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楼主:我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 10:43:00 点击:212486 回复:2931

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作者:J-Vieri 时间:2009-04-09 16:47:00
Stranger: uh
  Stranger: hi!
  
  You: hi
  Stranger: are you working?
  You: 天涯来的?
  You: no
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: sorry
  You: = =
  
  ____________________________
  
  看来是个同胞。。。
  
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:49:21
  
  2997 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hello, you would say you Chinese?
  Stranger: 。。。。
  You: tianya D8 OR MOP?
  You: 哪里的?
  Stranger: 哈哈。
  Stranger: 我只想笑。
  You: 囧……
  You: 遇见外国友人不?
  Stranger: 第一次进
  You: 天涯的?!
  Stranger: 天涯
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  Stranger: 猫扑
  You: 。。。。。。
  You: 认亲去吧………………
  Stranger: 你遇见外国友人了不
  You: 没有……
  You: 遇见两个认真的不是围观的!
  You: 郁闷啊!
  Stranger: 我就很认真。
  You: 你还练习英语的?
  You: 你来练习英语的?
  Stranger: ==
  Stranger: 接电话
  Stranger: 你第几次进?
  Stranger: 你男或女?
  You: 女
  Stranger: 70?80或90?
  You: 第一次进,来围观的~!
  Stranger: 你取向明确不?
  You: 80末班车
  You: 不明
  Stranger: 北方南方?
  You: 双性
  You: 南方
  Stranger: 不错不错。D8的?
  You: 天涯……
  You: 你取向明确不 ?
  Stranger: 我是否该回答不明。
  You: …………随意…………
  Stranger: 不过我比你大。
  You: GGMMDDJJ??
  You: 额……
  Stranger: 我84的。女、
  You: 口水……JJ让我蹭蹭??
  Stranger: — —|
  
作者:有怪兽打怪兽 时间:2009-04-09 16:50:56
  You: hi
  Stranger: 鹑鸽
  You: 天涯的?
  Stranger: 是啊
  You: 八卦的?
  Stranger: 是啊~
  You: 握手~
  Stranger: 握爪~
  You: 今天碰见4个国人了
  Stranger: 我目前两个
  You: 两个天涯的~
  Stranger: 囧
  You: 哈哈~
  You: 咱换换?
  Stranger: 哈哈哈哈~~~
  Stranger: 好~
作者:棉毛马甲 时间:2009-04-09 16:51:42
  嗳,我没出息,才说了两句人家就跑了
  
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Girl
  Stranger: Age 20
  Stranger: in Sweden
  Stranger: wish to get sex
  You: male, 29, germany
  Stranger: great.
  Stranger: germany men are strong
  Stranger: and energetic
  Stranger: and passionate
  Stranger: love u, my man
  You: but i don’t know u at all
  Stranger: no matter, i am free from Aids.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:纳兰素 时间:2009-04-09 16:51:42
  作者:梦中的烤鱼片 回复日期:2009-04-09 16:28:34 
  
    作者:纳兰素 回复日期:2009-04-09 16:22:00 
    
      碰到一位应该也是中国的...ustc是哪个学校哇?
    
    中国科技大学
  ——————————
  谢谢解答~
  我一看翻译还以为他美国关税委员会囧
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:52:54
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  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: 喂我要下班了
  You: …………
  You: 天涯的?》
  Stranger: 哈哈哈
  Stranger: 豆瓣的
  You: 无语啊……
  You: 握手!
  Stranger: 你天涯?
  You: 是的!
作者:为君绾青丝 时间:2009-04-09 16:52:57
  第四页太COOL!
作者:恭喜壮士您有喜了 时间:2009-04-09 16:53:18
  You: こんにちは
  
  You: Good afternoon !
  Stranger: hey
  Stranger: JP
  Stranger: JP?
  You: No
  Stranger: so whereru from
  You: tianyaer
  Stranger: oh i’m doubaner
  You: haha
  Stranger: 不错,天涯很强嘛
  …………………………
  
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:54:00
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  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: HI
  Stranger: hi
  You: 天涯?豆瓣?猫扑?
  Stranger: 哈哈
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  You: 囧囧……
  You: SEY BEY?
作者:棉毛马甲 时间:2009-04-09 16:54:20
  另一个,复制对话我就跑了,不想玩鸟
  
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: can i ask you a question?
  You: go ahead
  Stranger: ....plisss kill me?
  You: why?
  Stranger: my family hates me ¬¬
  Stranger: and my boyfrien die
  Stranger: boyfriend *
  Stranger: Zoe - Reptilectric
  You: i know
  Stranger: listem
  Stranger: Zoe - Reptilectric
  Stranger: put is in Youtube
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 16:54:33
  调戏一个英语很烂的中国美眉
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: so ,are u jesus?
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: u a?
  You: oh,i feel so upset, cause if you are juses,you must know my name
  You: to be honest,i am from mars
  Stranger: oh god.
  You: yep,im god
  Stranger: you make jokes
  You: no, it’s not a joke,it’s just a fact
  You: i’m luke luke skywalker actually
  You: so ,tell me ,are u a sexy girl with a blond hair?
  You: ....come on ,i feel bored
  Stranger: wait
  You: what are u supposed to do
  Stranger: to be happy
  You: i begain to cunt down
  You: sorry count down^
  You: but i didnt get any response from you\
  You: it makes me not happy!
  You: got it?
  Stranger: i’m sorry
  Stranger: ><
  You: that’s ok~
  You: im not that bad~
  You: im a pretty pretty kind hearted man
  Stranger: really?
  You: there is no doubt about it
  You: so where are U from
  Stranger: My bad English
  Stranger: china
  You: not that bad..can you understand what i am talking about?
  Stranger: yes
  You: so why don’t you answer me?
作者:梦中的烤鱼片 时间:2009-04-09 16:55:01
  第四页只有一楼啊~~
作者:八卦小牙尖 来自:手机版 时间:2009-04-09 16:55:20
  豆瓣震组的吧?XDDDD
作者:绸缪束楚 时间:2009-04-09 16:55:36
  遇到2个老外3个豆瓣。
  
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:56:11
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: can you speak chinese
  Stranger: fuck no
  You: FUCK YOU
  You: SB!
  
作者:血液如你的红 时间:2009-04-09 16:56:23
  碰见个伦敦的,两个死敌聊了大半天足球
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: howsit going
  You: hi
  Stranger: where are you from?
  You: China ,and you?
  Stranger: i’m from England
  Stranger: where did you hear about this site?
  You: which city?
  Stranger: well i’m just outside London
  Stranger: where are you in China?
  You: Changsha,do you know?
  Stranger: no i’m not too familiar, is it a big city?
  You: it is not too big
  Stranger: ok, is the weather good at the moment
  Stranger: i heard it was quite cold in China right now
  You: no,it’s hot now,the city where i live is in south of china
  Stranger: oh ok
  Stranger: it’s strange we expect it to be hot all the time in China
  Stranger: England isn’t too hot either, no sun today
  Stranger: but it’s cool at this time of the year anyway
  Stranger: have you been to England?
  You: no ,but i like Manchester United
  Stranger: oh ok
  Stranger: i am an Arsenal fan
  Stranger: :-D
  You: haha
  Stranger: I don’t like Manchester United for that reason :-D
  Stranger: so you like football
  You: yes
  Stranger: is it popular in China?
  You: yes,but basketball is more popuiar
  Stranger: yes you have some good basketball players
作者:楼下二大爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:56:32
  碰到八卦组的同志了。
  brother chun is a true man是接头暗号。
  
作者:奈菲尔塔利L 时间:2009-04-09 16:56:45
  现在打不开
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 16:57:47
  那姑娘笑死我了
  
  You: so why don’t you answer me?
  Stranger: I was at work, and bad English, so my words are慢啊
  You: ......just laugh my ass off
  Stranger: I was at work, and bad English, so to speak very slowly
  You: anyway,i dont want waste my time to speak with a boring girl who always ignore my sentence....
  You: i feel upset, bye,my lady
作者:血液如你的红 时间:2009-04-09 16:58:10
  Stranger: some that play in America right
  Stranger: the really tall player who played in the Olympics
  You: yes ,Yaoming,
  Stranger: i guess because yuo have Chinese stars in basketball its i very popular
  Stranger: not so many Chinese players in football right now
  Stranger: not many play in Europe right?
  You: Right,but i don’t like basketball
  Stranger: oh ok :-D
  Stranger: me neither
  Stranger: i like football best
  Stranger: who is your favourite player?
  You: Me too
  Stranger: Ronaldo?
  You: Cantona
  Stranger: ah ok
  Stranger: what about now
  Stranger: still playing i mean
  You: Rooney
  Stranger: Cantona was good though but not as good as Henry :-D
  Stranger: or Bergkamp :-D
  Stranger: yes he is good and works very hard
  Stranger: did you see the match on Tuesday in the CL?
  You: He is the king of MU
  Stranger: :-D
  You: i saw the match
  Stranger: not a very good result
  Stranger: i was surprised you didnt win
  You: yes……
  Stranger: it will be tough to go through now
  Stranger: Liverpool lost to Chelsea 3-1 last night too, at home
  Stranger: and Barcelona beat Bayern Munich 4-0
  You: i know
  Stranger: Arsenal got a good result
  Stranger: we have a good chance of going through I think
  Stranger: anyway i must get on, nice chatting to you....enjoy the football :-D
  Stranger: bye
  You: bye
作者:有怪兽打怪兽 时间:2009-04-09 16:58:17
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi\
  You: 国人?
  Stranger: 恩
  You: 天涯的?
  Stranger: 现在老外怎么都走了啊
  Stranger: 我say chinese
  You: 哈哈~
  Stranger: 他就disconnect
  Stranger: 日了
  Stranger: 麻痹啊麻痹
  You: 八卦的?
  Stranger: shall i pretend to be a lolita?
  Stranger: fm the fairy tale?
  You: ....
  Stranger: 对啊对啊
  You: 我英语不好..
  Stranger: 那还来
  You: 玩呀~
  You: 好玩呀~
  You: 咱换换?
  Stranger: 换啥
  You: 换人聊~
  Stranger: 好
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:58:37
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi?
  You: can you speak chinese
  Stranger: hello
  Stranger: i can
  You: can you speak chinese?
  You: 你是哪里来的?
  Stranger: i’m come form douban
  You: I come from the earth!
  You: Shook hands! Enthusiasts, there is no onlookers to foreigners?
  
  
  
  
  翻译地址:http://translate.google.com/translate_t#auto|en|%E6%8F%A1%E6%89%8B%EF%BC%81%E5%90%8C%E5%A5%BD%EF%BC%8C%E5%9B%B4%E8%A7%82%E5%88%B0%E8%80%81%E5%A4%96%E6%B2%A1%E6%9C%89%EF%BC%9F
  
作者:郭缃 时间:2009-04-09 16:59:14
  作者:TOMATO藕 回复日期:2009-04-09 16:43:19 
    
    
    我开头都是:
      
      天涯天涯,猫扑猫扑,豆瓣豆瓣,百度百度,校内校内,以及国内各个BBS……
      据说这里已经沦陷为中国人的天下了,我就是来接头的。
      我是天涯个人观光团
      
      
      
      如果谁看到这段话,那就是遇到我了,有缘的童鞋碰见的话,吱一声儿啊
    =======================================================
    
    晕 我第一个遇见的就是你 我还用韩语说地球是韩国的来着。。。
    
    后来连续遇3国人。。。真的被攻占了。。。
    =======================================
  
  哈哈,原来是你啊,握爪
  
  这是我的固定开场白,呵呵
  
  现在碰到了一个芬兰21岁的小伙子,聊的蛮好,现在加了MSN在聊。
作者:我叫李大头 时间:2009-04-09 17:01:18
  怪好玩哦
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:01:36
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  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Greetings, young grashopper. What brings you to this website?
  If you were wondering already, I’m 17/m/NL. I guess it’s your turn now. After that, let’s skip the rest of the crap and have a normal conversation.
  And yes, I’m fine. Thanks for asking. How about you?
  You: Me and you are not the same category!
  You: Sorry!
  You: BEY
作者:chocalateboy 时间:2009-04-09 17:02:08
  You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
  Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry
  -----------------------------------------
  
  笑趴了
作者:我只穿小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 17:02:11
  你们都用MSN啊?
  我周围没人用MSN
  我就把我的删了……
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:02:32
  You: hi
  Stranger: 我是中国人!
  You: 。。
  Stranger: 绝了儿
  You: 天涯来的?
  Stranger: 自己人吧
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  You: 。。。
  You: 握手!
  Stranger: 继续
  Stranger: 呵呵
  You: 988!
  Stranger: 下班了
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
作者:郭缃 时间:2009-04-09 17:03:14
  我的固定开场白:
  
