
  Stranger: are you a japan?
  You: I ve flied over the rain maker in plane...Of course I am not
  Stranger: Wow a plane
  Stranger: what is that like
  You: GOD
  You: U mean plane or cloud like?
  Stranger: plane
  Stranger: i must go and rid the world of evil good fighting love to you
作者:ueyrsd 时间:2009-04-09 11:54:21
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作者:瑶瑶喵 时间:2009-04-09 11:57:10
  NND 我还没嫌你是墨西哥人 你居然还嫌我是中国人
作者:momoracing 时间:2009-04-09 11:58:15
  Stranger: Hi this is Chad from Omegle we have been notified that some offensive material has come from this ip address. I am following up to see if this is true.
  You: LOL
  Stranger: What is so funny?
  You: YOU ARE Fired! I’M THE BOSS!
作者:冬瓜黄瓜争夺菊花 时间:2009-04-09 11:58:55
  为什么我一问人家是不是火星的就跑了
作者:主林 时间:2009-04-09 12:00:20
  哈哈那些碰到老中的对话真是搞笑啊
  
  外国聊天室若是比较出名的碰到中国人的概率还是很高的。
  
  
作者:AYu2611 时间:2009-04-09 12:00:55
  为什么Brazil人那么多……
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:01:05
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  You: anybody here?
  Stranger: hey there
  You: hi, how are you.
  You: ?
  Stranger: can’t complain, just trying out omegle ... i can see this being taking up a lot of my time
  Stranger: and yourself?
  You: so fine.
  You: oh, great.
  Stranger: out of general curiosity whereabouts do you live? i’m in montreal
  You: this is my first time use this website.
  You: i’m live in shanghai
  Stranger: same here. it must be late morning where you are then, right?
  Stranger: it’s midnight here
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  为毛一说自己中国人马上就断线了
作者:_kino 时间:2009-04-09 12:01:31
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: good
  You: - -
  Stranger: you chinese?
  You: yes
  Stranger: you form?
  Stranger: tianya?wow?
  You: - -
  You: TY
  You: Orz
  
  
  
  
  好吧,召唤刚才那位和我对话的TY TX- -
  
作者:傻呆呆的小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 12:02:43
  遇上了一个英格兰小正太,挺有意思的。
  
作者:并联君 时间:2009-04-09 12:04:54
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: HI HI HI HI HI
  
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: where are you come from?
  You: = = where are you come form>..
  Stranger: North Korea
  You: is there have network..
  Stranger: haha
  Stranger: of course not
  You: = = so...where are you now..
  Stranger: I’m in s.korea
  Stranger: and you?
  Stranger: helloooo?
  You: China..= =
  You: very neer...
  Stranger: ah!
  Stranger: chinese!
  Stranger: I like china!
  You: thank you..
  Stranger: the food is best of world
  You: Have you been to china? ==
  Stranger: ya
  Stranger: 2 years ago
  You: Where ..Beijing? = =
  Stranger: beijing ,shanghai, nanjing,qingdao,haerbin
  Stranger: l lived there
  You: 会说中国话吗。。= =
  You: I livng Nanjing -。-
  Stranger: a little~
  Stranger: nanjing ...is too hot...
  Stranger: hehe
  You: Yes..But now it’s cold here..=
  You: I can’t speak Korean at all..= = I can just understand &#50504;&#45397;&#54616;&#49464;&#50836;..
  Stranger: I didn’t saw snow in nanjing’s Winter&#12640; &#12640;
  Stranger: &#12622; &#12622; &#50504;&#45397;&#54616;&#49464;&#50836;..
  
  Stranger: 你好
  You: haha...你好。。-。-
  Stranger: 我爱中国 我爱北京天安门~
  Stranger: I must go,I have class at 1:00
  You: Bravo
  Stranger: nice to meet you
  You: OK ..see you..
  Stranger: bye ^^
  You: Bye...-.
  Your conversational partner
作者:冬瓜黄瓜争夺菊花 时间:2009-04-09 12:04:58
  Stranger: Im gay
  Stranger: wanana fuck?
  Stranger: wanna*
  You: sory im les
作者:并联君 时间:2009-04-09 12:05:47
  好吧。。 - - 朝鲜人能到韩国吗。偷渡? = =
  
  聊得还蛮开心的 haha
作者:姗姗ing 时间:2009-04-09 12:06:08
  You: hi
  Stranger: howdy honky
  You: Are U from MARS??
  Stranger: no, atlantis
  Stranger: you?
  You: i come from MARS
  You: hahahahahha
  Stranger: really hows the weather’
  You: its so hot
  You: i can’t bear it
  You: so i like earth
  Stranger: thats weird, cuz its suppose to be -100 degrees, is what the wizard said
  You: no no
  You: not 100 degrees
  Stranger: man, how did martians get on earth
  You: 1000 degrees there
  Stranger: FML
  Stranger: 你丫的才说日本语
  =============
  碰到个中国人 还用中文骂我
  我还装了半天 火星人
作者:钱钱0816 时间:2009-04-09 12:08:55
  是个christopher
  
  
  问了句会说中文吗?对方说不会就跑了……
作者:AYu2611 时间:2009-04-09 12:08:58
  有人要和俺chat sex...怎么逗?
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:09:04
  k
作者:内部联系 时间:2009-04-09 12:09:34
  kao,这系统竟然把我自己配一块。。
  You:000677 5.00
  Stranger: 000677 5.00
  
  You:kao
  Stranger: kao
    
作者:水果光彩 时间:2009-04-09 12:10:02
  You: HI.
  Stranger: hey
  You: can you speak chinese
  Stranger: country?
  Stranger: nope
  You: very good
  Stranger: so
  You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
  
  Stranger: hal hatha hii kitaab
  Stranger: do you speak arabic?
  You: NO
  Stranger: ok then
  Stranger: where ya from?
  You: You Arab?
  Stranger: nope
  Stranger: white
  You: CHINA
  Stranger: hmm
  Stranger: well
  Stranger: i gotta go
  Stranger: nice talking
作者:好名都被狗吃了 时间:2009-04-09 12:10:30
  作者:清水丸子23 回复日期:2009-04-09 11:12:44 
    Stranger: hi!
    You: HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
    
    You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: HEEEYYYY
    You: HA HA HA HA HA
    Stranger: :D
    You: HI baby
    Stranger: Hi
    You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
    You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
    Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
  ----------------------------------------
  你们两还真能对上。。
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:10:57
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hello stranger
  You: hi, baby~
  You: how are you
  Stranger: i’m fine
  Stranger: asl?
  Stranger: =)
  You: asl?what’s asl/
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  
  
  asl是虾米?
  
