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作者:656184219 时间:2009-04-09 15:13:21
  Stranger: hello
  You: hi
  Stranger: how are you
  You: Chinese?
  Stranger: nope
  You: Where you from?
  Stranger: united states
  Stranger: you?
  You: China
  You: can you speak chinese?
  Stranger: i would have thought the firewall would have blocked you
  Stranger: no unfortunately
  ================================
  被英国佬说我思想闭锁!~!~Orz
作者:为君绾青丝 时间:2009-04-09 15:13:53
  You: HI
  Stranger: hi.
  Stranger: where r u come from?
  You: where r u from
  You: i am korean, Mars is ours
  Stranger: = =japanese.
  You: really?
  Stranger: 囧.no...
  You: do u know that,,,the sun ,the moon,the sky is ours!
  You: 。。。囧
  You: 你哪儿的。。。
  Stranger: 别磨叽了,讲中文吧
  Stranger: = =囧!!!广州的。
  You: 我来自天涯。。
  Stranger: 我来自豆瓣。
  You: 哇塞
  You: 又是豆瓣滴。。
  You: 碰着好几个豆瓣滴啦~
  You: 哇咔咔~~!!
  You: 我黑。。你黑。。。大家加油加油
  Stranger: 哈哈。我们豆瓣的正在玩这个呢。我第一次撞到说中文的。
  You: 我碰到3个中国滴了~2个是豆瓣。哈哈~
  Stranger: 哈哈~~好哇~~
  Stranger: 我才刚玩没多久。
  
作者:_S_S_ 时间:2009-04-09 15:14:00
  刚看了某筒子的回话 也模仿着去回:
  
  Stranger: That’’s quick
  You: 是天涯的就闭嘴
  Stranger: OMG
  Stranger: lol
  Stranger: That’’s pretty awesome
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  --------------------------------------------------
  笑死我了 豆瓣 天涯的都狂多………………
作者:为君绾青丝 时间:2009-04-09 15:16:40
  踩着我的尸体的沙发。。
作者:_S_S_ 时间:2009-04-09 15:16:59
  作者:鸟人N号 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:13:07 
    碰到一个 les....
  ----------------------------------------------------
  
  你哭吧~~~~~~~~~你遇到的是我。哈哈哈……
作者:郭缃 时间:2009-04-09 15:17:19
  应该想个天涯的集体口号
  
  进去直接对暗号
  
  那才好玩儿呢,哈哈哈
作者:鸟人N号 时间:2009-04-09 15:17:51
  等下发上一段我和一个les的对话........
  
作者:鸟人N号 时间:2009-04-09 15:18:54
  作者:_S_S_ 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:16:59 
    作者:鸟人N号 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:13:07 
      碰到一个 les....
    ----------------------------------------------------
    
    你哭吧~~~~~~~~~你遇到的是我。哈哈哈……
  
  ==============
  真的?
  你想把我变成les?
  不是你吧
  我还在和她逗着玩儿呢
作者:芒果番茄与蘑菇 时间:2009-04-09 15:19:05
  You: こんにちは
  
  Stranger: BYE BYE
  -----
  好干脆
作者:xshop004 时间:2009-04-09 15:20:41
  广告杀 请勿复制广告内容以免误杀-如花-- xshop004-- 操作时间:2009-4-9 22:40:01 -- 17946265
作者:衡风 时间:2009-04-09 15:21:06
  好无聊
作者:鸟人N号 时间:2009-04-09 15:21:32
  哪个在和我扮les的 出来吧
  我受不了了....
  我投降;额
作者:mellissa1984 时间:2009-04-09 15:21:47
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: hello
  You: can you speak chinese?
  Stranger: Yao Ming
  Stranger: that’s all I got
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  -------------------------------
  我的
作者:登陆中请耐心等候 时间:2009-04-09 15:22:11
  作者:啦Mary啦 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:00:12 
    Connecting to server...
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi
    Stranger: from
    You: China
    Stranger: sweet
    Stranger: fuck china
    Stranger: i shit on communism
    Stranger: australia
    Stranger: i shit there
    Stranger: and then wipe my ass with the chinese flag
    Stranger: wait that part was jks
    什么意思我不想说了
  =====================
  他怎么喜欢屎怎么不拉出来自己吃呢.
  估计他正在做
  