  天涯天涯,猫扑猫扑,豆瓣豆瓣,百度百度,校内校内,以及国内各个BBS……
  据说这里已经沦陷为中国人的天下了,我就是来接头的。
  我是天涯个人观光团
  
  
  ---------------------------------------
  
  有缘碰见的同学,记得找我认亲哇
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 17:03:52
  累死我了。。。
作者:男盆友 时间:2009-04-09 17:04:34
  Stranger: hi, im 19, female and bi, want to play some games with rope and handcuffs?
  You: omg i don’t like SM
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  =================================================
  我碰到要玩SM的了。。。
作者:葱我的女王 时间:2009-04-09 17:04:49
  有的对话太搞笑了~~~
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:05:52
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  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: 自己人?
  Stranger: ein?
  You: Where you come from?
  Stranger: spain, you?
  You: China
  Stranger: very difficult, chinesse
  You: What does this mean?
  You: Usted? &iquest;Qué significa esto?
  Stranger: significa tu, pero con respeto
作者:人偶替身 时间:2009-04-09 17:06:04
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi你妈,说母语
  Stranger: 日你
  ---------------------------
  
作者:紫汽水 时间:2009-04-09 17:06:38
  Stranger: hah
  Stranger: hahhahah
  You: ..
  You: ....
  Stranger: i just want 2 laugh
  Stranger: sorry
  Stranger: u chinese?
  You: yes
  You: 天涯?
  Stranger: cook
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: 握手
  
作者:小4飞 时间:2009-04-09 17:06:43
  Stranger: im gay
  You: me too
  Stranger: hot
  You: I’m les
  You: you?
  Stranger: really?
  Stranger: im a guy
  Stranger: haha
  You: yeah
  You: asl
  Stranger: well
  Stranger: im bi
  Stranger: haha
  You: Me too
  Stranger: 18/m/california
  Stranger: u?
  You: 囧
  Stranger: lol wut
  You: 22/f/cn
  You: ?
  Stranger: ah cool
  You: Thanks
  Stranger: yup
  You: 0/1
  Stranger: huh?
  You: OH,nothing
  Stranger: lol
  Stranger: ok
  
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:06:55
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  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: 自己人?
  Stranger: ein?
  You: Where you come from?
  Stranger: spain, you?
  You: China
  Stranger: very difficult, chinesse
  You: What does this mean?
  You: Usted? &iquest;Qué significa esto?
  Stranger: significa tu, pero con respeto
  You: Inexplicable! See you soon! Language to communicate a bit difficult!
作者:啦Mary啦 时间:2009-04-09 17:07:57
  碰见棒子就说nothing to say but fuck you
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:08:13
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  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: haha
  Stranger: tianyer
  You: yer
  Stranger: doubaner
  You: tianyer
  You: you
  Stranger: 加油,筒子
  You: 同样!
  Stranger: tianyaer
  You: 88…………
  
  ————————
  哪位姐姐妹妹?
作者:店小恶 时间:2009-04-09 17:08:16
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Introduced, where you can weather it
  You: what about you
  Stranger: 不好意思.我不会英语
  You: hah
  You: 没关系
  You: 说中文也行~~哈哈哈
  Stranger: 我第一次上来
  You: 天涯 豆瓣 百度?
  Stranger: 怎么,您也会中文
  You: 是呦,真巧。。原来我也会中文啊。。
  Stranger: 你的中文说的不错哦
  You: 一般 一般
  You: 你说的也不错
  You: 学了很久了吧
  Stranger: 我是中国人呀
  You: 你不是在跟我开玩笑
  You: 狂汗。。
  You: 你哪里的啊
  Stranger: 我啊
  You: 嗯
  Stranger: 中国也
  You: 废话
  You: 中国哪里
  Stranger: 你到过吗
  You: 真不巧啊 我就在中国
  Stranger: 哈哈哈
  You: 哪来的 说
  Stranger: 我没有说中国你怎么知道我在中国呀
  You: 前面不是说了
  Stranger: 而且说话很粗鲁哦
  You: 我妈
  You: 吗?
  Stranger: 被你吓着哦了
  You: 被哪一句吓到了 我解释下
  Stranger: Stranger: 废话
  Stranger: 你看看
  You: 因为你前面说你是中国人
  Stranger: 是有点过分吧
  You: 我问你是哪里的 你又说中国人 我是问你你是中国哪里的。。
  You: 这样也粗鲁。。
  Stranger: 是的
  Stranger: 有点粗
  You: 好吧 承认 我不是斯文人
  Stranger: 你也在中国,在什么城市可以说吗
  You: 福建 厦门
  Stranger: 哦
  You: 你le ?
  Stranger: 明天我也要去那里
  You: 那你是要从哪里来厦门了?
  Stranger: 2.点35的飞机
  You: 从哪里来厦门了?
  Stranger: 不好意思有事情要出去一下
  -----------
  确定不是天涯的TX吗 。。气
作者:隐于世童花头 时间:2009-04-09 17:09:32
  Stranger: hi
  You: 囧?
  Stranger: where you from?
  You: im looking for my organization.
  You: haha
  Stranger: cool
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作者:NINI的宝贝 时间:2009-04-09 17:12:12
  都是中国人。。。
作者:myhyde 时间:2009-04-09 17:12:55
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: 这里已经被我占领!!丫还不快快举手投降!!
  Stranger: 请说中文
  You: 汗、、、
  Stranger: 哪的
  You: 天涯
  Stranger: 哦 天尽头
  You: 你哪儿的啊
  Stranger: 澳大利亚
  You: 澳大利亚都说中文了啊
  Stranger: 刚解放了
  Stranger: 你不知道啊
  Stranger: 八路军杀过去了
  You: 恭喜恭喜,终于解放了
  Stranger: 没事来旅个游啥的
  You: 好啊好啊~~~~88
  Stranger: 8
  You have disconnected.
作者:李总点火炬 时间:2009-04-09 17:14:16
  遇到一外国神经病,逗逗(请看最后两句,笑喷)
  You: hey, chinese?
  Stranger: Taiwan.
  You: really
  Stranger: really
  You: which city?
  You: taipei?
  Stranger: taipei
  Stranger: you chinese?
  You: lols
  You: nope
  Stranger: oh
  Stranger: from?
  You: i just came across so many chinese
  You: SK
  Stranger: SK?
  You: south korea
  Stranger: Oh.
  Stranger: americanised?美 占 领的?
  You: what? no, SK
  Stranger: Oh ok.
  Stranger: In that case, I have a confession to make.
  Stranger: I’m not from Taiwan.
  Stranger: I just wanted to argue with a Chinaman.
  You: and?
  Stranger: I’m from Norway.挪威
  You: why?
  Stranger: Which is a far bit away from China.
  Stranger: Because I don’t like China very much.
  You: did he annoyed u
  Stranger: They are morally corrupt.
  Stranger: Don’t like China foreign policy.
  You: sorry,my english is not very good
  Stranger: I see.
  You: what policy?
  Stranger: Their foreign policy in the pacific and Africa.
  Stranger: Their support for Bashir.
  You: bashir? what is that
  Stranger: Omar Al Bashir.
  Stranger: President of Sudan.
  Stranger: He is bad.
  Stranger: And China can stop him.
  Stranger: But they won’t.
  You: why should china stop him? why not korea?
  Stranger: sigh
  
作者:Raphael_x 时间:2009-04-09 17:14:26
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: 春哥
  Stranger: 是男人
  Stranger: 中的男人
  You: 靠
  You: 鬼子?
  Stranger: 天涯观光团?
  You: Bingo
  Stranger: 握爪
  You: 擁抱!
  You: 發貼去吧= =
  Stranger: 嗯嗯
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  
  
  剛才那位同學認親來了= =
作者:咕叽咕叽piapia 时间:2009-04-09 17:14:48
  爪
作者:第三个俯卧撑 时间:2009-04-09 17:15:08
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  You: &#45320; &#51221; &#49888; &#48337; &#51060; &#50556; ?
  Stranger: LOL
  You: &#45320; &#47672;&#47532;&#50640; &#47952;&#44032; &#48512;&#51313;&#54620; &#44172; &#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?
  Stranger: Your the 50th chinese person I came across.
  Stranger: lmao
  
  -----------------------
  我郁闷死了,想找个棒子来骂结果。。
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:15:28
  Stranger: 你好
  You: hi
  You: 你好……
  Stranger: 。。。。。
  Stranger: 卧槽
  You: 天涯豆瓣猫扑?
  Stranger: 百度窝窝吧
  You: 无语啊……
  You: 天涯人……
  Stranger: 8 找老外吧。。
  You: WOW
  Stranger: 88
  You: en !
  
作者:棉毛马甲 时间:2009-04-09 17:15:42
  发现我今天装德国人成习惯了,囧,不过谁叫咱鸟语烂呢,西班牙语说的人多,不敢装啊
  
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hey there
  Stranger: where r u from stranger?
  You: 20f germany, n u?
  Stranger: 21 m usa
  Stranger: where in germany?
  You: berlin, n u?
  Stranger: los angeles
  Stranger: how did you stumble upon this strange website?
  You: a beautigul city
  Stranger: are u talking about berlin or LA?
  You: LZ
  You: LA
  Stranger: have you visited?
  You: no
  You: but i hope i can
  Stranger: oh, i will be honest, it is not so pretty up close in some areas, but the beaches an coast are very nice
  Stranger: *and
  Stranger: how is the weather in berlin this time of year?
  You: it’s still cold
  You: LA is warm?
  Stranger: yeah, sunny today
  Stranger: a little windy
  You: what a lovely day
  Stranger: but really hot during the summer
  Stranger: how are the summers in berlin?
  You: not so hot, and winter is very cold
  You: always snowing
  Stranger: i use to live colorado right by the rocky mountains, they just had a blizzard a little bit ago
  Stranger: so im use to snow
  You: i like summer
  Stranger: are you a student?
  You: yes, and you?
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: i was bored, and my friend showed me this website
  Stranger: should probably be doing work
  You: i think it’s late in LA
  Stranger: yeah it is, but i have a test to study for
  Stranger: i think i should just go to bed
  Stranger: got to go
  You: good night then
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:男盆友 时间:2009-04-09 17:15:54
  作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:08:13 
  =======================================================
  举手。。。
作者:夜夜菊花开 时间:2009-04-09 17:16:08
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: asl?
  You: hi .
  Stranger: asl?
  You: I do not know ....
  You: What does it mean asl
  Stranger: age/sex/location?
  Stranger: ??/
  You: 17 boy China~
  Stranger: do you want to learn the english?
  You: yes.my English is very bad.
  You: where are you form?
  Stranger: 你好啊
  Stranger: 嘿嘿
  Stranger: 哇哈哈~~~~
  You: 一伙的。....
  You: 兄台哪里的。
  You: 吭一声吧
  Stranger: 嗯
  Stranger: 小兄弟 劝你一句话
  You: ..你说吧
  Stranger: 还是离开这里吧
  You: 劳资不想学英语。
  Stranger: 这个网站已经被国人锁占领
  You: .......
  You: 我在天涯看到的。
  You: 火了估计这网站
  Stranger: 我在rn 看到的
  You: 国人都发帖了~然后全都上来玩了。
  You: 然后老外都疯了。
作者:谢谢你让我爱你 时间:2009-04-09 17:16:26
  Mark。。。。。。
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:17:06
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: let’s do it quick!
  You: B&#7841;n ch&#7871;t ngay b&acirc;y gi&#7901;!
作者:窝边草不吃兔子 时间:2009-04-09 17:17:15
  You: 5
  You: 4
  You: 3
  You: 2
  You: .1
  You: show time
  Stranger: 这里什么情况?
  You: 很囧的情况
  You: 撤
  Stranger: 老子想泡洋妞
  Stranger: 有吗?
  You: 泡到了咋整?
  Stranger: 望死里日
  Stranger: 最好是棒子妞
  You: 恩
  You: 叫上兄弟一起啊
  You: 天涯,mop还是豆瓣?
  Stranger: 百度
  Stranger: 噢,错了。是韩度。宇宙是棒子的思密达
  You: 火星也是棒子的思密达
作者:过期矿泉水 时间:2009-04-09 17:19:16
  很多老外在抱怨...........
  我觉得真的不要这样玩了
作者:人偶替身 时间:2009-04-09 17:20:25
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi你妈,说母语
  Stranger: 日你
  