作者:shellsmall 时间:2009-04-09 12:11:38
  哈哈,我碰到了一个加拿大人,一个挪威人,一个巴西人,还有若干不知道哪里的人,现在终于加了一个巴西的小妹妹msn
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:12:27
  作者:AYu2611 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:08:58 
    有人要和俺chat sex...怎么逗?
  
  =========================
  
  装BI
  
  哈哈……只是个建议
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:12:46
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi, 25/m/australia, u?
  You: no
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:丑女才发嗲 时间:2009-04-09 12:13:27
  遇到一美国人一瑞士人一巴西人
  听说我是中国的就跑了
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:13:43
  ASL是Age Sex Location吧
  
  囧
作者:山间闲人 时间:2009-04-09 12:14:35
  哈哈哈哈~
  
  我试过在一个网站和程序“GOD”聊天,对话也很有趣,很好玩
  
  这是地址:http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
  
  ----------
  贴上部分对话:
  Me:
  Do you know Chinese?
  God:
  Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
  Me:
  How surprised for me! Yor are so acumen!!
  God:
  Very surprised. All of them?
  Me:
  Yor are so acumen!!
  God:
  All of them?
  Me:
  Of course.
  God:
  Mmm.
  Me:
  :)
  God:
  I am so glad you find this amusing, .
  Me:
  Yes,you are so funny.
  God:
  That’s cool. Thanks you make me laugh too.
  
  
  Me:
  God? You are a good person.
  God:
  GOD rules. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a real robot. It depends on how you define "good.".
  Me:
  No,I think you are a great robot,really.
  God:
  Are you serious? So you think I am a great robot. What makes you think so? I am really a robot, you know. For real.
  Me:
  Hah~
  God:
  I am so glad you find this amusing, .
  Me:
  Me too.
  God:
  I’m glad we agree .
  
  
  
  
  
作者:毅声杜宇春归尽 时间:2009-04-09 12:14:48
  好玩
作者:myhyde 时间:2009-04-09 12:15:44
  
  
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: 你好
  Stranger: 哈哈
  Stranger: 看不懂了?
  Stranger: where you live
  You: 汗
  You: -_-
  Stranger: 草~~
  You: !!
  Stranger: 哪里都有祖国同胞的足迹啊
  You: 就是就是!!
  Stranger: 太TM牛比了
  You: 哈哈
  Stranger: 去骂外国人去了
  You: 88
  Stranger: ...........
  Stranger: 88
  
  
  =================================
作者:指尖绣 时间:2009-04-09 12:16:56
  也去看看`````
作者:FrankieDean 时间:2009-04-09 12:19:05
  You: Hello
  Stranger: 中国人?
  You: 。。。 天涯观光团?
  Stranger: ?
  Stranger: 不知道
  Stranger: 你是中国人?
  You: 是的
  You: 咋?
  Stranger: 我在学中文
  You: 真的么?
  Stranger: 哈哈 您好
  Stranger: 是的
  You: - -! 不用“您”啊 太庄重了吧
  Stranger: 哦
作者:瑶瑶喵 时间:2009-04-09 12:19:59
  Stranger: Japanese AV is my life
  You: ....
  Stranger: how about you
  You: TYer?
  Stranger: do you love av
  You: en...
  Stranger: wu teng lan do you no
  You: haha
  Stranger: hah
  You: i know
  Stranger: i from usa
  Stranger: where r u
  You: no you are chinese...
  You: wu teng lan...
  Stranger: ha
  You: 说中文吧
  You: 好累
  Stranger: i’m chinese ,but i live in meiguo
  Stranger: 我是华裔啊
  You: 你就知道武藤兰啊?
  You: 还有很多呢
  Stranger: 你从哪知道这网的
  You: 天涯啊
  Stranger: 武藤兰最出名么
  Stranger: 我WOW吧的
  You: WOW?
  Stranger: 这几天大家怎么都知道这里了
  Stranger: 魔兽世界贴吧
  You: 你也玩啊
  You: 我也玩哦
  You: 你玩的美F?
  Stranger: 我不玩,但我就是喜欢混在WOW吧
  Stranger: 你玩?
  You: 我玩台F~国F总不开 气死了
  Stranger: WLK被和谐了
  Stranger: 没意思。。现在我就玩玩CS.。游戏浪费时间
  You: 这个CHAT满有意思的 但是每次一说我是中国人 别人就不理我了
  Stranger: 汗,这里有装犊子的。。中国人故意不说自己是中国人。。
  Stranger: 不说了,我搞他们去
  
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:20:36
  作者:FrankieDean 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:19:05 
    You: Hello
    Stranger: 中国人?
    You: 。。。 天涯观光团?
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: 不知道
    Stranger: 你是中国人?
    You: 是的
    You: 咋?
    Stranger: 我在学中文
    You: 真的么?
    Stranger: 哈哈 您好
    Stranger: 是的
    You: - -! 不用“您”啊 太庄重了吧
    Stranger: 哦
  
  
  ===============================
  
  这个真的假的=口=!
作者:秋天收马甲 时间:2009-04-09 12:21:51
    Stranger: jizz in my pants
    You: ○。○
    Stranger: you know you want
    You: yes. i like it. give me baby .i’m your mother
作者:场长 时间:2009-04-09 12:22:28
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: is this bob?
  You: no this is al
  You: a boy 19
  Stranger: DAMNIT BOB
  Stranger: u changed ur name?
  You: ...ur boyfriend?
  You: no i’m Asian
  Stranger: BOB, U CHANGED UR RACE TOO?
  Stranger: GODDAMN
  Stranger: I SUPPOSE THE COPS AINT GONNA GET U FOR KILLIN THAT HOOKER NOW BOB.
  You: lily
  You: i miss u so much
  Stranger: i miss u too
  You: remember the time we spent together?
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: the long nights
  Stranger: together..
  You: with no condom
  Stranger: having consentual sex in the missionary position..
  You: acctually i love the doggy one
  Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK, THAT WASNT ME
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
作者:BH小考拉 时间:2009-04-09 12:23:31
  
  聊天到现在。
  
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:24:53
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: asl?
  