作者:左拥于晏右抱孝全 时间:2009-04-09 15:22:31
  碰到一瑞士的
  
  聊阿尔卑斯聊的正欢
作者:鸟人N号 时间:2009-04-09 15:22:54
  哪个在和我扮les的 出来吧
    我受不了了....
    我投降了
作者:无聊小PP 时间:2009-04-09 15:23:11
  我扮演过ET 60岁的美国帅哥 13岁的les
  谁来认亲
作者:gyqdf 时间:2009-04-09 15:23:20
  Stranger: hi there
  You: hi
  You: where are you
  Stranger: china
  You: 天涯观光
  You: 88
  Stranger:豆瓣围观
  Stranger:88
  
  
  哈哈哈哈哈哈
  快乐死我了
  调戏了两个 还全是中国人
  囧囧有神
  
  
  
  
  
  
作者:tanyu111 时间:2009-04-09 15:24:10
  You: hi
  You: wo shi tianya guan guang tuan
  Stranger: ni hao a
  You: ni hao
  Stranger: 这里被天涯给霸占了吧。。。
  
作者:kongsuo1234 时间:2009-04-09 15:25:41
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  You: hihihi
  Stranger: my name’s Ben, what’s yours?
  You: 哪点的?
  Stranger: haha, i guess you’re asian cause my computer can’t display whatever you just wrote
  You: i’m Fiona.
  Stranger: oh, that’s beautiful name
  You: thanx
  Stranger: where you from Fiona?
  You: no.that’s my name.
  You: china
  You: an
  You: and u
  Stranger: the US
  Stranger: how old are you?
  You: 28
  You: u?
  Stranger: 26
  You: have u been in china?
  Stranger: nope
  You: oh,what a pity.
  Stranger: haha
  Stranger: have you been to the US?
  You: 我经常去
  Stranger: i can’t read that
  You: 我觉得我信你不嘛?
  Stranger: i can’t read that either :(
  You: oh,sorry
  Stranger: no problem
  You: any questions?
  You: ur MSN is???
  Stranger: are you married?
  You: no.
  Stranger: do you work?
  You: ur MSN is???
  
  鉴定鉴定!!
作者:mellissa1984 时间:2009-04-09 15:27:05
  我怎么都没遇到中国同胞
作者:间歇性精神病患者 时间:2009-04-09 15:28:29
  我遇到了豆瓣的童鞋~~~
  还遇到了“天王盖地虎”的童鞋~~~
作者:鸟人N号 时间:2009-04-09 15:29:05
  谁在装les
作者:akira1111 时间:2009-04-09 15:29:07
  有多少扮演les的啊..我扮演过
作者:恶毒阿干 时间:2009-04-09 15:29:15
  同,没碰到一个国人,就碰到一巴西一美国
作者:流星蝴蝶结巴 时间:2009-04-09 15:30:05
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: zhong guo de ?
  Stranger: no
  You: 你。。。我无奈了
  Stranger: foad
作者:满仓中石油啊 时间:2009-04-09 15:31:12
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: chinese?
  You: 是的
  Stranger: wt do u mean 是的
  You: yes~~
  You: are you chinese??
  Stranger: nop
  Stranger: all chinese here
  You: really?
  Stranger: wt heppened
  You: where are you ?
  Stranger: canada
  Stranger: u guys really mess it up
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
作者:下水道小熊猫 时间:2009-04-09 15:31:16
  m
  
  遇见一17岁的犹他州孩子
作者:庄晨晖 时间:2009-04-09 15:33:15
  遇到一个美国男生,要换照片。
  他给我没给,他就关了╮(╯▽╰)╭
作者:左拥帅哥右抱美女 时间:2009-04-09 15:33:24
  Stranger: s
  You: M?
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  Stranger: aaaaaaaaa
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  Stranger: aaaaaaa
  Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  You: KAO
  Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: a
  Stranger: a
  You: I 服了 U
  Stranger: apple... sorry i have a stutter
  You: TY?
  Stranger: i
  Stranger: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  Stranger: iiiiii
  Stranger: i
  Stranger: i
  Stranger: i
  Stranger: i
  Stranger: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
  Stranger: i was trying to type apple
作者:芒果番茄与蘑菇 时间:2009-04-09 15:33:56
  现在怎么打不开了那个网站?被天涯刷爆了?
作者:喵仆 时间:2009-04-09 15:34:58
  Stranger: wanna see a pic of my dick?
  You: so small...
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  
  