作者:宝宝豆Q 时间:2009-04-09 17:20:37
  不会英文..........飘
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:20:44
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: Hi~
  You: tianyer?
  You: douber?
  Stranger: What?
  You: Hello!
  Stranger: Hello
  You: I am a small 1
  You: What are you GAY?
作者:ilovelll 时间:2009-04-09 17:21:58
  You: 南春哥北陽姐
  
  Stranger: chun ge chun ye men
  Stranger: mlgb 又是自己人
作者:冰天雨燕 时间:2009-04-09 17:22:52
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi?
  You: 中国人
  You: ?
  Stranger: what’s the time?
  Stranger: what did u speak?
  You: 5:30 PM
  You: male?
  Stranger: r u korean?
  You: yes
  You: South korean
  You: you?
  Stranger: 也你吗个大头鬼啊 装什么B
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  笑死我了,我本想冒充韩国人,当一回变态的,结果被国人提前调戏了,囧~~~~~~~~
作者:门四 时间:2009-04-09 17:23:38
  哈啊哈 满有意思的
作者:owlcity 时间:2009-04-09 17:23:55
  反而我觉得是自己人忽悠自己人。。。
  囧..
作者:ekisyou 时间:2009-04-09 17:24:46
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hey
  Stranger: hi~
  You: asl?
  Stranger: will u send some chinese to me ?
  Stranger: chineses everywhere
  You: lol
  Stranger: u got it too?
  You: yep
  Stranger: so bored
  Stranger: whats that shit mean?
作者:你也不知道啊 时间:2009-04-09 17:24:51
  太好玩了!
作者:换个中文马甲 时间:2009-04-09 17:25:07
  外国人会怎么想呢?
  chinese。。。chinese。。。chinese。。。chinese。。。chinese。。。i need foreigners!!! i hate 春哥是纯爷们!!!
作者:donjoun 时间:2009-04-09 17:25:49
  作者:冰天雨燕 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:22:52  
  
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi?
    You: 中国人
    You: ?
    Stranger: what’s the time?
    Stranger: what did u speak?
    You: 5:30 PM
    You: male?
    Stranger: r u korean?
    You: yes
    You: South korean
    You: you?
    Stranger: 也你吗个大头鬼啊 装什么B
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    ——————————————————————————---
    笑死我了,我本想冒充韩国人,当一回变态的,结果被国人提前调戏了,囧~~~~~~~~
  
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  你应该说七点半的 呵呵
作者:yaodi123 时间:2009-04-09 17:26:10
  
  2888 users onlinethe Funadvice Traffic ExchangeConnecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi~
  You: where are you from?
  Stranger: US
  Stranger: and you?
  You: im chinese
  Stranger: oh ,i see
  Stranger: are you came from D bar?
  You: = =....no...
  You: china has little girl is d
  Stranger: I have met lots of people came from D bar
  Stranger: what do you mean by that?
  Stranger: are you a prety nice girl?
  You: my english is not good..so type slow....
  Stranger: i mean i mean i am 18 years old
  Stranger: fine
  You: ....i’m 19
  Stranger: oh nice to meet you my homies
  Stranger: i live in LA
  You: ...it’s a good place,i think
  Stranger: yeah
  Stranger: eh
  Stranger: do you like basket?
  Stranger: i mean basketball
  You: no,i like volleyball
  Stranger: oh i see
  You: basketball often hit my head= =||||
  Stranger: chinese volleyball is great i think
  Stranger: be careful next time
  You: TAT....
  Stranger: ?
  Stranger: are you a girl?
  You: en
  You: yes
  Stranger: glad to see you
  You: me too
  Stranger: meet you here
  Stranger: eh,i like MJ very much
  You: i think now ,omegle have many chinese people is playling here
  Stranger: oh yeah i know
  Stranger: but i don’t know why
  You: the link in the many website ...so....
  Stranger: i’m so sorry that i have to go
  You: ok
  You: glad to see you
  Stranger: glad to see you
  You: =v=
  Stranger: 哈哈 再见
  You: = =|||||
  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
  泪奔....俺英语不好俺知道,但费了半天劲TAT
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:26:18
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi!
  You: hi什么hi说母语!!
  Stranger: 哈哈
  Stranger: 怎么又是中国的?
  You: 哪的?!
  Stranger: 准备见个外国妞呢
  Stranger: 你是天涯的?
  You: 今天估计每门了!
  You: 是的!你呢?
  Stranger: 我也是刚才天涯上看的那个帖子
  Stranger: 你哪的?
  You: 哈哈……认亲去!?
  You: 我?
  You: 我冥王星的 !
  Stranger: 我火星的
  Stranger: 你好~
  You: 握手哈!
  You: 继续找外国妞?
  Stranger: 你来地球多久了?
  Stranger: 嘿嘿
  You: 我?一百年了!
  
  ————————
  WHO?
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:26:50
  一上去就遇见个观光团的 晕
作者:亲爱的瓶子 时间:2009-04-09 17:26:59
  碰到一个说共产主义不好的伦敦姑娘
  -------------------------------------------------
  Stranger: Hi Stranger
  You: hi
  You: where are you from?
  Stranger: I’m from London. What about you?
  You: I’m from Beijing
  Stranger: Cool! I went there in 2007 for work with the Palace Museum. Great city.
  You: woow, that’s great.
  Stranger: This is kind of bizarre but amazing too chatting to someone I don’t know all the way in China! What’s your name? I’m Natasha.
  You: it is always good to go abroad and have some overseas experience.
  You: my name is ******
  You: can you speak chinese?
  You: how long did you stay in Beijing
  Stranger: Definitely I love travelling. If I didn’t have to work for a living I’d be doing that right now!
  Stranger: No I can’t speak Chinese! Pretty hard language to master I understand. Your english is impressive.
  You: i have never been out of china till now :(
  Stranger: I was only in China for 5 days.
  Stranger: You’ve got to get out China - communism is not good....
  You: haha
  You: maybe.
  Stranger: Phew! I was worried I might offend you. I hope you do get to see some of the world one day.
  You: but i’d love to go out of china and see what things are outside.
  Stranger: Well you must, if you can save the money and try and work abroad perhaps. What do you do?
  You: i want to go to italy one day to see the old buildings there.
  You: *********.
  Stranger: Italy is beautiful! I’ve never been to Canada but it’s supposed to have wonderful scenery and very friendly people.
  You: **********
  Stranger: Right, **********. Unfortunately I’ve got to get back to work now, but it was good talking to you *****. Take good care of yourself and may all your dreams come true.
  You: thank you very much and all best wishes to you too
  
作者:donjoun 时间:2009-04-09 17:27:49
  晕,打错,是6点半
作者:钱钱0816 时间:2009-04-09 17:27:51
  if you from china,please let’s say 你好!
  then say goodbye
  ==================================================
  
  
  有没有筒子遇见我啊……
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:31:04
  净是观光团的
作者:Chenyi71 来自:手机版 时间:2009-04-09 17:31:11
  记号
作者:我最爱李向 时间:2009-04-09 17:31:50
  刚遇到一个比利时的。他说他们国家又小又冷,很多党派和很多毒品。LSD是什么啊?
作者:抬眼望见北斗星 时间:2009-04-09 17:31:52
  Stranger: hi
  You: say hi or not say hi
  Stranger: say hi
  You: ok
  You: hi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hihi hi hi hi
  Stranger: ..................
  
作者:热乎乎的小笼包子 时间:2009-04-09 17:32:29
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  You: hi~
  Stranger: whats up
  Stranger: r u fucking chinese
  You: ╮(╯_╰)╭
  You: what?
  Stranger: fuck u tianya
  Stranger: fuck u douban
  You: - -
  Stranger: fuck u maopu
  Stranger: fuck u chinese
  You: wower?
  You: what and what?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:飘啊飘的路 时间:2009-04-09 17:32:46
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: say sth.
  Stranger: asl?
  
  You: like what’s your name?
  Stranger: age.sex.location
  You: you say first
  Stranger: .......
  Stranger: 22.m
  Stranger: and you?
  
  You: 23
  You: f
  Stranger: ok.......
  Stranger: where do you come from?
  You: china.and you?
  Stranger: ..........好吧
  You: 所以 我们坳了半天 其实都是从天涯过来的
  Stranger: 。。。。。。。天涯是个好地方
  You: 那一起将谈话内容发到天涯去吧 我现在就去
  You: http://www.tianya.cn/publicforum/content/funinfo/1/1427511.shtml 这个强大的帖子
作者:我最爱李向 时间:2009-04-09 17:33:21
  作者:我最爱李向 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:31:50 
    刚遇到一个比利时的。他说他们国家又小又冷,很多党派和很多毒品。LSD是什么啊?
  
  
  
  他还问我是不是很多人在攻击这个网站,我说没有啊
  
作者:珉缗 时间:2009-04-09 17:33:58
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hello~
  Stranger: hi
  You: I 东、
  You: sorry
  Stranger: WHAT?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  
  ===========伤感鸟
作者:火星一只喵 时间:2009-04-09 17:35:05
  这啥啊让我留爪
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:35:19
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: asl?
  You: 说母语?
  Stranger: 囧 又是自己人
  You: 哈哈!
  You: tianyer?
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  You: 握手!
  You: 换吧?!
作者:yaodi123 时间:2009-04-09 17:35:47
  lsd...迷幻剂一类的吧...应该不算毒品
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:37:01
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hello
  You: hi
  Stranger: How are you?
  Stranger: Feeling good?
  Stranger: Average?
  Stranger: Bad?
  Stranger: :(
  You: 。。。。
  You: 天涯的?
  Stranger: 笑点很奇怪
作者:门四 时间:2009-04-09 17:37:09
  看来我这么多年英语没白学
作者:430万仙猴 时间:2009-04-09 17:37:27
  遇到个来北京旅游的美国人,
  
  貌似情绪还挺激动的
作者:嫣然一笑花满楼 时间:2009-04-09 17:37:36
  碰到一个说:God please don’t tell me you are a chinese?
  
  不知道是不是同胞
  
作者:绿茶控 时间:2009-04-09 17:38:39
  中国真是人多哈
作者:牛V_V牛 时间:2009-04-09 17:38:57
  哈哈哈,刚才去尝试啦,那个人居然一上来就是中文!
  
  倒。。。。。。。
作者:奇丁 时间:2009-04-09 17:39:22
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: You would not let the Chinese people
  Stranger: ?
  You: what?
  Stranger: You are Chinese you?
  You: no, i’m not, why?
  You: you are?
  Stranger: I met a lot of Chinese people!
  You: strange...
  Stranger: US
  You: France
  Stranger: I very much like the French!
  Stranger: Very romantic! ! !
  You: that’s not so true
  Stranger: You are a romantic people?
  Stranger: Why do you say?
  Stranger: People?
  Stranger: I am gone, goodbye!
  