  
  asl是what?
作者:182437883 时间:2009-04-09 12:24:57
  哎呀 我会遇到个 在美国的中国人 兴奋呢 这个很好玩的++————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: 你好
  Stranger: sup
  You: 中国的不 ??
  Stranger: 你好
  You: 你是哪里的呢
  Stranger: 从美国
  You: 你还会中文??
  Stranger: 嗯
  You: 哎呀 好厉害哦 囧】
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 你是美国的 ??
  Stranger: 住在美国的中国人
  You: 不是吧
  Stranger: 是的!
  You: 有点激动呢 哈哈
  You: 吃饭没
  Stranger: 这边都晚上十二点了
  Stranger: 快要睡觉了
  You: 恩好的 我刚吃饭了呢
  You: 做个好梦哦
  Stranger: 中午饭吧
  You: 恩呢
  You: 拜拜咯 晚安
  Stranger: ^_^
  Stranger: 谢谢哦
  Stranger: 晚安~
作者:不被雷劈不裝B 时间:2009-04-09 12:25:18
  作者:场长 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:22:28 
  
    Connecting to server...
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: is this bob?
    You: no this is al
    You: a boy 19
    Stranger: DAMNIT BOB
    Stranger: u changed ur name?
    You: ...ur boyfriend?
    You: no i’m Asian
    Stranger: BOB, U CHANGED UR RACE TOO?
    Stranger: GODDAMN
    Stranger: I SUPPOSE THE COPS AINT GONNA GET U FOR KILLIN THAT HOOKER NOW BOB.
    You: lily
    You: i miss u so much
    Stranger: i miss u too
    You: remember the time we spent together?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: the long nights
    Stranger: together..
    You: with no condom
    Stranger: having consentual sex in the missionary position..
    You: acctually i love the doggy one
    Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK, THAT WASNT ME
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  ===========================
  一口水喷屏幕上了。。。
  
作者:看A想B说C 时间:2009-04-09 12:25:31
  ...
  囧囧的和意大利人聊天
  我猜疑他不是意大利人
  TY有人冒充他的么?
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:26:29
  You: hi
  You: asl?
  Stranger: hello
  Stranger: 18/m/china
  Stranger: you?
  You: wow
  You: 20 f china
  You: lol
  You: TYer?
  Stranger: 囧囧的 豆瓣
  You: 囧
  You: 这个网站广为人知啊
  Stranger: 是的= = 我终于碰到中国人了
  Stranger: 热泪盈眶
作者:村主任家邻居 时间:2009-04-09 12:28:04
  
  2849 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: sup?
  You: en...
  You: bob?
  Stranger: tim?
  You: yeah
  You: i miss u so much
  Stranger: How are you doing you son of great mother?
  Stranger: long time no see bro
  You: long time no see
  Stranger: so what are you doing now?
  Stranger: are you still in the gay porn busines?
  You: yep
  Stranger: ohhh
  You: acctually i treat them as u
  Stranger: ohhh, that’s why u are so good
  You: really miss the doggy time we spent together
  Stranger: me too... especially that time with your mother
  You: yeah and your grandpa
  Stranger: yeah, that was great
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  -------
  = =!
作者:老电影新十二生肖 时间:2009-04-09 12:28:12
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: HI
  You: hi
  Stranger: MATTHEW’s here.
  Stranger: who’s there?
  You: OH?can you speak chinese?
  
  Stranger: a little
  You: GREAT!
  Stranger: i live in china now
  Stranger: traveling ,actually
  You: ?where?i’m in hunan
  Stranger: i’ll stay in guangzhou for a week,see things around,you know.
  Stranger: it’s just a little hot here
  You: yes,guangzhou is more south than hunan.
  Stranger: and dewiness
  Stranger: i mean wet
  You: i know
  You: 你来自哪个国家?我姓谢。
  Stranger: OKey
  You: can you undstand it ?
  Stranger: just speaking chinese,sorry
  You: 就我这英语水平,不是对方吐血就是我吐血…
  
  Stranger: SORRY?
  Stranger: Okey,i have to go。
  You: okey
  Stranger: SEE you later
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
   or send us feedback.
作者:现在四点 时间:2009-04-09 12:28:20
  囧
作者:就一次090201 时间:2009-04-09 12:29:06
  遇到个巴西,然后遇到个中国来自豆瓣
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:29:56
  作者:不被雷劈不裝B 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:25:18 
    作者:场长 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:22:28 
    
      You: lily
      You: i miss u so much
      Stranger: i miss u too
      You: remember the time we spent together?
      Stranger: yes
      Stranger: the long nights
      Stranger: together..
      You: with no condom
      Stranger: having consentual sex in the missionary position..
      You: acctually i love the doggy one
      Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK, THAT WASNT ME
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    ===========================
    一口水喷屏幕上了。。。
  
  ==================================
  
  我怎么恍惚中好像看到了“皇上,还记得那年大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗”………………
作者:踩水溅泥 时间:2009-04-09 12:30:16
  好玩,马克一下~~
作者:大明成祖朱棣 时间:2009-04-09 12:30:47
  
  丫的,法国人就是吊,开口就是法语,死看不懂,GOOGLE了才知道是什么语言,立马祭上我的法宝:"Son of bitch bullshit ass hole damn fuck "了一通,然后说了句i’m korea! 闪人~~~
  
  
  
  
  
  
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:34:15
  作者:大明成祖朱棣 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:30:47 
    
    丫的,法国人就是吊,开口就是法语,死看不懂,GOOGLE了才知道是什么语言,立马祭上我的法宝:"Son of bitch bullshit ass hole damn fuck "了一通,然后说了句i’m korea! 闪人~~~
  
  ==================================
  
  你…………………………太牛X了-_-||||||||
作者:FrankieDean 时间:2009-04-09 12:34:45
  感觉有人装老外学中文
作者:leanerque 时间:2009-04-09 12:36:35
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  You: hello
  Stranger: how r u ;)
  You: where are you from?
  You: fine~
  Stranger: Ohio
  You: China~
  Stranger: ah
  Stranger: you horny? ;)
  Stranger: horny
  Stranger: dick hard
  Stranger: erection
  Stranger: ;)
  Stranger: wet pussy
  Stranger: no? ;D
  Stranger: You dirty Chinks should be fucking hanged
  Stranger: google that shit
  Stranger: You are a plague on the world
  Stranger: I wish Hitler had won WWII
  Stranger: Then you dirty fucking slant eyed freaks would be dead
  
作者:半仙修炼ING 时间:2009-04-09 12:37:00
  笑死
作者:Grotesqueferry 时间:2009-04-09 12:37:44
  马克学英语!!!
作者:_kino 时间:2009-04-09 12:38:19
  遇到豆瓣观光团的- -
  还和TA聊起来了……
  