  ====================
  
  被我郁闷走了,哈哈
  
  不过很多人听说是中国的就挂,无聊啊~怎么遇不到天涯的人捏
作者:88巴巴 时间:2009-04-09 15:35:23
  我这怎么连接不上呢?可能我电脑有问题,呵呵
作者:猫骨侠 时间:2009-04-09 15:36:21
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi’
  You: HI
  Stranger: HELlo
  You: 天涯?
  Stranger: hi good day hello hi
  Stranger: no tsingtautei
  Stranger: finland :-DD
  You: china
  Stranger: omg cool :-D
  Stranger: yaay
  Stranger: wtf
  Stranger: wut
  Stranger: house is on fire
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
作者:莫斯布鲁格尔 时间:2009-04-09 15:36:56
  马克
作者:目空九切 时间:2009-04-09 15:37:08
  妈呀!自己人真多啊
作者:天使禁猎1986 时间:2009-04-09 15:37:26
  You: hi
  Stranger: really !!!
  You: what?
  Stranger: are you human?
  You: nonono.i am from mars
  Stranger: Is the world real?
  You: we are all in dream
  Stranger: yes ,in martinx
  Stranger: it is a scret
  You: don’t tell annyoneelse
  Stranger: but i tell you
  You: you tell yourself
  Stranger: are you french?
  You: no.are you?
  Stranger: japan
  You: 囧
  Stranger: what?
  You: do you know this character?
  Stranger: what"sthat?
  Stranger: looks like a face
  You: Hieroglyphs
  Stranger: a XXX face
  Stranger: Yesterday,I have a dream,we are all in dream.
  You: it seems like ourface when we meet something Distress
  You: then what is in your dream?
  You: the end of the world?
  Stranger: for instance ,we are in a big dream by computer
  Stranger: new tokyo will be bult.
  You: hahh
  Stranger: the second new tokyo will be built
  Stranger: ...it will come ture
  You: fuck your tokyo! I am from great China!
  Stranger: ...bad chinese
  Stranger: so rude..
  Stranger: ?
  You: bad chinese
  You: worse japanese
  Stranger: japan is the best
  You: Keep on dreaming!
  You: never become true
  Stranger: why are you lost temper?
  Stranger: keep cold?ok?
  You: I am cool! you ~~ not cool! you are crazy
  Stranger: maybe... i like chinese ...you lookes cute
  You: i can teach you chinese ~~
  You: like:莫装逼,装逼遭雷劈
  Stranger: ununderstood
  You: in englise ,it means People who are zhuangbility want to show their niubility but only reflect their shability.
作者:o0丫丫0o 时间:2009-04-09 15:37:38
作者:花生控 时间:2009-04-09 15:37:57
  聊开了...
  
  虽然我还是不知道到底是不是鬼佬...
作者:SJLLGD 时间:2009-04-09 15:38:03
  You: hi
  Stranger: China?
  You: yes
  You: from tianya
  Stranger: u again
  Stranger: -.-
  