  咋看都不像美国人。。。严重怀疑这是互相忽悠
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 17:40:11
  俩小时没见,这网站已经被中国淫占领啦……= =
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:40:28
  正在和一个19岁的美国男生说章子仪漂亮
  
作者:蜗牛吃葡萄 时间:2009-04-09 17:40:53
  作孽哟,碰到了个中国Loli还是正太哦,哈哈
  ——————————————————
  You: any body here?
  You: hi
  Stranger: yun
  You: haha
  Stranger: ni hao
  
  Stranger: ni na de
  You: wo zui xihuan zhe zhong fang shi
  You: china de
  Stranger: wo ye shi de ya
  You: ni ne
  You: tianya hai shi douban?
  You: wo zuo tong ji de
  Stranger: shen me ?
  Stranger: shuo ming bai dian
  You: 你不是天涯豆瓣观光团咩?
  Stranger: bu shi de ya ,na ge shi shen me dongxi y a
  You: 我来看看那个团人多~~
  Stranger: wo ye xiang jin ru na ge tuan
  You: na ge shi guo nei you ming de se qing wang zhan
  You: shao er bu yi
  You: - -|||
  Stranger: se qing de ya ?
  You: shi a shi a
  Stranger: hao kan bu ,
  You: hao kan di hen na
  Stranger: you bing du mei you
  You: you
  You: you ge bingdu jiao zhenaiwang
  Stranger: 病毒
  You: 是啊,有的,叫珍爱
  Stranger: o ,na jiu bu kan le ,ba bingdu nong shang le ke bu shi hao wan de
  You: 恩恩
  Stranger: heh e,w chifan qu le
  Stranger: bu gen ni liao le
  You: ok
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:42:08
  希望对方不是中国人装的
  
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:42:44
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi什么,说母语吧
  Stranger: age sex location?
  You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
  You: you?
  Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
  Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
  Stranger: im pretty horny
  You: Sex?
  Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
  You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
  Stranger: lol
作者:zinc120 时间:2009-04-09 17:43:54
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hello
  You: :)
  Stranger: 中国的?
  You: ni na de?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  --------------------------------
  我还没来得及问他是从哪过来的~~~
  
作者:躺在衣柜里 时间:2009-04-09 17:45:22
  无聊
作者:阿玉米 时间:2009-04-09 17:45:30
  遇到个装b的
  ==========
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: in?
  You: 朱智勋
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: What’s your nationality?
  You: 你用中文问喇
  Stranger: What you’re saying?
  You: where are u from?
  Stranger: Sweden,
  Stranger: You?
  You: i am from china
  Stranger: Not a good place
  You: why?
  Stranger: Don’t like
  You: don’t zhuangbility,zhuangbility leads leipility
  Stranger: garbage
  Stranger: fuck you mam
  You: asshole
  You: 还装
  You: 外国人不用garbage的
  Stranger: pussy
  Stranger: What do you say
作者:verylazyfish 时间:2009-04-09 17:45:34
  怎么好像打不开了呢????
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:45:46
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  You: hey
  You: hi
  Stranger: from?
  You: tianyer
  You: you
  Stranger: china
  You: 握手!
  You: 天涯的?
  You: 豆瓣的?
  Stranger: APH的
  You: 窝窝的?
  You: ………………
  Stranger: 我讨厌你们TAT
  You: 哈哈哈&……………………
  Stranger: 今天他们都说too many chineseTAT
  You: 呵呵…………
  You: 88啦……
  Stranger: too many chinese todayTAT
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:46:08
  作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:42:44 
    Connecting to server...
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi什么,说母语吧
    Stranger: age sex location?
    You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
    You: you?
    Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
    Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
    Stranger: im pretty horny
    You: Sex?
    Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
    You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
    Stranger: lol
  ------------------------------
  此为越南少女 要给你跳脱衣舞??
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:47:20
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: 说国语?
  Stranger: 会
  You: 哪里的?
  Stranger: 安徽
  You: 从哪看见网站的?
  Stranger: 从网站看见的
  You: 天涯?
  You: 豆瓣?
  Stranger: 贴吧
  You: WOW?
  Stranger: 李毅
  You: 。。。
  You: 这地址红了……
  Stranger: 没有外国人吧
  You: 有的吧……
  You: 没遇见过……
  Stranger: 看右上角
  Stranger: 2693 users online
  You: ………………估计没有…………
  You: 全中国人了吧……
作者:富灵阿 时间:2009-04-09 17:47:26
  连续遇到了6个中国人后
  
  遇到一个芝加哥的老外
  
  嗷嗷帅啊!
  
  谁要谁要?
作者:邰盈 时间:2009-04-09 17:47:48
  TNND,遇到这么个变态,气死我了
  
  
  You: 亲爱的
  You: 快出来
  Stranger: 我靠
  Stranger: 怎么这么夸张?
  You: 一般人都扛不住这个叫法
  You: 装不下去滴
  Stranger: 灌水来了你
  Stranger: 装什么
  You: 装外国人~~
  Stranger: 为什么要装外国人啊
  You: 玩啊
  Stranger: 你个傻逼
  You: 没礼貌
  Stranger: 你是没有道德
  Stranger: ok?
  You: 听不懂人话啊
  You: 从哪儿看出我没道德
  Stranger: 别人弄个地方练英语 你来捣乱
  Stranger: 有点儿公德心 好不?
  Stranger: 生个孩子 没屁眼
  You: 你练你的英语,我聊我的天,我捣什么乱了
  You: 随便咒别人下一代,你的道德在哪里
  Stranger: 自己说的 还狡辩
  You: 我说啥了
  You: 今天倒是想和你扯扯清楚
  Stranger: 就你的这样 还有下一代
  You: 上来就占个好高的位置噢,没有道德,哈,搞笑,无缘无故咒别人下一代的人也敢提道德
  Stranger: 是你 先说 我不礼貌 的
  Stranger: 上来 先 玩我
  You: 请你睁大眼睛看看
  You: 我为什么说你没有礼貌
  You: 我的“没礼貌”三个字前面,你说了些啥
  Stranger: 没挺清楚吧
  Stranger: 傻逼
  Stranger: 男的 傻逼
  You: 我明了,你的道德值的确挺高
  Stranger: 在你面前 我当然高了
  You: 张口闭口SB的人,多道德啊
  Stranger: 没办法
  You: 心里是什么,看见别人也得是什么
  Stranger: 唯心主义 还在这里 装
  Stranger: 马克思
  Stranger: 耻辱
  You: 哟,好学生是吧
  You: 还来这儿练英语呢
  Stranger: help
  Stranger: 有点儿 公德心 好不
  Stranger: 都来练
  Stranger: 怎么练
  Stranger: 自己的 品味低
  Stranger: 还说别人
  You: 别人没和你说英语,那就是SB,那就是捣乱,就是没道德,你还真是唯物主义啊,就唯你的英雄大脑中的崇高道德是吧,就为满足你一人需要的道德
  Stranger: 这里不是和你扯的 浪费青春 晓得不?
  Stranger: go away
  You: 那这里是做什么的,我倒想知道知道
  
作者:麦香酥 来自:手机版 时间:2009-04-09 17:47:54
  MK!!
作者:嫉妒教主 时间:2009-04-09 17:48:13
  ASL什么意思
  
作者:富灵阿 时间:2009-04-09 17:48:27
  又遇到了一个豆瓣的mm
  
  把这个老外共享了
作者:带点儿白的黑 时间:2009-04-09 17:48:27
  作者:Raphael_x 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:14:26 
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: 春哥
    Stranger: 是男人
    Stranger: 中的男人
    You: 靠
    You: 鬼子?
    Stranger: 天涯观光团?
    You: Bingo
    Stranger: 握爪
    You: 擁抱!
    You: 發貼去吧= =
    Stranger: 嗯嗯
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    
    
    
    剛才那位同學認親來了= =
  =========================================================
  
  是我是我是我是我是我啊~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  
作者:怀朔最爱紫英 时间:2009-04-09 17:49:04
  Stranger: HI
  You: hi
  Stranger: chinese?
  
  You: 是的
  You: 汗
  Stranger: 都他妈赖肛肛!
  
  You: 晕
  You: 你不也是吗
  Stranger: 14无处不在
  You: 切
  You: 就你13
  Stranger: 毛了个彪的
  You: 我靠,你还拽了
  -----------
  遇到个没品的中国人,还骂人,太恶心人了
作者:AlizaYoung 时间:2009-04-09 17:49:15
  笑死
作者:vict616 时间:2009-04-09 17:49:21
  我想遇到天涯众啊~~~~
  遇不到啊~~~
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:49:54
  作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:46:08 
    作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:42:44 
      Connecting to server...
      You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
      Stranger: hi
      You: hi什么,说母语吧
      Stranger: age sex location?
      You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
      You: you?
      Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
      Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
      Stranger: im pretty horny
      You: Sex?
      Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
      You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
      Stranger: lol
    ------------------------------
    此为越南少女 要给你跳脱衣舞??
  
  ——————
  不是吧!
作者:ii尤8 时间:2009-04-09 17:50:06
  我现在就算看见个老外都以为是中国人装的
作者:KCYUAN 时间:2009-04-09 17:50:10
  遇到一美国人……
  一上来问我宝儿-=-
  然后就是布兰妮==
作者:以后就用这个 时间:2009-04-09 17:50:21
  碰到了15岁的荷兰小女孩,哈哈
  
  Stranger: hello
  You: God please don’t tell me you are a chinese?
  Stranger: haha no, i’m from the netherlands
  You: en na wo jiu ke yi lian xi ying yu le
  Stranger: ennnn, ik begrijp er niks van (:
  最后一句话是荷兰语 我知道你的意思了
作者:zkkary 时间:2009-04-09 17:51:26
  Stranger: HELLO
  You: hi
  Stranger: From?
  You: china
  You: you?
  Stranger: China too
  You: ...
  Stranger: I farm gold for a living
  You: tianya?
  Stranger: yes sure whatever
  You: 囧
  Stranger: blocks block blocks
  You: 到饭点了~回见...
  ================================
  真要吃饭去了~
  
作者:zhaomi121 时间:2009-04-09 17:52:18
  刚试了一下,一下就碰两中国人,囧~~~
作者:偷喝酒的猫 时间:2009-04-09 17:53:20
  You: Cuihua?
  Stranger: - -?
  Stranger: what?
  You: 别装了。赶紧上酸菜
  Stranger: ........
  Stranger: 为撒知道是中国人乃
  You: 你说对暗号我就告诉你
  Stranger: .....
作者:霍虹宇 时间:2009-04-09 17:53:28
  Stranger: Bored。。
  You: HI
  Stranger: hi.....
  You: 直接中文招呼了,天涯来的吗?
  Stranger: ...........
  You: sorry
  Stranger: what ’s your mean.?
  You: JULY
  Stranger: july?
  You: yes
  Stranger: you love july?
  You: yes
  You: and you?
  Stranger: oh..
  Stranger: i love november
  Stranger: are you chinese?
  You: yes
  Stranger: ok..
  You: ..........?
  Stranger: let me tell you the truth..
  Stranger: 哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~
  You: 哈哈哈日日日
  Stranger: 呼呼呼呼~
  You: 天涯观光团的?
  Stranger: im chinese too~
  Stranger: 不是不是
  Stranger: 是豆瓣
  Stranger: 這裡 都是中國人了。。
  You: 同学你哪里人啊,哪个省的
  Stranger: 廣東省的
  Stranger: 你呢
  You: 陕西
  Stranger: 你也是學生嗎?
  You: 如果我还在学校,应该念高二
  Stranger: 就是說你比我小。。。
  Stranger: 好吧。。。
  Stranger: 我大一
  You: 哦,大学生了呀,了不起。
  You: 我17了,我猜你19
  Stranger: 廢話..!
  You: 猜对了?
  Stranger: 大兩級..不是19麼。。
  You: 我头晕O(∩_∩)O~
  Stranger: 呵呵
  You: 你帮我找个天涯观光团的吧
  Stranger: ....
  Stranger: 怎么找?
  You: 这里好像被同胞们占领了
  You: 汗死
  Stranger: 對呀
  Stranger: 好沒趣
  Stranger: 見過芬蘭的
  Stranger: 但都不知道究竟是不是真的。。
  You: 等等我去上个厕所,你要走的话就先走好了
  You: 还在?
作者:我只穿小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 17:53:50
  我怎么发布出去呢???????
作者:sherry啦啦啦 时间:2009-04-09 17:54:30
  Stranger: do u have homepage or something like that?
  You: no
  You: i
  You: do not like this kind of thing
  Stranger: ur goverment should pay more attention to the human rights
  You: i think our human rights is not very bad......
  ——————————————————————————————
  是个欧洲人。。聊了一会儿就跟我谈human rights= =
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:55:33
  作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:49:54 
    作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:46:08 
      作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:42:44 
        Connecting to server...
        You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
        Stranger: hi
        You: hi什么,说母语吧
        Stranger: age sex location?
        You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
        You: you?
        Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
        Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
        Stranger: im pretty horny
        You: Sex?
        Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
        You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
        Stranger: lol
      ------------------------------
      此为越南少女 要给你跳脱衣舞??
    
    ——————
    不是吧!
  