  我遇到的全是中国人……
  估计之后会被观光团占领了吧。
  
作者:半仙修炼ING 时间:2009-04-09 12:38:37
  者:大明成祖朱棣 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:30:47 
    
    丫的,法国人就是吊,开口就是法语,死看不懂,GOOGLE了才知道是什么语言,立马祭上我的法宝:"Son of bitch bullshit ass hole damn fuck "了一通,然后说了句i’m korea! 闪人~~~
  
  牛B
作者:多多和圆圆是一家 时间:2009-04-09 12:38:49
  靠,一说CHINA,人家就CUT
作者:leanerque 时间:2009-04-09 12:39:40
  无语啊
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:39:51
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: how are you?
  You: just so so
  You: and youself?/
  Stranger: cheerful for no particular reason
  You: oh, that is great!
  You: ha
  Stranger: yeah, i like it
  You: which race are u?
  Stranger: well, my mum is white, i guess. irish and scottish and whatnot. my dad is half mexican half... irish?
  Stranger: does it really matter?
  You: it ’s does’t matter baby, i just want to know .
  Stranger: oh, ok.
  You: ^_^
  Stranger: so. what sorts of things interest you?
  You: oh, anything is ok
  Stranger: movies?
  You: oh, i like it .
  Stranger: have you seen anything recently?
  You: yeah,a India movie
  You: let me see the name of this movie.
  You: i think, you could recommend some better film to me .
  You: hi, baby, are you here?
  Stranger: i’m here
  Stranger: well, i haven’t seen anything in a while, but what sorts of movies do you like?
  You: you can call me lydia
  Stranger: that’s good. I’m skye
  You: could you tell me yo name
  You: oh, great
  Stranger: um... i just did
  Stranger: Skye
  Stranger: ha
  Stranger: sorry
  You: have a msn?
  You: waht?
  Stranger: sadly, nop
  Stranger: um... nope
  You: QQ?
  You: it ’s a nice talk, how could we communicate with each other.?
  Stranger: i think maybe we should start again. i got confused
  Stranger: ok
  Stranger: i have AIM
  You: sorry, what AIM?
  You: what is AIM
作者:FrankieDean 时间:2009-04-09 12:39:53
  You: hi
  Stranger: Cheezit.
  Stranger: I mean
  Stranger: Hello
  You: i’m korea
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  ==================
  一说自己是棒子人马上撤退了
作者:AYu2611 时间:2009-04-09 12:40:01
  俺的net sex 因我说自己是male而夭折……
作者:同是幻游人 时间:2009-04-09 12:41:53
  
  
作者:多多和圆圆是一家 时间:2009-04-09 12:43:10
  天涯快去人啊,占领它!
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 12:43:47
  You: lily
      You: i miss u so much
      Stranger: i miss u too
      You: remember the time we spent together?
      Stranger: yes
      Stranger: the long nights
      Stranger: together..
      You: with no condom
  +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
   with no condom
   with no condom
   with no condom!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者:刀客也做俯卧撑 时间:2009-04-09 12:44:07
    作者:大明成祖朱棣 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:30:47 
      
      丫的,法国人就是吊,开口就是法语,死看不懂,GOOGLE了才知道是什么语言,立马祭上我的法宝:"Son of bitch bullshit ass hole damn fuck "了一通,然后说了句i’m korea! 闪人~~~
  =========================================================
  哈哈哈哈哈
作者:搞文学的 时间:2009-04-09 12:44:34
  作者:我完全受不鸟啦 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:29:56 
    作者:不被雷劈不裝B 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:25:18 
      作者:场长 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:22:28 
      
        You: lily
        You: i miss u so much
        Stranger: i miss u too
        You: remember the time we spent together?
        Stranger: yes
        Stranger: the long nights
        Stranger: together..
        You: with no condom
        Stranger: having consentual sex in the missionary position..
        You: acctually i love the doggy one
        Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK, THAT WASNT ME
        Your conversational partner has disconnected.
      ===========================
      一口水喷屏幕上了。。。
    
    ==================================
    
    我怎么恍惚中好像看到了“皇上,还记得那年大明湖畔的夏雨荷吗”………………
  ---------
  老外的最后一句点睛啊,微型小小说,五脏六腑都有了
作者:dahliama 时间:2009-04-09 12:44:53
  我遇到的也是混天涯的
  同是天涯观光团啊~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:多多和圆圆是一家 时间:2009-04-09 12:44:57
  哈哈哈哈啊,我碰上天涯同胞啦!
作者:我家小兔 时间:2009-04-09 12:45:15
  我和一个巴西人聊的更起劲。
  刚才也是遇到了一个巴西人。
  他还说我是个艺术家,很有才华,哈哈哈哈
作者:我的灰太狼 时间:2009-04-09 12:45:20
  You: Say hi!
  Stranger: 。
  You: 囧
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: =。=
  You: 中国人就是强大
  Stranger: where do you get this web>
  You: 这么多人。。。
  You: 天涯
  Stranger: 天涯也有啊
  You: 恩呢
  Stranger: 发现老美不友好
  You: 还可以吧,刚刚聊了一个
  Stranger: 净污蔑咱们
  You: 我说我英文不好,他说还可以
  You: 我靠
  You: 灭了丫挺的
  Stranger: 就是缺乏了解
  You: fuck他们全家,NND
  
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 12:45:29
  You: hi
  Stranger: are u a pretty brazilian girl?
  You: no,i’m ugly korean girl
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:46:10
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: how are you?
  You: just so so
  You: and youself?/
  Stranger: cheerful for no particular reason
  You: oh, that is great!
  