  
  -----------------------------
  
  我相信我和这位有缘分阿有缘分
作者:roychiu 时间:2009-04-09 15:38:07
  哈哈~!~
  
  我就在百度搜各种语言的文章~
  
  然后他们就崩溃了~~
  
  发了汉语、日语、韩语、法语、西班牙语、俄语的文章
  
  
  估计他们都傻眼了
  
作者:淡薄的青草味 时间:2009-04-09 15:38:10
  作者:间歇性精神病患者 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:28:29 
    我遇到了豆瓣的童鞋~~~
    还遇到了“天王盖地虎”的童鞋~~~
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
  貌似是俺
  HOHO
作者:天使禁猎1986 时间:2009-04-09 15:38:34
  我遇到了小日本?
作者:左拥帅哥右抱美女 时间:2009-04-09 15:38:36
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Bored? Of course you are, you’re on omegle. Try http://rrowland.mybrute.com/ - A fun new game.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  打广告的?
  逃得很快列
作者:甜蜜蜜的人呀 时间:2009-04-09 15:38:45
  都自己人~~~~~~~~
  完了,被我们天涯覆盖了
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 15:39:09
  You: Hi
  Stranger: hey,guy
  You: How are you~
  You: where are you from?
  Stranger: pretty good...
  Stranger: do you know han mei mei?
  You: .....
  Stranger: no?
  You: to be honest, I’m Li Lei
  Stranger: so... i’m han mei mei
  Stranger: nice to meet you
  Stranger: log on this site by douban?
  You: I’m so surprised that we meet again~
  Stranger: yea...after over ten years
  You: No,actully I did from TIAN YA
  You: uh...That’s a long time
  You: Did you married
  Stranger: wow~u ride Cao ni ma?
  Stranger: no...i’m single
  You: ....I prefer JU HUA CHA
  Stranger: where r u
  You: OMG.,you are single,that’s .....a little strange
  Stranger: why so strange,stranger?
  You: I just thought may be you kind of married with some handsome guy like JOHN
  Stranger: no...jim green,we have divorced
  You: do you remember JOHN,that hot guy with blond hair which wanted me stay away from you ten years ago
  Stranger: now...i’m single
  You: ....OMG ,JIM GREEM
  Stranger: yea...lilei,your hair style ...
  Stranger: now i’m in hebei
  Stranger: where r u
  You: you have diorced,that’s weird...cause I think you guys are really falling love with each other
  You: i’m from Hunan
  Stranger: no...to be honest,jim have a tiny penis
  You: .....jesus
  You: are U kidding me
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 15:40:03
  Stranger: : (
  You: so ,i can see you are gay or sth
  You: don’t worry,I’m the person who alway seems friendly to gay people
  Stranger: no...actually he has fallen in love with a cao ni ma,weird
  You: that’s....really weird
  Stranger: :(
  You: so cao ni ma must be a handsome guy with a big penis,alright?>
  Stranger: no... he just has a pretty cool and tight juhua
  You: cause you just said that you got a tiny penis
  You: ....omg
  You: jim green is a gay,...uh,weird
  Stranger: now i remember john...he has been a murderer,and ,he has dead
  You: what??are you kidding me
  Stranger: yea...in the saw
  You: who did he merder to
  You: omg
  You: in the saw??i can’t understand what are you mean
  You: you mean that scary movie?
  You: so he is the main character in that movie
  You: is that what are you mean?
  You: omg ,dude you just spend a lot of time to type something to me....
  You: come on ,take your time.i am not mad as you think,i just feel kid of insane
  You: are you there?are you still online?
  You: you suck
  You: fuck you
  You: go to eat your tiny penis
  You: and enjoy your sweet small JU HUA CHA
作者:vakuza 时间:2009-04-09 15:40:34
  我也遇到了豆瓣的同学,还有WOW吧的小弟弟
作者:花生控 时间:2009-04-09 15:40:52
  正在讨论佛教..
  