  
  ----------------------------------
  人家都要脱衣服给你表演sy了 你还说不是
作者:duoyuy 时间:2009-04-09 17:55:53
  mark
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:56:45
  Stranger: boo!
  You: BIBIBI………………
  You: 你是哪里来的?
  Stranger: i’m the ghost of christmas past
  Stranger: do you like cake?
  You: 语言不通………………
  Stranger: i don’t understand a word of what you just wrote..
  You: Hello! I am looking for a companion!
  Stranger: myes.. isn’t that what we’re all looking for?
  You: Where you come from?
作者:老电影新十二生肖 时间:2009-04-09 17:56:54
  比利时MM
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: olah =]
  You: =]
  Stranger: How are you?:p
  You: thanks
  Stranger: from where are you?:p
  You: are u chinese?
  You: china
  Stranger: no i’m from belgium x4D
  You: sorry ,i dont know that place
  You: i found that place by GOOGLE
  Stranger: ooow:p
  Stranger: it’s a little country :p
  Stranger: But it has the besst chocolate:p
  You: SORRY ,my english not very well ,but i know the chocolate,Ilove it
  You: if i have chioce,i wanna go to that place ,maybe its a great Travel
  Stranger: mm don’t like belgium that much:;p
  Stranger: mostly the weather is really bad!
  You: really,what weather is there now?
  Stranger: no it’s kinda good, it’s not raining^^
  Stranger: but it isn’t that hot:p
  You: maybe you like china ,Because we have a lot of panadas
  Stranger: ooow panda’s are always sooo cute!^^
  You: yeah
  You: I’M twenty_one how old are you ?
  You: ^^,we have lots of delicious food
  Stranger: 17^^
  You: the weather is so hot ? its time to pay attention to maintenance of skinoooooooooooow
  Stranger: Hmm maybe i have to go to china to taste the food:p
  You: yeah
  You: boy or girl?
  Stranger: girl^^
  You: me too
  You: ^^
  Stranger: okay :’P
  Stranger: Ow i’ve got to go :(
  Stranger: It’s 12 o clock here so i have to eat :p
  Stranger: Byee x’D
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:vict616 时间:2009-04-09 17:57:24
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: 我是中国人
  Stranger: i
  You: 哈哈~我也是中国人
  You: 天涯?
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  Stranger: 我估计这网站就是咱中国人的天下了
  You: 握手~~~这里火了~~
  Stranger: 必须的火了
  You: 我刚刚遇到一个法国人~~
  Stranger: 我一直都碰着中国人
  You: 天~~我真想碰到中国人啊~~~
  Stranger: 这不是给你碰着了吗
  You: 终于能不用蹩脚的英语了~~·
  Stranger: 我英语不行,跟别人也交流不来
  You: 你是我的幸运之神~~
  You: 一样~~我借助google
  Stranger: 我打的五笔,,,打英语打得太慢
  Stranger: 哈哈,
  You: 真是太难得了~~我现在想遇到棒子~~
  Stranger: 哥们你哪人呢
  You: 我是姐们~
  Stranger: 棒子还不简单啊,,跟去五道口,,多得是
  You: 我想骂骂棒子~~没骂过~
  Stranger: 你骂我估计他也听不懂
  You: 英语骂~哈哈~~
  Stranger: 就一直fuck棒子
  You: 嗯嗯~~我去找棒子啦~~兄弟保重~~~
  Stranger: 恩
  Stranger: 慢走啊
  Stranger: 骂得开心
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:57:30
  美国小正太问我中文名 我说叫tian ya
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:57:40
  作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:55:33 
    作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:49:54 
      作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:46:08 
        作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:42:44 
          Connecting to server...
          You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
          Stranger: hi
          You: hi什么,说母语吧
          Stranger: age sex location?
          You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
          You: you?
          Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
          Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
          Stranger: im pretty horny
          You: Sex?
          Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
          You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
          Stranger: lol
        ------------------------------
        此为越南少女 要给你跳脱衣舞??
      
      ——————
      不是吧!
    
    
    ----------------------------------
    人家都要脱衣服给你表演sy了 你还说不是
  
  ————————
  唉………………
  这个,弄的翻译网站没翻译好么!
  那时候我以为她要和我做爱累……
作者:我只穿小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 17:57:51
  我发不出去……
作者:77142352 时间:2009-04-09 17:58:40
    作者:清水丸子23 回复日期:2009-04-09 11:12:44 
      Stranger: hi!
      You: HI HI HI HI HI
      Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
      
      You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
      Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
      You: HELLO
      Stranger: HEEEYYYY
      You: HA HA HA HA HA
      Stranger: :D
      You: HI baby
      Stranger: Hi
      You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
      You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
      Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
    
    
    =================================
    
    太欢乐了哈哈哈哈哈满地打滚
  =========================
  哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:proe219 时间:2009-04-09 17:58:44
  去那个网站看了一下!晕死了,里面全是天涯观光团的!还问我碰见老毛子没有!
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 17:59:01
  他还说很pretty
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 17:59:23
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: Hello, you Korean?
  You: 天涯豆瓣?
  Stranger: 豆
  Stranger: 我都服了
  You: ……天涯人……
  You: 哈哈……
  You: 88……
  You: 吃饭去了!
  Stranger: 8
作者:80后怪叔叔 时间:2009-04-09 17:59:27
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  You: HI~~~
  Stranger: i bet you are from china
  You: Why?
  Stranger: nothing.. just met too many chinese today.
  You: How did you do that?
  You: OMG
  Stranger: i don’t know.
  You: All of us are from a BBS called TianYa.
  Stranger: maybe there are just too many of them.
  You: We’re Tianyaer
  Stranger: oh realy. why alll of you just come here today?
  You: If you can speek chinease,I can give you the URL of this BBS.
  Stranger: is it some special day today?
  You: ~P
  You: No,We just go together~
  Stranger: yup. i may speak chinese.... i may be chinese too....
  Stranger: hahhaha
  Stranger: 调戏之
  You: 汗
  You: 你丫太不厚道了
  You: 把我憋个半死
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 还打错一个字
  You: 还没下班啊,哥们?
  Stranger: 没啊
  Stranger: 还要一会儿啊
  Stranger: 惨哪
  You: 一样
  You: 握个手先。
  Stranger: 下班之后去吃啥啊
  Stranger: 握
  You: 吃馒头,啃咸菜
  You: 本来我还想,这个天涯观光团咋打呢。
  You: tianyaer
  Stranger: 哈哈哈哈哈
  Stranger: 笑死我了
  You: 太俗
  You: 那就叫TYGGT
  Stranger: 你还真可爱啊
  You: 丫老外肯定不知道这是啥玩意儿
  You: 还是咱炎黄子孙多啊
  Stranger: 老外估计以为这里被中国人攻陷了
  You: 一上来全是咱自家人
  You: 是啊
  Stranger: 这个东西还是挺有趣的
  Stranger: 哈哈
  =======================================
  未完待续
作者:漫天飞舞的滚滚 时间:2009-04-09 18:00:22
  You: hi................
  Stranger: asl
  Stranger: do you want to fuck
  Stranger: im gayuboyu
  Stranger: im gay
  Stranger: IM VERY HORNY
  You: ok then i am sure u r not interested in me
  ————————————————————
  我遇到一个猛的
  一个gay上来就要和我fuck
  可惜我是女滴……
作者:街角的青春 时间:2009-04-09 18:01:03
  作者:贱啊 回复日期:2009-04-09 16:40:57 
   
    =======================================
    姐姐!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    这个Stranger就是我啊。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
  ========================
  来来,握个爪
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 18:01:14
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey stranger
  You: 饿……
  You: 中国人!?
  Stranger: 囧
  You: 哈哈…………
  Stranger: 大囧
  You: 豆瓣天涯?
  Stranger: ~\(≧▽≦)/~
  Stranger: 都不是啊。。。
  You: 咕~~(╯﹏╰)b……
  You: 贴吧?
  Stranger: 为什么今天这么多中国人。。。
  Stranger: 以前就玩这个的 囧
  You: 找同伴
  Stranger: 今天太诡异了 囧
  You: 哈……
  You: 88~~
  Stranger: 嗯 掰掰~
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 18:01:46
  作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:57:40 
    作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:55:33 
      作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:49:54 
        作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:46:08 
          作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:42:44 
            Connecting to server...
            You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
            Stranger: hi
            You: hi什么,说母语吧
            Stranger: age sex location?
            You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
            You: you?
            Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
            Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
            Stranger: im pretty horny
            You: Sex?
            Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
            You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
            Stranger: lol
  --------------------------------------
  17的越南少女 说要脱 还说自己超级色情的
  
  (本人脸红的跑掉)
作者:80后怪叔叔 时间:2009-04-09 18:02:06
  You: 弄不好明天西方各大报纸头版头条就得说XX网站被中国黑客攻击
  You: 是啊
  You: 今天一上线,突然发现天涯换装了。
  Stranger: 难看死了
  Stranger: 昨天就换了吧
  You: 半面旁边俩HLL的白带。。。。。
  You: 恩,昨天忙,没上线,用手机上了下,看到八卦有帖子说换装了
  You: 下午刚刚忙完,上来找雷呢。
  Stranger: 看来上天涯的都是无聊的人。。。
  Stranger: 这么无聊的网站竟然全跑来了
  You: 那也不一定
  You: 还不是被标题给拖过来的么
  You: 你小子调戏了几个了?
  Stranger: 就你一个哈哈,你多幸运
  You: 我好惨啊!!!!!
  You: 天没天理,人没人性!!!
  Stranger: 你被调戏很久了?
  You: OMG。。。
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 神仙姐姐,玉皇大帝,王母娘娘,耶稣他娘以及耶稣,你们来救救我吧
  You: 我刚上来就被人给涮了。。。。。
  Stranger: 哈哈,好孩子,别哭给你买糖吃
  You: 汗!
  Stranger: 去厕所了,准备下班
  Stranger: 白白
  You: 别
  You: 我心里不平衡!
  Stranger: 你再去找点小朋友调戏嘛,乖
  You: 靠!
  You: 留下你的脚印
  You: 要么,留下你的身体!
  You: 嘿嘿嘿。
  ============================================
  怪叔叔我心里不平衡啊,严重不平衡!
  
作者:灰灰的时间 时间:2009-04-09 18:02:18
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: asl
  Stranger: 豆瓣天涯?
  You: 烤...果然是天涯的...
  You: 我已经碰到好几个了哈哈
  Stranger: 我豆瓣的
  Stranger: 谁天涯呀
  You: 哦..那是第一个
  Stranger: 一样
  Stranger: 这会儿外国人都睡啦
  You: 哈哈...咱们中国人就是多..
  Stranger: 时差问题
  Stranger: 上午还好
  You: 是吗 你在哪儿
  Stranger: 西安
  Stranger: 都是北京时间 哈哈
  You: 我大洋洲时间
  You: 晚上10点...
  Stranger: 你在澳大利亚?
  You: 恩...澳洲隔壁 新西兰
  Stranger: 不对呀
  Stranger: 新西兰现在都十点了?
  You: 是啊 差4个小时 国内快6点了
  Stranger: 哦
  Stranger: 对
  Stranger: 新西兰 中国人也特多吧
  You: 我刚看天涯个帖子提到这个网站就过来玩玩 果然碰到了同胞哈哈
  Stranger: 这会儿已经被同胞占领了
  You: 恩 新西兰是中国领土不可分割的一部分...我们经常这么说
  Stranger: 你在那上学?
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 同样的还有悉尼 温哥华...等等等等
  Stranger: 都不用学英语了
  Stranger: 恩 占领世界指日可待了
  You: 哈哈 就是 中文世界通用
作者:不送信的鸿雁 时间:2009-04-09 18:02:18
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hello
  Stranger: from?
  You: tianya
  Stranger: yiyang yiyang de
  You: yunsi...
  Stranger: haha.
  You: guanguang lai de?
  You: guanguang
  Stranger: yes
  You: hao ba
  You: jixu
  Stranger: huijian
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 18:03:57
  作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 18:01:46 
    作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:57:40 
      作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:55:33 
        作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:49:54 
          作者:彪悍的小女 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:46:08 
            作者:刘家小少爷 回复日期:2009-04-09 17:42:44 
              Connecting to server...
              You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
              Stranger: hi
              You: hi什么,说母语吧
              Stranger: age sex location?
              You: 19-year-old Vietnamese man
              You: you?
              Stranger: im 17 girl us ; )
              Stranger: i could strip for you in cam :)?
              Stranger: im pretty horny
              You: Sex?
              Stranger: i could masturbate in front of my webcam for you?
              You: Of course! I am very happy to you!
              Stranger: lol
    --------------------------------------
    17的越南少女 说要脱 还说自己超级色情的
    
    (本人脸红的跑掉)
  
  …………………………………………
  囧………………
  我对越南妞……没爱啊!
  