  You: i am a girl
  Stranger: i’m...
  Stranger: as am i
  You: lydia is a girl’s name.
  You: i am not a man
  Stranger: yes, i know that
  Stranger: Skye can be a girl or boy’s name, but i am a girl
  Stranger: and confused
  Stranger: in search of something
  Stranger: fare thee well, oh fair maiden~
  
  ------------------------------------------
  Stranger: in search of something
  Stranger: fare thee well, oh fair maiden~
  
  最后两句没看懂
作者:香雪轩 时间:2009-04-09 12:46:11
  报告天涯总部
  
  已被占领
作者:cdorange 时间:2009-04-09 12:46:59
  连续三个一说中国人就挂了 o(╯□╰)o
  
  
作者:我家小兔 时间:2009-04-09 12:47:21
  Stranger: oh my... you are a real artist... this so beautifull... i don’t understanding what is saying there... but is wonderfull...
  You: hAHAHHAHAHA
  You: :)
  ——————————————-
  嘻嘻
作者:大卷卷的童花头 时间:2009-04-09 12:48:03
  Stranger: hi
  You: 哈罗~
  Stranger: 晕
  You: 囧。
  Stranger: 天涯来的
  You: 天涯的不
  Stranger: 汗
  You: 。。。。。。。
  Stranger: 撤
作者:场长 时间:2009-04-09 12:48:03
  作者:村主任家邻居 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:28:04 
    
    2849 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: sup?
    You: en...
    You: bob?
    Stranger: tim?
    You: yeah
    You: i miss u so much
    Stranger: How are you doing you son of great mother?
    Stranger: long time no see bro
    You: long time no see
    Stranger: so what are you doing now?
    Stranger: are you still in the gay porn busines?
    You: yep
    Stranger: ohhh
    You: acctually i treat them as u
    Stranger: ohhh, that’s why u are so good
    You: really miss the doggy time we spent together
    Stranger: me too... especially that time with your mother
    You: yeah and your grandpa
    Stranger: yeah, that was great
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    -------
    = =!
  -------
  o(╯□╰)o
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 12:48:47
  You: hello
  Stranger: hi
  You: where r u from?
  Stranger: missouri
  Stranger: brazil, right?
  You: i’m from mars..
  Stranger: my boyfriend broke up with me
  Stranger: well, cheated on me
  Stranger: then broke up with me
  You: that was too bad
  You: you feel gloomy?
  You: hey?
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: like shit
  Stranger: like an elephant is shitting on my face
  You: :(
  You: so are you still loving him ?or just going to find a new one?
  Stranger: I’ll just go jump off a cliff
  You: oh don’t do that , you only have lost a man who didn’t love you :( that’s not worthy
  
  
  ==================================
  
  我为了安慰一个不知道是真是假的失恋姑娘还把天涯著名警句用上了………………
  
  可惜我说了之后她就跑了= =||||
作者:ppqueen 时间:2009-04-09 12:49:24
  Connecting to server...
      You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: is this bob?
      You: no this is al
      You: a boy 19
      Stranger: DAMNIT BOB
      Stranger: u changed ur name?
      You: ...ur boyfriend?
      You: no i’m Asian
      Stranger: BOB, U CHANGED UR RACE TOO?
      Stranger: GODDAMN
      Stranger: I SUPPOSE THE COPS AINT GONNA GET U FOR KILLIN THAT HOOKER NOW BOB.
      You: lily
      You: i miss u so much
      Stranger: i miss u too
      You: remember the time we spent together?
      Stranger: yes
      Stranger: the long nights
      Stranger: together..
      You: with no condom
      Stranger: having consentual sex in the missionary position..
      You: acctually i love the doggy one
      Stranger: YOU SICK FUCK, THAT WASNT ME
      Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  -----------------
  - -|||
作者:迷宫猪 时间:2009-04-09 12:50:21
  作者:半仙修炼ING 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:38:37 
    者:大明成祖朱棣 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:30:47 
      
      丫的,法国人就是吊,开口就是法语,死看不懂,GOOGLE了才知道是什么语言,立马祭上我的法宝:"Son of bitch bullshit ass hole damn fuck "了一通,然后说了句i’m korea! 闪人~~~
    
    牛B
  
  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  请求翻译- -#
作者:多多和圆圆是一家 时间:2009-04-09 12:50:42
  讲笑话的
  Stranger: I have a joke
  You: what joke
  Stranger: whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
  Stranger: I dont fuck a sandwich before eating it
作者:蒋公很生气 时间:2009-04-09 12:50:56
  You: 你好。
  Stranger: so great~~~
  Stranger: you are chinese?
  You: 同胞啊!!!!!
  Stranger: no ~~
  You: 终于让我找到了!!
  You: 。。。。。。。。。。。
  Stranger: i come from Singapore
  You: 去你的,装吧你
  You: = =~
  Stranger: i want to make fans with a chinese girl
  You: 我是中国大汉。。不好意思。。
作者:cdorange 时间:2009-04-09 12:51:09
  有个德国人,一开始用德语问好,我以前听过德语的你好发音为“孤灯塔克”= = 看着那几个字母试着拼了一下就猜出来了 人家英语也很烂啊 说在墨西哥工作 聊了几句问了我的年龄然后挂了 囧囧囧
作者:道德小标兵 时间:2009-04-09 12:51:21
  Stranger: the great wall is the only man made structure you can see from space
  
  
  
  -------------------
  晕眩
作者:妄似千年 时间:2009-04-09 12:51:32
  mark~~
作者:不被雷劈不裝B 时间:2009-04-09 12:52:02
  作者:场长 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:48:03 
    作者:村主任家邻居 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:28:04 
      
      
      -------
      = =!
    -------
    o(╯□╰)o
  ==================
  你倆真和諧
  
  
作者:小倌怕怕 时间:2009-04-09 12:52:55
  作者:冬瓜黄瓜争夺菊花 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:04:58 
    Stranger: Im gay
    Stranger: wanana fuck?
    Stranger: wanna*
    You: sory im les
  ===================================
  喷
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 12:53:18
  kwg
作者:并联君 时间:2009-04-09 12:54:11
  作者:冬瓜黄瓜争夺菊花 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:04:58 
      Stranger: Im gay
      Stranger: wanana fuck?
      Stranger: wanna*
      You: sory im les
    ===================================
    喷
  
  =========================
  
  = = 强大。
作者:156065008 时间:2009-04-09 12:54:14
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: is it real?
  Stranger: yes
  You: I’m from china
  Stranger: me too
  You: nice to meet you
  You: 真的?
  You: 不会是天涯观光团吧?
  