  如果是天涯某人在调戏我,麻烦吭声...
作者:a_nearby 时间:2009-04-09 15:42:39
  Stranger: HI
  You: Hi
  Stranger: asl?
  You: ASL su xiami a
  Stranger: ...
  Stranger: ni cai
  You: bu zhi dao a
  You: hoho
  Stranger: wo ye bu zhi dao
  You: tian ya guan guang tuan ?
  Stranger: bu mop de
  Stranger: 全是中国人了
  You: 握爪
  Stranger: ASL 是 年龄 性别 地区 的意思
  You: 我发到天涯那个帖子去
  You: 哈哈哈,
  Stranger: 哈~继续忽悠老外去了。
  Stranger: - -
  You: OK ,拜拜
  Stranger: 这事 就那么有意思吗。。
  You: 蛮好笑的被
  Stranger: 对哦 -
  ----------------------
  抽死我了
作者:周点点 时间:2009-04-09 15:42:42
  You: 天涯观光团
  Stranger: 豆瓣观光团
  Stranger: 握爪
  You: 握爪
作者:嘿hello 时间:2009-04-09 15:43:16
  Stranger: ??
  You: hi
  You: asl?
  Stranger: from?
  Stranger: form?
  You: you?
  Stranger: china
  You: i’m Papua New Guinea
  You: boy and Girl?
  Stranger: Girl
  Stranger: you?
  You: boy
  You: Nice to meet you
  Stranger: Nice to meet you too
  You: China is far
  Stranger: yes
  Stranger: but cool
  You: yes
  You: I like Chinese
  Stranger: yes? why?
  You: I like Chinese Girl
  Stranger: why?
  Stranger: beautiful?
  You: yes
  You: You are there in China
  Stranger: did you meet one?
  You: yes
  Stranger: and?
  You: So I would like to
  Stranger: do someting?
  Stranger: like what?
  You: Chinese Girl
  You: You are there in China
  Stranger: beijing
  Stranger: do you know?
  You: beautiful !!!
  Stranger: yeah cool
  You: Of course
  You: How did you know this site
  Stranger: i dont speak english more
  You: 那就说中文吧,我会
  Stranger: 呃。。
  You: 哈哈哈
  Stranger: 被骗了
  You: 天涯来的?
  Stranger: 豆瓣
  Stranger: 呵呵。
  Stranger: 睡午觉去啦。8
  You: 8
作者:间歇性精神病患者 时间:2009-04-09 15:44:18
  者:淡薄的青草味 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:38:10  
  
    作者:间歇性精神病患者 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:28:29 
      我遇到了豆瓣的童鞋~~~
      还遇到了“天王盖地虎”的童鞋~~~
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    貌似是俺
    HOHO
  ===================================================
  啊~原来是乃!!!
  泡菜泡菜?
作者:郭缃 时间:2009-04-09 15:44:49
  我开头都是:
  
  天涯天涯,猫扑猫扑,豆瓣豆瓣,百度百度,校内校内,以及国内各个BBS……
  据说这里已经沦陷为中国人的天下了,我就是来接头的。
  我是天涯个人观光团
  
  
  
  如果谁看到这段话,那就是遇到我了,有缘的童鞋碰见的话,吱一声儿啊
作者:郭缃 时间:2009-04-09 15:46:13
  作者:间歇性精神病患者 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:44:18 
    者:淡薄的青草味 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:38:10  
    
      作者:间歇性精神病患者 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:28:29 
        我遇到了豆瓣的童鞋~~~
        还遇到了“天王盖地虎”的童鞋~~~
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      貌似是俺
      HOHO
    ===================================================
    啊~原来是乃!!!
    泡菜泡菜?
  
  ==============================
  
  我也说过天王盖地虎
  
  某人貌似回了个XX真汉子,我忘记了
作者:夏伤86 时间:2009-04-09 15:46:43
  跟一个陈医生吧的 在里面聊呢。。后面居然聊到了春哥。无语~~~~~
作者:以后就用这个 时间:2009-04-09 15:46:49
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: 好啊,哥们
  You: 晕。。
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  or send us feedback.
作者:千里之距 时间:2009-04-09 15:47:35
  我全遇到的天涯人
作者:喵仆 时间:2009-04-09 15:47:48
  默默布拉格~来认人啦~
作者:k3k5 时间:2009-04-09 15:47:55
  又遇一30岁芬兰女。。。咔咔
作者:默默布拉格 时间:2009-04-09 15:47:56
  遇上的第一个就是天涯的TX,握手
作者:天使禁猎1986 时间:2009-04-09 15:47:59
  如果是天涯的吭声~~别装小日本
作者:limplastic 时间:2009-04-09 15:48:47
  Stranger: good morning
  You: hi
  Stranger: how are you today?
  You: good
  You: and sunny
  Stranger: nice
  Stranger: it’s sunny here, too
  You: well,im chinese
  Stranger: cool, you’re like on the other side of the world
  Stranger: i’m finnish
  You: nightwish!!!
  Stranger: haha, you like it?
  You: COOL BAND
  Stranger: i don’t listen to them much
  You: i have seen their live in china
  Stranger: was it good, the show?
  You: wonderful
  Stranger: hey what is the time over there?
  You: 15:00
  Stranger: the 9th of april?
  You: yeah
  Stranger: it’s 10 am here
  You: i like finnish metal
作者:ekisyou 时间:2009-04-09 15:49:18
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: asl
  You: do u know tianya?
  Stranger: yer ive slept with her
  You: yaeh
  You: yeah
  Stranger: yup
  Stranger: she was good
  You: u slept with her 2?
作者:淡薄的青草味 时间:2009-04-09 15:50:30
  者:淡薄的青草味 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:38:10  
    