  我怎么遇不见天涯的MM和我认亲呢?!
作者:影子加油 时间:2009-04-09 18:04:33
  遇到
  芬兰 2
  美国 1
  加拿大 1
  英国 1
  TYER 1
  
  不知道被忽悠没...继续中...
作者:芒果牛奶猫 时间:2009-04-09 18:05:22
  神啊。。。。。
  告诉我不是有人在耍我。。。。
  
  我碰到一个俄罗斯大叔,说她中国女朋友22岁,三月跟他不辞而别去了广州看她偶像的演唱会。。。。
  现在又去了成都追偶像。。。。
  又问我中国有没有英文名类似CHRIS的男IDOL~
  又说她女朋友见了黄色的TSHIRT就要买说是去看她idol演唱会时穿。。。。
  囧的我咧。。。。
  大叔说她6月要去CD找她的女朋友……
  
  不是有人在耍我吧。。。。。。
  
  
作者:爷爷不要偶怕疼 时间:2009-04-09 18:07:31
  You: hi
  Stranger: 春哥
  You: I’am tianyaer. and U???
  Stranger: WOWER
  You: 你才春哥,你全家都是春哥!
  You: 挖,WOWER是我崇拜的偶像唉
  Stranger: 是吗
  You: 最近棒子在南京吃了41份五花肉,你有啥感想??
  Stranger: 你强悍
  You: WOWER不是一直走在灭韩的最前线吗?
  Stranger: 是啊
作者:夜聆雨滴 时间:2009-04-09 18:08:25
  You: hi
  You: chinese?
  Stranger: no sorry
  You: thats great!
  Stranger: are you fem?
  You: i’m chinese
  Stranger: ♂?♀?
  You: male
  You: = =!
  Stranger: i dont like males
作者:月下私语 时间:2009-04-09 18:09:25
  Stranger: hi stranger
  You: what
  Stranger: nothing much, just hi
  You: haha
  Stranger: what’s up?
  You: nothing
  You: youareboyorgirl
  Stranger: what do you think?
  You: gay
  Stranger: no not gay
  You: allgay----------------------------------------------------------------------他一定认为我是gay‘
作者:绝色小鸡 时间:2009-04-09 18:09:32
  碰到一个猫扑的!!!
  不过好像不是性情中人 只是呵呵哈哈
作者:夜聆雨滴 时间:2009-04-09 18:09:48
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: i’m chinese
  Stranger: chun ge chun ye men
  You: tie xue zhen hanzi!
  Stranger: yeah
  You: 对上了!
  You: 88
  Stranger: 人民好兄弟
作者:飘啊飘的路 时间:2009-04-09 18:09:50
  You: 有人吗?
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: what?
  You: 有人吗?
  Stranger: whatwhatwhat?
  You: 有人吗?有人吗?有人吗?
  Stranger: 好吧有人
  You: 。。。。
  Stranger: 春哥真男人
  You: 春哥是个很娘的男人
  You: 就知道 天涯的吧?
  Stranger: 是的丫
  You: 那我再继续去别处逛逛?
  Stranger: 好吧 古的北
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 18:10:23
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: お国は?
  Stranger: hi?
  You: I come from South Korea
  You: hi
  Stranger: sorry i can’t read korea
  Stranger: do you speak japanese
  You: はい、少し理解すること
  You: しかし、非常に言って変。ない非常にスムーズに、多くは知らない
  Stranger: 韓国はどこにある
  Stranger: コロンビアの春を知ってる
  You: 韓国、中国の国です!は数千年前に!
  You: コロンビア大学でよく知られている知っている!
  Stranger: 数年後にも、国は中国と呼ばれる
  You: あなたは日本語を教えてください。
  Stranger: 私は東京の一人です
  You: いいえ、中国の朝鮮省として知られています!
  Stranger: 韓国はどこにある
  You: 東京は非常に美しいです!銀座の女の子もとてもかわいいです!服を着ていないときに!
  Stranger: コロンビアの春を知ってる
  Stranger: あなたは男性ですか?
  You: これは明確ではありません!私はソウルの午前
  Stranger: 銀座に行ったことがあるか?
  You: ああ、何を本当に日本語か?
  
  ——————
  真正的日本鬼子?
作者:总得有个马甲吧 时间:2009-04-09 18:13:07
  碰到个CJ的小姑娘,我都不好意思了
  
  Stranger: what’s up
  You: do you want to fuck
  Stranger: sorry no
  You: come on
  Stranger: chin?
  You: ?
  Stranger: chinese?
  You: &#45320; &#47672; &#47532; &#50640; &#47924;&#49832; &#47928;&#51228; &#51080;&#45716; &#44144;&#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?
  Stranger: ???
  Stranger: sorry
  You: &#45320; &#47672;&#47532;&#50640; &#47952;&#44032; &#48512;&#51313;&#54620; &#44172; &#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?
  You: &#45348;&#44032; &#46020;&#45824;&#52404; &#45572;&#44396;&#45264;?
  Stranger: can you speak english?
  You: yes do you want to fuck
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: i just want to practice my english
  Stranger: but i’m thinking you’r cheating...
  You: &#51648;&#50725;&#50640; &#44032;&#46972;.
  You: what?
  Stranger: noting
  You: &#44036;&#45208;&#49353;&#44592;.
  Stranger: do u meet some guys from china today
  You: &#51648;&#50725;&#50640; &#44032;&#46972;.
  You: so many
  Stranger: ok thanks
  You: yuzhou shi bangzi de
  Stranger: haha
  Stranger: tianya?
  You: &#45320; &#47672;&#47532;&#50640; &#47952;&#44032; &#48512;&#51313;&#54620; &#44172; &#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?&#45320; &#47672;&#47532;&#50640; &#47952;&#44032; &#48512;&#51313;&#54620; &#44172; &#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?
  You: yes si mi da
  Stranger: wo bu dong riyu ni hao li hai
  You: おろかものちくしょう 这个才是日语啊 姑娘
  Stranger: 晕了,不好意思
  You: 呵呵 你也天涯的、
  You: ?
  Stranger: 我就是来看看,原来真的这么多人
  Stranger: 豆瓣
作者:总得有个马甲吧 时间:2009-04-09 18:14:08
  晕,怎么韩语全成了乱码了
作者:家乡水果是最甜 时间:2009-04-09 18:15:30
  俺在上面going了个usa的男人
作者:hamu太朗 来自:手机版 时间:2009-04-09 18:18:11
  马克
作者:方格黏粘 时间:2009-04-09 18:18:16
  哈哈 太好玩了 我也去看看
作者:不说啦啦 时间:2009-04-09 18:18:17
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: 哈哈哈哈
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: you're not Chinese?
  You: si
  You: ngo si bam lam lang
  Stranger: ???
  Stranger: what's that?
  You: 打錯了 應該是 ngua
  You: 哈哈
  Stranger: 你用繁体?
  You: 好無聊 我以為會遇到外國人...
  You: 那用简体好了..
  Stranger: 我目前为止只遇到一个加拿大人
  You: 刚才打的那串是闽南语拼音 - -!
  Stranger: 不过现在这个点儿能遇到的外国人的确不多
  You: 我第一次玩就碰到中国人 真无趣..
  Stranger: 你是从哪点过来的?
  You: 天涯
  Stranger: 呵呵,天涯也开始了?
  You: 是啊 哈哈
  You: 你不会是wow吧的吧
  Stranger: 刚刚遇到三个李毅吧的,两个dota吧的,三个豆瓣的
  Stranger: 我是豆瓣的
  Stranger: 这个网站在中国红了
  You: 我也在豆瓣混 不过是在天涯发现这个地方的..
  Stranger: 这个世界真小
  You: 不是一般的小 - -
  Stranger: 下吧.都是中国人,聊毛聊
  You: 嗯 下了..
作者:foreverkym 时间:2009-04-09 18:18:41
  遇到了一个新加坡的孩子
  超级喜欢中国
  而且正在学习中文,非得拉着我,让我打中文,他打英文。
  看来这孩子最喜欢遇到中国人了
  
  很多鬼佬今天都被ty和豆瓣的tx整郁闷了
作者:衡风 时间:2009-04-09 18:19:23
  Connecting to server...
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hey
  Stranger: こんばんは
  You: jap?
  You: fuck japs
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: ..
  Stranger: 试试而已……
  You: 丢
  You have disconnected.
作者:亦莳 时间:2009-04-09 18:22:38
  我刚刚遇见一个豆瓣的同志,后来遇见一个人问我从哪里来的
  我说CHINA!立马給跑了啊~~~人品不好啊
作者:鬼鬼小婆 时间:2009-04-09 18:23:20
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi~~~~
  Stranger: what is your point of view on incest?
  You: ....and u?
  Stranger: its a turn on..and u?
  You: i think it's good
  Stranger: m or f?
  You: f.,.....and you ?
  Stranger: m..
  Stranger: so tell me, who have you peeked? or seen in your family
  You: my brother.and you
  Stranger: my mom, felt her up while she was drunk..she didnt remember any of it
  You: what happended between you and u mother
  Stranger: how old are u?
  You: 25.and you ?
  Stranger: 28
  You: where from ?
  Stranger: nothing much, just felt her up her tits and her ass, and a slight touch on the pussy...that was it
  Stranger: and what happend between you and your brother?
  You: i like him .and he kiss me
  Stranger: you didnt peek?
  You: He touched me
  Stranger: mmm tell me more, its a major turn on for me that a woman is ok with incest...its extreemly rare
  You: I think I like my brother, I want to hold him. Do not want to see him and other women words
  Stranger: how old is your brother?
  You: 32
  Stranger: you want to suck him?
  You: yes...
  Stranger: mmm you want his cock in you?
  You: You? You and your mother what happened later you
  Stranger: nothing much, I am waiting to get her drunk again, and i will finger her and taste her wetness
  Stranger: perhaps you can help me :-)
  Stranger: you have a pic?
  You: you may now. Wow. My brother came. I first made. I would very much like him
  
  
  
  为了和这个人聊下去。。。我把自己变成了个喜欢哥哥的人。。。。。和他讨论乱伦。。。。。囧。。
作者:stefanieplmm 时间:2009-04-09 18:25:08
  Stranger: hi
  You: (*^__^*)...嘻嘻
  Stranger: who r u?
  Stranger: where r u from?
  You: 我是人妖!!!
  Stranger: i am from Germany
  Stranger: can u speak english?
  You: i am from TY
  Stranger: what does that mean?
  Stranger: what TY?
  You: TY is a contry
  Stranger: what's TY?
  Stranger: tell me more
  You: is a beautiful city
  Stranger: country?
  You: in china
  Stranger: where is it?
  You: city!!
  Stranger: which part of china?
  You: east
  Stranger: i have been to china!!!!
  You: wa!!
  Stranger: tell me more
  Stranger: i am going to china next week!
  You: see me?
  Stranger: if
  You: blush~~
  Stranger: perhaps
  You: oh~ no you hurt my heart
  Stranger: which city are u in?
  Stranger: why?
  Stranger: i like you
  You: jiangxi
  Stranger: it's a beautiful province!
  Stranger: i know it!
  You: yeah
  Stranger: are u male or female?
  You: 德国猪?
  You: i am a gril
  Stranger: what?
  Stranger: me, too
  Stranger: i am a girl
  You: oh you hurt my herat too
  Stranger: why?
  You: no reason
  Stranger: you heart my heart!
  Stranger: 囧~~~~~
  Stranger: 囧~~~~~
  Stranger: 你个人妖!
  Stranger: 你个天涯来的人妖!
  You: 嘿嘿
  Stranger: 嘿嘿
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 你丫的装德国猪
  You: 装的那么像
  You: 搞的我。。。
  Stranger: 呵呵 谁让你丫笨
  You: 一一
  Stranger: 天涯混的还被骗
  Stranger: 哇卡卡卡卡卡卡卡
  You: 是不是都是中国人?
  You: 嘿嘿 人家粉CJ
  Stranger: 废话 不是咋看得见汉字么
  Stranger: CJ 你个脑袋
  You: 一一
  Stranger: 哇卡卡卡卡卡
  You: 姐姐你欺负偶
  Stranger: 哇卡卡卡卡
  Stranger: 乖了
  You: 哇你个大脑袋德国猪
  Stranger: 笨 shi 了你
  You: 为什么现在那个帖子我进不去
  Stranger: 不知道哎 我没进帖子了捏
  You: O.O
  Stranger: 你截个图 把咱对话放天涯 笑死人
  Stranger: 哇卡卡卡卡卡卡
  You: 我刚从泰国回来
作者:lilysussie 时间:2009-04-09 18:26:07
  一听说是中国的就挂了
作者:绝版谦谦 时间:2009-04-09 18:27:12
  You: Oh ~ you know you Korean?
  Stranger: yes..the earth is made by Korean..
  You: South Korea is the world we can not compared with his
  You: Stick with a group of fantasy
  Stranger: yes..
  You: South Korea you do not hate it?
  Stranger: yes..
  Stranger: very hate..
作者:小起早赶晚集 时间:2009-04-09 18:27:32
  作者:lilysussie 回复日期:2009-04-09 18:26:07 
  
    一听说是中国的就挂了
  
  
  +5
  
  被挂了五次了
作者:绝版谦谦 时间:2009-04-09 18:28:23
  远在阿根挺的人都知道考肉呀是恶心的!!!!!
作者:以后就用这个 时间:2009-04-09 18:29:40
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi ... where r you from
  You: Ik ben Nederlands, kunt u?
  You: Erg blij u te ontmoeten
  Stranger: wo lai zhi zhongguo
  Stranger: english ok ?
  You: &#45320; &#47672;&#47532;&#50640; &#47952;&#44032; &#48512;&#51313;&#54620; &#44172; &#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?
  You: &#45320; &#47672; &#47532; &#50640; &#47924;&#49832; &#47928;&#51228; &#51080;&#45716; &#44144;&#50500;&#45768;&#45768;?
  Stranger: Do you know Spring Brother, the famous actor and singer in China , i hope you like him .
  