  Stranger: 上天涯吧你
  Stranger: ?
  Stranger: 啊哈哈
  You: 天哪
  You: 太搞笑了
  Stranger: 呵呵
  Stranger: 一般小搞
  You: 还真有这么个东西 太有才了 可以发到那个帖子里去了
  
作者:右手飞机 时间:2009-04-09 12:54:26
  
  
  我聊了七八个了,怎么还没碰到一个chinese啊,,
  
  我在线翻译了一句法语发过去,没想到就碰到一法国佬,
  
  那个囧,马上叉掉。
作者:urmycat 时间:2009-04-09 12:54:32
  mark
  I will try it tonite!
  pretty funny
作者:阿赌 时间:2009-04-09 12:55:08
  作者:大明成祖朱棣 回复日期:2009-04-09 12:30:47 
    
    丫的,法国人就是吊,开口就是法语,死看不懂,GOOGLE了才知道是什么语言,立马祭上我的法宝:"Son of bitch bullshit ass hole damn fuck "了一通,然后说了句i’m korea! 闪人~~~
  ============================================================
  这串英文强
  借用
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 12:55:38
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: HI
  You: 囧
  Stranger: Wanna Role Play?
  You: how
  Stranger: Uh?
  Stranger: Ill be Misty you be Ash?
  Stranger: Im kinda horny
  You: is this a child game?
  
  Stranger: Are you into children you sick fuck?
  You: finally....i finally met a horny guy
  You: no,i’m into sheep,you like it?
  Stranger: Who said i was guy?
  Stranger: Wait you are a sheep fucker?
  You: i was
  Stranger: was...
  Stranger: Hey lets fuck?
  
作者:火星的好奇宝宝 时间:2009-04-09 12:55:47
  
  我来贡献一个犯贱的美国人。恶心到我了。
  
  ===================================
  
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: are you there?
  Stranger: whats up?
  You: nothing just for fun
  Stranger: ahh
  Stranger: thats cool
  Stranger: whats your name?
  You: flora and you?
  Stranger: im mike
  Stranger: nice to met you flora
  You: hi mike nice to meet you
  You: it’s the first time I try this website what do you think of it
  Stranger: umm its ok
  Stranger: do you have a picture of yourself online?
  Stranger: im intrigued as to what you look like
  You: hold on I’m not sure if i uploaded any picture online
  Stranger: you could email it to me if thats easier
  You: maybe let’s trade
  Stranger: haha ok
  Stranger: let me find one
  Stranger: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs011.snc1/2629_68497153866_502728866_1656499_4122351_n.jpg
  Stranger: i am the handsome gentleman on the left
  Stranger: :)
  Stranger: would you do your new american friend a favor?
  You: what’s that?
  Stranger: write "oko" on your boobs and take a picture of it and send it to me
  Stranger: you dont have to have your face in the picture
  Stranger: itll win me 20 dollars from a friend
  You: so you lose your 20 dollars 8
  =============================================================
作者:ex9918 时间:2009-04-09 12:56:12
  怎么全是巴西人啊?
作者:海底深蓝梦一场 时间:2009-04-09 12:56:41
  进去试了一下
  我说英语不是我母语,结果人家说,看出来了……
  555555555555~~~~~我的英语有这么破么……
作者:火星的好奇宝宝 时间:2009-04-09 12:57:26
  
  我来贡献一个犯贱的美国人。恶心到我了。会英文的自己看吧。
  这网上的估计都是些无聊找刺激的。
  
  ===================================
  
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: are you there?
  Stranger: whats up?
  You: nothing just for fun
  Stranger: ahh
  Stranger: thats cool
  Stranger: whats your name?
  You: flora and you?
  Stranger: im mike
  Stranger: nice to met you flora
  You: hi mike nice to meet you
  You: it’s the first time I try this website what do you think of it
  Stranger: umm its ok
  Stranger: do you have a picture of yourself online?
  Stranger: im intrigued as to what you look like
  You: hold on I’m not sure if i uploaded any picture online
  Stranger: you could email it to me if thats easier
  You: maybe let’s trade
  Stranger: haha ok
  Stranger: let me find one
  Stranger: http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs011.snc1/2629_68497153866_502728866_1656499_4122351_n.jpg
  Stranger: i am the handsome gentleman on the left
  Stranger: :)
  Stranger: would you do your new american friend a favor?
  You: what’s that?
  Stranger: write "oko" on your boobs and take a picture of it and send it to me
  Stranger: you dont have to have your face in the picture
  Stranger: itll win me 20 dollars from a friend
  You: so you lose your 20 dollars 8
  =============================================================
作者:荞麦壳 时间:2009-04-09 12:57:28
  有个人问我 靠 是什么意思
  我还给他分语气词、动词讲了一遍
  囧
作者:罗密欧的秘密 时间:2009-04-09 12:57:54
  为什么老掉线?
  
  
作者:neostar2008 时间:2009-04-09 12:58:10
  我遇到一个巴西女孩,17岁,有一半的日本血统~~~!!!!!
作者:米兰wewe 时间:2009-04-09 13:00:11
  mark
作者:辅国丞相棉花花 时间:2009-04-09 13:00:12
  
  
  作者:清水丸子23 回复日期:2009-04-09 11:12:44 
    Stranger: hi!
    You: HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
    
    You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: HEEEYYYY
    You: HA HA HA HA HA
    Stranger: :D
    You: HI baby
    Stranger: Hi
    You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
    You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
    Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
  --------------------------------------------
  S木木,跟我的MJ合照下~
  标题《大唐兄弟》
作者:cdorange 时间:2009-04-09 13:00:32
  刚碰到一个豆瓣观光团的童鞋 哈哈
作者:flowerfrommars 时间:2009-04-09 13:01:52
  记号
作者:rabbithatesun 时间:2009-04-09 13:01:56
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  You: hi
  You: hi
  You: hi
  You: hi
  You: hi
  You: hi
  You: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: you are excited
  You: yeah~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Stranger: me too
  Stranger: me too
  Stranger: me too
  Stranger: me too
  Stranger: me too
  You: you are really my man
  You: where are you from btw?
  Stranger: China
  You: 日哦
  You: 哈哈哈哈
  Stranger: 他们的中国来的都是变态,你丫的搞什么
  You: 天涯观光团?
  Stranger: 是啊
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 我也是。。。。
  You: 哈哈哈
  You: 不行,我要去发帖了
  You: 一会你记得回一下,看看你是哪个
作者:教历史的冬冬 时间:2009-04-09 13:02:18
  额哦
作者:水蚤 时间:2009-04-09 13:02:24
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: where are you from?
  Stranger: US
  You: oh~
  Stranger: y?
  You: i’m korea
  Stranger: UR KOREA!!
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  ***************************************************
  
  UR KOREA!!嘛意思??
  