      作者:间歇性精神病患者 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:28:29 
        我遇到了豆瓣的童鞋~~~
        还遇到了“天王盖地虎”的童鞋~~~
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      貌似是俺
      HOHO
    ===================================================
    啊~原来是乃!!!
    泡菜泡菜?
  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~你调戏到老外么?
作者:limplastic 时间:2009-04-09 15:50:59
  You: r u male?
  Stranger: i’m female
  Stranger: you?
  You: male
  Stranger: how old are you? :)
  You: 25~
  You: and u?
  Stranger: 18
  Stranger: i’m going to be 19 this year
  You: well, happy birthday~
  Stranger: thank you :D
  You: for that day ~
  
作者:何处寻挨嘀 时间:2009-04-09 15:51:15
  
  谁能告诉我到底还有老外存在在这网站里不..
  -.-全是自己人`
作者:间歇性精神病患者 时间:2009-04-09 15:51:37
  作者:淡薄的青草味 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:50:30 
  
    者:淡薄的青草味 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:38:10  
      
        作者:间歇性精神病患者 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:28:29 
          我遇到了豆瓣的童鞋~~~
          还遇到了“天王盖地虎”的童鞋~~~
        ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
        貌似是俺
        HOHO
      ===================================================
      啊~原来是乃!!!
      泡菜泡菜?
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~你调戏到老外么?
  ----------------------------------------
  那就不是鸟~~~~~~~~~~~~~~这个是暗号!
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 15:52:02
  作者:默默布拉格 回复日期:2009-04-09 15:47:56 
    遇上的第一个就是天涯的TX,握手
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  3.1415926
作者:月清秋 时间:2009-04-09 15:52:11
  呼唤跟我聊天的童鞋
  
  
  
  You: HI HI HI HI HI
  HI HI HI HI HI
  HI HI HI HI HI
  HI HI HI HI HI
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  Stranger: hihihihihihihi
  You: HI HI HI HI HI
  
  Stranger: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
  You: hi hi hi hi hiHI HI HI HI HI
  
  Stranger: chinese?
  You: YES~~ha ha
  Stranger: 猿粪呐
  You: 终于找到组织了~
  You: 就想吖的怎么这么配合``
  Stranger: 可怜的孩子,我遇到好几个同胞
  You: 都是天涯惹的祸
  Stranger: 啊!!!终于遇到天涯的同胞
  Stranger: 猿粪呐,好大一坨
  You: ——~你才是可怜的孩子
  You: 我开了在线翻译,居然都没到
  You: 顺便说下,我是个MM,哈哈
  Stranger: 我还好歹遇到个老美,跟他扯了半天
  Stranger: 米兔
  You: 靠,这坨够大
  Stranger: 是两坨
  