  ------------------------------
  最后这句雷死我了啊
作者:小白兔凶猛 时间:2009-04-09 18:32:17
  Connecting to server...
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: hi'
  You: hi
  Stranger: where
  You: china...
  Stranger: me too
  Stranger: bey
  You: 囧
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  --------------------------------------------------
  囧囧囧囧囧
作者:HLL的四次元宅女 时间:2009-04-09 18:32:25
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: 囧~~~
  Stranger: hi?
  Stranger: no
  You: hi ~
  Stranger: China ?
  You: ye~
  Stranger: bjtu?
  You: what?
  Stranger: 问你是哪的。。。
  You: 天涯滴~~~
  
  You: 你也是?
  Stranger: no
  You: 中文中文~~~
  Stranger: 今天国人格外多
  You: 对~~~无数观光团来了~~~
  Stranger: 我这打中文比较麻烦。。。
  You: 你在哪里?
  Stranger: japan
  You: 哦~~~留学生么?
  Stranger: no,工作
  Stranger: 抢日本妹子来的
  You: 啊哦~~~额~~~日本妹子啊~~~~汗~~
  Stranger: 这比国内开放多了,嘿嘿
  You: 。。。。。。
  Stranger: 其实你们看的很多AV是我压的
  You: 。。。。。。
  You: 我是女的
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: sorry
  Stranger: 今天碰见的国人都是男的
  Stranger: 不过这么看来我说的你也都明白?
  You: 额~~~你是做盗版碟生意的~~不就这意思么
  Stranger: 不是
  =================================================================================
  囧~~~~不知道说什么了~~~
  
作者:stefanieplmm 时间:2009-04-09 18:32:54
  You: 好哇 我再进下天涯
  Stranger: 哇哦 我刚从老挝回来
  You: 哇
  You: 你是吸毒的
  Stranger: 我已经戒了
  You: o(∩_∩)o...哈哈
  You: 已经发上去了
  You: 你去看看?
  You: 认识下我这个人妖?
  You: (*^__^*)...嘻嘻
  Stranger: 好
  You: 哇咔咔
  Stranger: 哇卡卡卡
  You: 杂么了?
  Stranger: 我去看看哈
  You: 一一
  You: 我以为你看完了
  Stranger: 我么来得及看
  You: 突然冒出来个哇卡卡卡
  You: 呀
  You: 吸毒的人果然不一样
  Stranger: 是么~来 一起吸
  Stranger: 去泰国做人妖吧
  You: 呀
  You: 我不想带坏人
  You: 特别是带坏坏人
  Stranger: 去嘛~
  You: 哎呀妈呀 勾引偶
  You: 经不住诱惑了 走吧~~
  Stranger: 去嘛去嘛~撒娇了哦~
  Stranger: 嗯哼~好嘛~一起去~
作者:南郢 时间:2009-04-09 18:33:04
  You: hI
  Stranger: H|
  You: Guys,where are you from
  Stranger: dude im from finland
  You: i am from Shanghai
  You: your name?
  Stranger: seppo moro
  Stranger: and your?
  You: Finland is famous for its rock &roll
  You: Jack Cheung
  Stranger: nice to meet you
  You: me too
  You: You must be nordic-looking
  Stranger: hmm maybe
  You: You are a student?
  Stranger: no im working in construction business
  You: I'm a salesman
  Stranger: thats nice
  You: international sales
  Stranger: okay
  Stranger: do you like it?
  You: yeah ,I like
  You: Finland is a beautful contry
  Stranger: oh, have u been here?
  You: No,it is far away, but i plan to
  Stranger: oh nice
  You: what kind of job you are doing
  Stranger: like i said im into construction business, im shareholder in company
  You: oh,it sounds good
  Stranger: well i get paid hah
  Stranger: money is the reason why im doing it
  You: your bussness is hamperd by the fiancial crisis
  You: ?
  Stranger: not really yet, but we'll see in next year what will happen
  Stranger: so far its good
  You: I'm so frustrated due to the financial crise
  Stranger: im sorry to hear that, it seem to be bad everywhere
  You: the US and Euopians have no money to buy goods from China
  You: so many people lost job in china
  
作者:绝版谦谦 时间:2009-04-09 18:33:18
  春哥的外国FAN
作者:苏格兰锅盖面 时间:2009-04-09 18:33:42
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: Hi, I'm Pete Wentz.
  You: hello
  You: where are you come from
  Stranger: Hello.
  Stranger: I am from Chicago. But I'm currently travelling. BND2 tour.
  You: what is BND
  Stranger: believer's never die.
  You: oh
  You: i think i am not a believer
  Stranger: You're going to die.
  You: you will too
  Stranger: No, I am a believer.
  You: jerk
  
  
  =========================
  气死我了
作者:k3k5 时间:2009-04-09 18:33:47
  和一个瑞典留学的20岁小正太在聊天。。。。
作者:给大娘笑一个 时间:2009-04-09 18:34:47
  为毛我说是中国的就跑了?
作者:smafish 时间:2009-04-09 18:35:30
  我的~~
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: it's pizzatime!
  You: what?
  You: where are you from?
  Stranger: I'm from holland
  Stranger: searching for some pizza
  You: nice to meet you
  You: searching for some pizza?are you hungry now?
  Stranger: so where are you conversating from?
  Stranger: yeah.. it's lunchtime you know
  You: I am from china
  Stranger: so it's not lunchtime over there
  Stranger: guess it's evening in china
  You: yes ,i'll have dinner
  Stranger: is it true, that poeple in Asia are "Ronery"?
  You: Ronery?what's the mean?
  Stranger: it's from a song
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  不明白Ronery是什么意思?知道的同学说下
作者:独舞翩然 时间:2009-04-09 18:35:34
  作者:清水丸子23 回复日期:2009-04-09 11:12:44 
    Stranger: hi!
    You: HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HIIIIIIIIII!
    
    You: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    Stranger: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI
    You: HELLO
    Stranger: HEEEYYYY
    You: HA HA HA HA HA
    Stranger: :D
    You: HI baby
    Stranger: Hi
    You: wo gei ni chang shou ge ba
    You: 生产队里养了一群小鸭子
    Stranger: i dont know chinese sorry.
  
  ===================================================
  
  
  哈哈哈哈哈。。。。。好搞笑啊~~~~~~~~~~
  
  you应该说你怎么知道这是chinese
作者:怀朔最爱紫英 时间:2009-04-09 18:37:16
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi hi
  You: hi hi hi
  Stranger: hi hi hi hi
  You: hi hi hi hi hi
  Stranger: hi hi hi hi hi hi
  You: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
  Stranger: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
  You: 汗,别复制了。。。
  Stranger: 我没复制啊
  Stranger: 自己打的
  You: 你牛。。。
  Stranger: 确实
  You: 海内存知已?
  Stranger: 这个网站目前被中国占领了
  Stranger: 又是天涯ER
  You: 呵呵,天涯和豆瓣,人最多
  You: 你不是天涯?
  Stranger: 是啊
  You: 那你哪里来的?
  Stranger: 天涯么
  You: 我以为你说不是,呵呵
  Stranger: - -!
  
  You: O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
  Stranger: 真销魂
  You: 话说我前几天才学会打这个表情
  You: 太酷了。。。
  Stranger: %%%¥%&¥&#
  
  Stranger: 雷
  Stranger: 俺去逗弄老外了
  You: 呵呵,要我教你打吗。。用搜狗拼音,呵呵
  Stranger: 断
  You: 好
  Stranger: 雷
  Stranger: 这很多人都会吧
  You: 专用雷人的
  You: 是
  Stranger: 果然很雷
  Stranger: 我焦黑了
  Stranger: 去找老外雷
作者:攻是攻菊花松 时间:2009-04-09 18:37:18
  作者:飘啊飘的路 回复日期:2009-04-09 18:09:50 
    You: 有人吗?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: what?
    You: 有人吗?
    Stranger: whatwhatwhat?
    You: 有人吗?有人吗?有人吗?
    Stranger: 好吧有人
    You: 。。。。
    Stranger: 春哥真男人
    You: 春哥是个很娘的男人
    You: 就知道 天涯的吧?
    Stranger: 是的丫
    You: 那我再继续去别处逛逛?
    Stranger: 好吧 古的北
  ============================================
  
  
  是我啊是我啊是我
  
  真不容易啊
  
  哈哈哈哈哈
  
  哈哈哈哈
作者:_小饼子 时间:2009-04-09 18:37:21
  跟一个华盛顿的聊了两个多小时,,,那个孩子终于肯去睡觉了。。。
  这个孩子真CJ啊~~不像其它的小孩~
  19岁就整天想着世界大事~
  要想着change the world~让别人有charity~
  他讨厌布什,发动战争,说因为布什和他的同伴才搞出了经济危机~大家都失业。。。看来美国失业很严重,。。情况果然很不好呀
  他还说喜欢奥巴马,克林顿。。blabla...
  挺有逻辑思维的,让他去当警察,他说干不了,当律师,他说律师满嘴谎话,他不喜欢说谎。。。blabla....
  然后抨击美国社会。。。。说他想要的世界。。说的真的越来越像我党的目标了。。要世界大同的意思。。。。汗。。不会是恐怖分子吧。。。。我都差点要说实行社会主义了。。。
  挺有思想的小孩吧。。。问他怎么不去上大学。。他说学费贵付不起。。。他用的旧电脑是他爸的,用了六年了。。连相机都没有。。不知道真的假的。。说他现在在找工作。。。看来美国人民的日子不容易啊。。。。
  他还挺鲁迅的。。。他觉得他周围的小孩多不关心周围的世界。。也不作出改变。。。他好像满难过的。。。诶~
楼主我完全受不鸟啦 时间:2009-04-09 18:37:51
  作者:芒果牛奶猫 回复日期:2009-04-09 18:05:22 
    神啊。。。。。
    告诉我不是有人在耍我。。。。
    
    我碰到一个俄罗斯大叔,说她中国女朋友22岁,三月跟他不辞而别去了广州看她偶像的演唱会。。。。
    现在又去了成都追偶像。。。。
    又问我中国有没有英文名类似CHRIS的男IDOL~
    又说她女朋友见了黄色的TSHIRT就要买说是去看她idol演唱会时穿。。。。
    囧的我咧。。。。
    大叔说她6月要去CD找她的女朋友……
    
    不是有人在耍我吧。。。。。。
  
  =======================
  
  春哥?
作者:49kg 时间:2009-04-09 18:38:29
  调戏了N多外国人以后终于遇到了天涯的姐们儿啊~~~
  
  太开心了我
  
  ==================================
  Stranger: 天王盖地虎
  You: o(╯□╰)o
  Stranger: 囧
  Stranger: o(╯□╰)o
  You: 苍天饶过谁
  Stranger: 不信抬头看
  You: 兄弟啊
  Stranger: 春哥是纯爷们
  Stranger: 是啊
  You: 小四是韩少的
  Stranger: 菊花教啊
  You: 我终于遇到了
  You: 刚全是外国人
  Stranger: 我激动的飙泪
  Stranger: 不会吧
  Stranger: 我遇见的都是中国人
  You: 我激动得手抖
  Stranger: 我激动的
  Stranger: 。。。。
  Stranger: 只能打点点
  You: 我刚遇见芬兰的德国的美国的
  You: 还气死一美国人
  Stranger: 噗
  Stranger: 咋气的
  You: 我问他你说韩语么
  You: 他说不会
  Stranger: 然后呢
  Stranger: 激动啊
  You: 我说全世界都得学韩文啊
  Stranger: 天涯的同志
  Stranger: 你的账号是好多
  You: 他说fucking korean
  You: 我笑死了
  Stranger: ^_^
  You: 我说韩语是世界上最美丽的语言啊
  Stranger: 打倒一切棒子
  Stranger: oye
  Stranger: O(∩_∩)O哈哈~
  You: 那人竟然一本正经跟我说不是啊 我喜欢俄文
  You: 我笑死了
  Stranger: 哈哈哈
  Stranger: 好同志啊好同志
  You: 天涯那帖子翻了好多页啊
  Stranger: 是啊是啊。。。
  You: 我刚还碰到一个豆瓣的
  Stranger: 不容易啊。。。
  You: 真不容易
  =================================
  
  这位姑娘 我呼唤你啊~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:过期矿泉水 时间:2009-04-09 18:38:42
  搞到网上的鬼佬一听到中国的就跑
  所以我只说我在英国读书...没有说是哪国人
  GOD FORGIVE ME
作者:绝版谦谦 时间:2009-04-09 18:38:59
  Stranger: hi
  You: hihihihi
  Stranger: hihihihihihih
  You: i come from TY
  You: YOU?
  Stranger: WHATS TU
  Stranger: TY
  Stranger: fuck you
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
   or send us feedback
作者:尺度过大有伤风化 时间:2009-04-09 18:40:14
  都是中国人啊
作者:20090205晴 时间:2009-04-09 18:40:21
  LS这美国小孩儿还挺不错的。
作者:80后怪叔叔 时间:2009-04-09 18:40:23
  怪叔叔我心里终于平衡了。
  嘿嘿~~~~
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 18:41:09
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: nice meeting you
  Stranger: nice meeting you too where are you from?
  