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 13:03:07
  
  
  玩下这个
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 13:05:42
  很好,又碰到个TY的
作者:用户名不能超八位 时间:2009-04-09 13:06:57
  
  3037 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: 海
  You: chinese?
  Stranger: 正是
  You: from tianya?
  You: 哈哈?
  Stranger: 悲剧
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  You: 握手握手 哈哈
  Stranger: 哈哈
  Stranger: 这真是个狗屎英文聊天网站
  You: 确实啊····
作者:我是来围观的 时间:2009-04-09 13:07:11
  记号,有空去玩,看看我半调子的鸟语会把谁逼疯~哈哈
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 13:07:48
  服了
作者:名字怎么取啊 时间:2009-04-09 13:08:16
  Stranger: Still been asked that one a lot.
  Stranger: And isn’t all that interesting.
  Stranger: (Mostly because I don’t keep track of singers)
  Stranger: The band as a whole is what’s important.
  You: it’s so boring
  Stranger: Here, let me try one that might be more interesting.
  You: what?
  Stranger: What’s the most interesting conversation you’ve had on here?
  You: you’re the first
  You: really
  Stranger: The first one ever? Or the first interesting one?
  You: actually,you’re the secned
  Stranger: Again, interesting, or ever?
  You: the first is "hi" "hi"
  You: that’s all
  Stranger: Ah.
  Stranger: So I guess I’m the more interesting one.
  Stranger: Since I’ve actually said something.
  You: yes ,you’re the best one
  Stranger: *Strikes a heroic pose*
  Stranger: Okay, enough of that.
  You: something funny?
  Stranger: Could be.
  You: how is going on today?
  Stranger: It’s going okay.
  Stranger: Nothing all that interesting.
  Stranger: As is the life of a student, I suppose.
  Stranger: I did ask a girl to a movie this week, so I’ll see how that goes, I guess.
  You: Astudent"s life is very simple.
  You: Good luck
  Stranger: And now I’m going to stop talking before I start rambling.
  Stranger: And thanks.
  Stranger: I’ll need it.
  You: Yes。
  Stranger: I’ll have to scale back on my normal nerdiness.
  You: watch some funny movie
  You: or have l rest
  Stranger: We’re going to.
  You: have a rest
  Stranger: Hmm?
  Stranger: Have a rest?
  Stranger: Take a break?
  You: you mean the girl agree that?
  Stranger: Yes.
  You: happy~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  You: congratulations
  Stranger: Thanks.
  Stranger: Hoping it works out as well as it sounds.
作者:受伤的麦田 时间:2009-04-09 13:08:33
  貌似6点到10点左右遇老外人的几率应该大一些,咱们这边是白天,人家那边是晚上啊。
作者:蓝调眼眸 时间:2009-04-09 13:08:38
  遇到一个小日本。。。。
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: where are you from?
  You: china
  Stranger: bad country
  Stranger: there is no human right in your country,really?
  You: How to say?
  You: where are you from?
  Stranger: Japan
  You: China to understand what you are?
  Stranger: it is said that peaple have no freedom of speech in china.
  Stranger: solecism
  
  
  哈哈,英语不好,通过google翻译简单对话几句。。。
  然后他就88了~~
作者:丢了一只猫 时间:2009-04-09 13:08:49
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi~
  Stranger: hi
  You: i am korean, Mars is ours ~
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
作者:开心的雷 时间:2009-04-09 13:08:53
  马克回家试试
作者:G20疯会 时间:2009-04-09 13:09:14
  为什么上面那么多巴西人……我也碰到好几个了哈
  
  
   他问我是不是中国人喜欢吃狗肉。
  
  
  - -!
  
  
作者:wilona 时间:2009-04-09 13:09:38
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: TY
  Stranger: ?
  Stranger: CHINESE?
  You: US
  You: U?
  Stranger: O I’M Chinese
  You: HI
  Stranger: glad to chat with you
  You: ME TOO
  You: FUNNY BUT NOTHING TO SYA
  You: OH SAY
  You: SORRY
  Stranger: are you a student?
  You: NO
  You: U?
  You: F/M?
  Stranger: what’s yuor job?
  Stranger: i’m a student
  Stranger: student
  Stranger: student
  Stranger: student
  Stranger: student
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
   or send us feedback.
  
  
  =======================实在是忍不住贴上来了,,,哈哈哈啊,,不要说我骗啊,,,实在是搞笑啊,,,
  
  这位TY TX,,,,握手,,,如果有看到。。。
作者:蓝调眼眸 时间:2009-04-09 13:10:18
  说咱没人权,我刚想说咱人权比美国都好5倍吓死他丫的!!
作者:沈雨瑶 时间:2009-04-09 13:10:20
  囧囧囧怎么老碰到豆瓣和天涯的TX
作者:182437883 时间:2009-04-09 13:10:23
  遇到个变态的 我日 来就问 show me your penis please CAO
作者:你们都是变态 时间:2009-04-09 13:11:15
  mark
作者:hhbbaabb 时间:2009-04-09 13:11:37
  Stranger: does everyone on here suck?
  You: hi
  Stranger: how are you?
  You: yes
  Stranger: ha, good call
  Stranger: where are you from?
  You: You are which nation
  
  You: china
  Stranger: sweet
  Stranger: im an American, but more importantly a Texan
  You: You are a man or a woman
  Stranger: man
  You: man
  Stranger: nice
  Stranger: how’s china
  You: i love usa
  Stranger: That makes the 2 of us brother
  Stranger: what part of china?
  You: 公铲铛
  You: That makes the 2 of us brother==good
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: it means we both like the USA
  Stranger: china where?
  Stranger: what do you do for work?
  You: Asia
  Stranger: i know that, what city?
  You: Student
  Stranger: me too
  You: guang 州
  You: guang zhou
  Stranger: age?
  You: 18
  Stranger: what do you study?
  You: University student
  Stranger: me too
  You: you?
  You: Profession?
  Stranger: what do you want to do for work?
  Stranger: i want to be a physical therapist
  You: Painting
  Stranger: my brother studied art
  Stranger: he is a teacher now
  You: who?
  Stranger: my brother
  Stranger: my fathers son
  You: Which city are you
  Stranger: College Station
  You: Now of the United States time be what time
  Stranger: 12:07 am
  You: Already very night
  Stranger: yes sir
  Stranger: well, it was nice chatting with you
  Stranger: i need to go to sleep
  Stranger: Bye!
  You: BYE
  