作者:akira1111 时间:2009-04-09 15:52:49
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作者:我只穿小马甲 时间:2009-04-09 15:53:18
  我在和一个荷兰的29岁大叔聊天据说187cm90kg~
  离婚……
作者:csmd666 时间:2009-04-09 15:53:43
  Stranger: hey
  You: are you from china?
  Stranger: no, are you?
  You: USA
  Stranger: good
  Stranger: my name’s Ben, what’s yours?
  You: TOM
  Stranger: what up with all the chinese on here tonight?
  You: Do not know
  You: you where?
  Stranger: texas
  Stranger: you?
  You: 中国
  You: china
  You:我代表月亮消灭你们资本主义哈哈
作者:nuan树 时间:2009-04-09 15:54:20
  居然遇到天涯的同胞啊
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 15:54:27
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hello
  You: HI~~
  You: can you speak chinese?
  Stranger: yeah
  You: 你好?
  Stranger: 好
  You: 你是哪国人?
  Stranger: 中国
  Stranger: 你呢?
  You: 中国……
  You: 天涯的?
  Stranger: 我在这里还没碰到过外国人
  You: 哈哈哈哈哈…………你也天涯的?
  Stranger: 天涯那里?
  You: 八卦,你是不?!
  Stranger: 呵呵
  Stranger: 哈哈哈
  Stranger: 是的
  You: 握手!
  Stranger: 恩
  You: 姐们?哥们?
  Stranger: 哥们
  Stranger: 呵呵
  Stranger: 你那儿人呀
  You: 。。那就不握了…………
  Stranger: 为啥
  You: 到底有木有外国人呀?
  Stranger: 我没碰到过
  Stranger: 估计没有
  You: 男女授受不亲啊……
  Stranger: 现在是21世纪
  Stranger: 握手不代表啥
  You: ╮(╯▽╰)╭~~被欺骗鸟啊……特地来围观外国人的啊……
  Stranger: 我也是
  You: 21世纪,也是要注重的啊!
  You: 你也是看帖子来的?
  Stranger: 我还是你同胞介绍的
  You: = =+~~~!
  You: ╮(╯▽╰)╭
  Stranger: 你还没说你那儿人呢
  Stranger: 我觉的你是浙江人
  Stranger: 对不?
  Stranger: 起码现在住浙江
  You: 我是冥王星人…………
  You: 你咧?
  Stranger: 别装了
  Stranger: 我刚从月球回来
  You: 不装不装……我是外星生物!
  You: 噶?坐的是CC1749号飞船不?
  ————————
  
  呼唤此为仁兄!来吧!咱们在这里拥抱好了!
作者:1007fd 时间:2009-04-09 15:55:10
  那人说many chinese
作者:店小恶 时间:2009-04-09 15:55:19
  玩了一下午 休息下 哈哈 刚有个老外说 今天这地是怎么了 这么多外国人。。哈
作者:有怪兽打怪兽 时间:2009-04-09 15:55:23
  Stranger:
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  You:
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  You: ....
  You: who are u
  Stranger: lolololol
  Stranger: FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR BUTT FUCK YOUR
  You: .........
  Stranger: I’m whatever you want me to be, baby
  You: 狗日的刷屏啊你
  Stranger: shut up
  Stranger: SHUT UP
  Stranger: I HATE CHINESE
  Stranger: GODDAMMIT
  You: ......
  Stranger: I FUCKIN HATE CHINESE PEOPLE
  Stranger: SHIT
  You: BYE~
作者:哎哟喂嘞 时间:2009-04-09 15:55:26
  还是中国同胞亲切啊。。好不容易碰到了个天涯童鞋。。
作者:天然烟熏妆TOP 时间:2009-04-09 15:55:44
  OMG 我遇到一菲律宾的 也是一听我说是chinese就溜了 玛丽隔壁的
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 15:55:51
  遇到一个德克萨斯的老外,19岁正太,调戏ING
作者:为G守候 时间:2009-04-09 15:56:06
  MARK
作者:正午的猫 时间:2009-04-09 15:56:35
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: 囧
  Stranger: 晕- -
  Stranger: 咱找下一个天涯的吧
作者:叶某人EasY 时间:2009-04-09 15:56:34
  You: 我找小金
  Stranger: 没有小金
  You: 那有什么?
  Stranger: 小JJ
  You: 毛吧,。你哪的啊
  You: 我是天涯来的
  Stranger: 。。。
  Stranger: 我也是
  Stranger: = =#
  You: 靠~
  You: 帖里报到qu ~
  Stranger: 。。。去吧
  
  
  ============================
  来,出来
作者:BH小考拉 时间:2009-04-09 15:57:03
  
  有一点很郁闷,每次一说是中国人就遭那些老外鄙视,但一说是日本人,很多回复就是cool.
  