  You: TY
  You: and you
  Stranger: China
  You: 共产党万岁
  Stranger: haha
  Stranger: TY是哪里啊 ?
  
  You: 你不知道么?
  You: a wonderful country
  You: you say anything you want in there
  Stranger: 还是不知道啊
  You: 你是中国哪里的?
  Stranger: 成都
  You: 春哥的家乡
  Stranger: 恩
  You: 你确定你没听过tianya
  Stranger: 晕
  Stranger: TY
  You: are you clear?
  Stranger: 是不是天涯啊 是个论坛吧
  Stranger: ??
  
  You: 天涯观光团
  Stranger: 晕 啊
  Stranger: 懂了
  You: 你是?
  You: 无组织者?
  Stranger: 我们dota吧 也有dota吧观光团
作者:stefanieplmm 时间:2009-04-09 18:41:47
  Connecting to server...
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi~~
  Stranger: 你好
  You: oh?what?
  You: ああ、何を本当に日本語か?
  Stranger: kao
  Stranger: 这鸟语
  You: o(∩_∩)o...哈哈
  You: 韓国はどこにある
  You: 中国哒
  
  
作者:南郢 时间:2009-04-09 18:41:49
  Stranger: yeah thats bad
  You: you are on duty now?
  Stranger: no, now im just relaxing
  Stranger: you?
  You: no.what is the time in your place?
  Stranger: 13:06
  Stranger: there?
  You: 18:07
  You: what do you think about dalai lama?
  Stranger: seem to be chilly old fella, but im not into that so i dont know
  You: so you are not in politics?
  You: What is your hobby?
  Stranger: music, snowboard, computers, friends ...
  You: haha,scandinavians must like skating
  Stranger: what about you?
  You: haha,scandinavians must like skating
  Stranger: hmm its fun
  You: I like politics music laterature
  You: esp britpop
  You: Now i am listening Radiohead
  You: You know this band?
  Stranger: well our politics sucks and i want to take'm all off charge to country traitorness
  Stranger: yes i know
  Stranger: its cool band
  You: yeah,i also hate chinese goverment
  You: they are so corrupted
  Stranger: ah i see
  You: You have photo? could you give me one?
  Stranger: no i dont have
  Stranger: why u want that?
  Stranger: im dude
  You: haha for fun
  Stranger: ah hah
  Stranger: so you think we finnish ppl look funny eh? :p
  You: maybe
  Stranger: yeah its true
  Stranger: hmm i gotta go now, nice talking with you
  Stranger: bye
  You: Bye
  
作者:南郢 时间:2009-04-09 18:43:40
  哈哈 中国人太多了
  
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  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hi'\
  Stranger: how are you
  Stranger: hi
  You: how are you
  You: I'm in shanghai'
  You: and you\
  Stranger: i'm fine thank you and you ?
  You: where are you from
  Stranger: i m in fujian
  Stranger: can you speak chinese?
  You: 怎么不可以
  You: 怎么这么多中国人啊 晕
  Stranger: 我怎么知道啊
作者:yaodi123 时间:2009-04-09 18:43:55
  可以说我们是最无聊最正直的用这个地方代替QQ来聊天的孩子们么.........
  
  
  Stranger: 你好
  You: it's time for supper
  You: 您好= =||||
  You: 哪里的?
  Stranger: 江苏
  You: 天津=v=
  Stranger: you?
  Stranger: 学生?
  You: 点头...
  You: 你呢?
  You: 经常来这里还是最近看到各处贴子来的?
  Stranger: 也是,看天涯过来的
  You: 握手~笑
  You: 有没有遇到真的老外?
  You: 大学生?
  Stranger: 没啊,今天刚散,严重怀疑是不是都是国人
  Stranger: 等下
  You: 应该吧,老外应该都在sleeping
  Stranger: 恩,时差问题
  You: 所以可以一上来就用中文打招呼了囧
  Stranger: 还有就是中国网民多啊
  You: 老外估计怕怕了,妈妈呀到处都是中国人
  Stranger: 对啊,刚碰到几个一看英文水平就判断出不是老外
  You: 遣词习惯不同...不过刚才第一个把我忽悠到了...
  You: 最后人家来一句中文...泪奔
  Stranger: 是不是有不认识的新词?
  Stranger: 你是大学生吧?
  You: 点头...再点头...高考之后半年没有碰英语...都荒废的有危机感了
  Stranger: 大一哦
  Stranger: 那性别哩?
  You: 恩,用baidu试着翻译,然后what‘s up居然翻成什么向上的移动吗?.....
  You: 女生= =.....你是...男的?
  Stranger: 你应该用google嘛
  Stranger: 同胞
  You: =o=
  You: 所以现在用google..不过韩度真有乐感...
  Stranger: 我大二啊,叫声姐姐咧
  Stranger: 对啊,基本不用韩度了
  You: ....学姐?....根本不能用年级来判定大小啊
  Stranger: 我又不是神童,没跳级,当然比你大
  You: = =....好吧...反正当年辩论赛时候有个学长比我小3岁,然后我恭敬的鞠躬问好,对方说夭寿...= =
  You: 所以...
  You: 吃了么?
  Stranger: 正吃呢,啃杂粮饼
  You: ....不知道去吃什么好,基本上到楼下食堂逛一圈就不想吃了....那伙食...
  You: 学姐学啥的?
  Stranger: 不会减肥不吃吧,现在女生动不动就减肥的啊
  Stranger: 电气,进来就后悔了
  You: ....我觉得我最近需要补充营养= =|||期中考准备中,朝八晚九,然后跳操到10:30。累死。周日运动会还要出健美操方队(那是杂技吧杂技吧)泪奔
  Stranger: 本来想顺便看帅哥的,结果一群挫男~
  You: 工科很累啊
  Stranger: 你呢,妹子?
  You: = =||||这个从文字看不到帅哥
  You: 通信工程...
  Stranger: 哦,挺有前途嘀
  Stranger: 突然发现咱俩聊得好正派啊,囧
  
作者:HLL的四次元宅女 时间:2009-04-09 18:45:26
  Connecting to server...
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hi ...i am chinese .do you mind?
  You: no
  Stranger: asl?
  You: what?
  Stranger: w are u from?
  You: i am korean
  Stranger: really ???
  Stranger: are you kidding?
  You: no
  Stranger: south korea?
  You: yes
  Stranger: or north?
  You: s
  Stranger: do you like meat?
  You: of course
  Stranger: 不是吧..我怎么觉得你是咱中国人啊
  You: 额~~~嘿嘿~~~被看出来了~~~伦家棒子是很喜欢吃肉肉啊~~~~
  Stranger: 哈哈
  You: 偶米有说错啊~
  Stranger: 摸摸
  You: 嘿嘿~~天涯的》
  You: ?
  Stranger: 俺也是天涯滴
  Stranger: 正准备发贴...俺碰到一棒子.不知是真是假
  You: 哈哈~~~~~抱抱~~~我把记录发上去~~~帖子里见啊~~~哈哈~~~
作者:可怜的蝎子 时间:2009-04-09 18:46:50
  You: halo
  Stranger: hi ,what`S the time
  You: ajoid sdjlkops skped ~
  Stranger: i think18:39,right?
  You: yun`~
  Stranger: yun.too
  You: 哈哈 天涯的筒子?
  Stranger: 握手,
  Stranger: 这里成了天涯联谊会了
作者:彪悍的小女 时间:2009-04-09 18:47:09
  Stranger: are u chinese
  You: 同是天涯沦落人
  Stranger: omfg sick of u chinese
  Stranger: FUCK OFF
  
作者:小猪辣妹趴趴睡 时间:2009-04-09 18:47:59
  找狗的都上来了……
  You: hey
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: have you seen my dog?
  Stranger: this is an emergency
  Stranger: and this was the first place i could think of to look
  You: o sorry
  Stranger: damn
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作者:以后就用这个 时间:2009-04-09 18:49:03
  我靠着伟大的google让一个德国佬相信我是俄国的。。
  
  Stranger: who's there
  You: hey Привет
  Stranger: hey
  You: Я люблю Китай
  You: ?
  Stranger: guten tag
  Stranger: du bist russian?
  You: Ай да
  You: Откуда Вы?
  Stranger: Ай да
  You: Что это значит?
  Stranger: Ай да
  Stranger: sprechen sie english?
  You: a little :p
  You: Что это значит?
  Stranger: are you russian?
  You: sure
  Stranger: oh, cool, moscow?
  You: no Kiev
  Stranger: rukrane?
  You: nearby
  Stranger: oh, i thought Kiev is Ucrane's kapital..
  You: it is i live near kiew but in russia
  Stranger: haha , i c
  Stranger: how to say Hello in russian?
  You: Привет
  Stranger: how to pronounce? npnbet?
  You: almost :p
  Stranger: haha, cool
  You: u from?
  Stranger: germany
作者:656184219 时间:2009-04-09 18:50:12
  onnecting to server...
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: To find a topic
  Stranger: pls Tell me ur nation
  Stranger: thank u
  You: China
  Stranger: pls
  Stranger: ohQ
  Stranger: how funny
  You: ?
  You: why?
  Stranger: youarethe 1st cner i seen today which didnt say where r u from
  You: hahaha!~!
  Stranger: hooop
  Stranger: cner are strange
  Stranger: i com from Finland
  Stranger: r u live in Bj?
  You: It was a beautiful country
  Stranger: cn 2
  Stranger: esp Bj
  You: NO,I live in Hubei
  Stranger: Hubei ? which 1 is bigger、
  You: yes
  Stranger: ..
  You: A lot of your initials I can not read, ah, interesting customs in your country ah?
  Stranger: i have a Q where is Malegebi? i heard its a famous town.do you know it
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: we say that in en BBS
  You: 小样,你真强!~!
  Stranger: do you know
  Stranger: ?
  Stranger: many cner told me this town
  Stranger: they say this is a famous town
  Stranger: However i cont Google it for some useful infor
  You: Arakawa马勒戈vast and beautiful walls. Live in a group of tenacious草泥Ma. (Because草泥Ma is the main species,马勒戈wall so wall known as Margot草泥)草泥horses are hard to overcome the desert environment, and tenacious of life down. Gobi on the lack of water lack of food,草泥horse can only eat a grass - grass bed. However, lying on grass in general ...
  
作者:我只要一个长的ID 时间:2009-04-09 18:50:44
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: こんにちは
  Stranger: I can't understand
  Stranger: U R Japanese?
  You: はい
  Stranger: UMG
  Stranger: Can U speak English?
  You: あなたはどこの出身ですか
  You: いいえ
  Stranger: I can't understand anymore!!
  You: You,Where?
  You: I can speak a little English.
  Stranger: China
  You: 唉。。本来想用日语涮老美的。。咋都是同胞。。
  Stranger: 日哦。
  Stranger: 走涮别人去
  You: 好
  You: Bye
  Stranger: 拜拜
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