作者:埃及的猫 时间:2009-04-09 13:12:06
  真的?
作者:那噜 时间:2009-04-09 13:12:58
  作者:丢了一只猫 回复日期:2009-04-09 13:08:49 
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi~
    Stranger: hi
    You: i am korean, Mars is ours ~
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  ======================
  这个太搞笑了。
作者:我的灰太狼 时间:2009-04-09 13:13:33
  Stranger: hi
  You: 埛
  Stranger: ...
  Stranger: wo cao
  Stranger: speak English?
  You: 我操
  You: 你能看懂中文
  Stranger: 牛B了
  You: 牛逼 啊
  Stranger: 完了
  Stranger: 又是个中国的
  Stranger: 换人
  You: 囧飞
  Stranger: 下次我要装老外
  Stranger: 哈哈
  Stranger: 88
  
作者:xinbingwei 时间:2009-04-09 13:13:34
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: where are you now?
  You: WC
  You: you are?
  Stranger: what are you mean "WC"
  You: where are you now? i say WC
  You: where are you form?
  You: can you speak english?
  Stranger: sorry
  You: 靠 又是中国的?
  Stranger: my english is very poor
  Stranger: 晕
  Stranger: 你是哪的
  You: 英语都不会说
  You: 我韩国的啊 你呢
  Stranger: 你韩国的毛
  You: 囧 还是个男人
  You: 浙江的 你呢
  Stranger: 成都
  Stranger: 呵呵
  You: ni shi nan shi nv a?
  You: 我们还是用英语聊吧
  Stranger: 和你一样
  Stranger: ok
  You: ni shi nan d?
  Stranger: yes
  You: chengdu meizi hen piaoliang a tingshuo
  You: 88 wo zhao nvren liao qu l a
  Stranger: can you speak english
  You: yes
  You: wo yingyu hen bucuo ni ne ?
  Stranger: bijiaowei
  You: haha
作者:yaoyaoiu 时间:2009-04-09 13:13:37
  哈哈哈 筒子们太可爱了
作者:G20疯会 时间:2009-04-09 13:15:49
  Stranger: Have you met Ted?
  You: yiersan
  You: ted
  Stranger: ted mosby
  You: i met moon
  Stranger: a dog named moon by my dog
  You: are you met grubby?
  Stranger: i am not
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  哈哈,他说ted,我的第一反应就是那个打魔兽的,,所以我问你有没有遇到moon,有没有遇到grubby。。。。
  
  
  ⊙﹏⊙b汗
作者:傻呆呆的小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 13:16:08
  刚遇到个老外说要偷熊猫,我说熊猫凶猛,他还不相信,说给够竹子就可以了。
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 13:16:26
  同事的
  
  you: hi
  stranger: asl?
  you: what’s that mean
  stranger: age sex location
  you: 30
  you: m
  you: china
  you: and u?
  stranger: 春哥
  stranger: 同志啊
  stranger: 看你问asl就猜到你了
  you: 哈哈
  you: 搞笑啊
  stranger: 哪里人?
  stranger: 我四川的,wow吧的
   晕倒
  
作者:shantell 时间:2009-04-09 13:16:33
  好好玩,嘿嘿,我遇到 一个chef
作者:yixuan21cn 时间:2009-04-09 13:16:48
  怎么巴西人那么多
  
  
作者:多来米饭馊拉稀 时间:2009-04-09 13:16:58
  好玩
作者:看A想B说C 时间:2009-04-09 13:16:59
  You: ty?
  You: tom?
  You: jim?
  You: john?
  You: lily
  You: tina?
  You: make a choice
  You: han meimei??
  You: li lei??
  You: Miss gao?
  You: polly??
  You: o(╯□╰)o
  什么都问了都么反应,没有那册课本,那他怎么学英语
作者:大冬笋 时间:2009-04-09 13:18:19
  Stranger: my daddy said not to talk to stangers... &#3237;_&#3237;
  
  You: go back to your mommy kid
  Stranger: yes ma’m  ̄ω ̄
  Stranger: oh wait.
  Stranger: can’t.
  Stranger: She’s dead.
  Stranger: ...
  Stranger:
  (&#9758;&#65439;&#8704;&#65439;)&#9758;
  You: good 4u
  You: how old r u
  Stranger: Not old enough unfortunatly it seems
  Stranger: Strange thing, this world, eh?
作者:funleaves 时间:2009-04-09 13:19:02
  马克
作者:小睿睿 时间:2009-04-09 13:19:46
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: QUICK!
  FOUR QUESTIONS:
  Who are you?
  Why are you here?
  What did you do with my goat?
  If I have five cans of pepsi and I drink two, how much more refreshed am I?
  
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:我只要一个长的ID 时间:2009-04-09 13:19:53
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hi
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: who r u?
  You: 你哪里的
  Stranger: haha
  You: ——
  Stranger: ni ne
  Stranger: from Guangdong
  You: 天涯观光团
  Stranger: 赞
  Stranger: 果然被国内的占领了
  You: 这里都是中国人。。
  You: 撤。。
作者:_晴川_ 时间:2009-04-09 13:20:17
  天啊我不行了……打英语费老劲儿了……
  那人告诉我我是第二个他遇见的中国人……然后我说我们是一个论坛的……然后就散伙了……
作者:erica890322 时间:2009-04-09 13:20:25
  mark,我碰到个巴西的
作者:荼荼丸 时间:2009-04-09 13:21:33
  You: hi
  Stranger: halo
  You: e...
  Stranger: I’m 25 . you?
  You: halo~
  You: i m 25 too!!!
  You: 1984 07 15
  Stranger: girl?
  You: ye~i m chinease
  Stranger: 我也
  You: 我靠
  Stranger: 果然被中国人占领了
  You: 天涯的吧~~~~~~
作者:kimo芸儿 时间:2009-04-09 13:22:07
  记号
作者:我住菊花山 时间:2009-04-09 13:22:48
  Stranger: hi I’m chinese are you going to disconnect?
  You: 同是天涯沦落人
  Stranger: mop的?
  You: 靠,都上暗号了还MOP
  Stranger: 难道真是?是不是ar水区的……
  Stranger: 日……没反应过来……天涯
  ----------------------------------------
  一上去就遇到MOP的。。我日
作者:风中石化的猫 时间:2009-04-09 13:22:57
  寻人!!! 刚才和我在OMEGLE聊天的MM 在NYC的上海MM
  
  天涯刚抽风了,弹出个破对话框.浏览器就死了~~~~
  
  MM看到短我,感觉好投缘啊~~~~~~~
作者:我只穿小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 13:23:11
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: こんにちは
  Your conversational partner has disconnected
  
  每次一说日语就跑哈哈
  换个法语试试