作者:啦Mary啦 时间:2009-04-09 15:57:08
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: hi
  Stranger: oi
  Stranger: from?
  You: where are you from
  Stranger: i asked you first
  You: 你先说
  Stranger: what???
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
   or send us feedback.
作者:zhuzi46 时间:2009-04-09 15:57:15
  聊了五个了。都是中国人了。天涯来的。哈哈
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 15:57:40
  Stranger: 你咋知道地
  Stranger: 我没告诉别人
  You: 咩哈哈哈哈哈!!!!我是乘务员啊!给你检票那个!
  Stranger: 带面具了吧
  Stranger: 没认出来
  Stranger: hahahaaa
  You: 咕~~(╯﹏╰)b
  Stranger: 为啥戴面具呢,嚎!
  You: 规定啊规定!
  You: 都是这么规定的!
  Stranger: 啥规定,怕吓到地球人呢
  You: 不是……怕吓到火星去地球观光的脑残人……
  You: 特别准备的!
  ————————
  
作者:目空九切 时间:2009-04-09 15:57:54
  哎!
作者:小新的翅膀 时间:2009-04-09 15:58:06
  You: Hi
  Stranger: hey
  You: how are U,young lady or handsome boy?
  Stranger: haha
  Stranger: male
  Stranger: you?
  You: ...weird?you mear you are HAHA?
  You: oH,the same
  Stranger: oh
  You: so ,how old are U
  Stranger: 19
  Stranger: you?
  You: 21~you should really call me brother
  Stranger: i should call u brother?
  You: ...or anything you like
  Stranger: lol ok
  You: it’s up to you
  Stranger: where you from?
  You: just take a wild guess
  You: where am i from?~hmmm
  Stranger: the US?
  You: wrong~next
  Stranger: australia
  You: wrong wrong wrong~~go on man
  Stranger: UK
  Stranger: how about you just tell me
  You: still wrong , i feel unpatient:(
  You: TO BE HONEST,I’M FROM CHINA
  Stranger: is that a bad thing?
  You: who told you being a Chinese is a bad thing?~
  You: you really misunderstand me
  Stranger: you made it seem that way
  You: so ,tell me where are you from
  Stranger: texas
  Stranger: you know where that is
  You: HMM,so i met a real foreigner
  You: you konw what
  You: i just met two chinese people
  You: so, nice to meet you ,stranger
  Stranger: nice to meet u too
  You: :) are you a high school student?
  Stranger: no
  Stranger: suppose to be in college, decided to take a year off
  Stranger: how old are you
  You: so you must be a college student
  You: i’m 21,still studying in university....bored
  Stranger: how fun
  You: it’s not fun,thouds of works,and really awlful food
  Stranger: in china?
  Stranger: or at school
作者:花生控 时间:2009-04-09 15:58:28
  圈住了一个california的.一个Florida的...
  
  聊的真累..
作者:千里之距 时间:2009-04-09 15:59:10
  终于遇到一老外了~哈哈
作者:走钢索的小熊 时间:2009-04-09 15:59:25
  我碰见一个BL呵呵
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  You: are you a boy?
  Stranger: yeh
  Stranger: u ?
  You: where are you from?
  You: me?
  Stranger: r u a boy
  You: no
  You: hei,where are you from
  Stranger: aww
  You: a
  You: aww?what?
  Stranger: i like boys
  You: i see
  You: now,you want to Disappear?
  Stranger: nope
  Stranger: just horney
  
  真是个干脆的人儿哇哈哈
作者:zhuzi46 时间:2009-04-09 15:59:45
  You: hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi!hi!hi!hi!hi!
  Stranger: hahaha
  You: 是天涯的不?
  Stranger: yes~
  You: 。。。太强大了
作者:foreverkym 时间:2009-04-09 16:00:07
  我也去观光了
  碰到了豆瓣的tx
作者:偏爱犹豫x 时间:2009-04-09 16:00:20
  Connecting to server...
  Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: hi
  Stranger: m/f?
  You: f you?
  Stranger: m
  Stranger: where from?
  You: japan
  Stranger: cool
  Stranger: usa
  You: woooo~~~ are u hot guy?
  Stranger: i think i’m good looking
  Stranger: are you a hot girl?
  You: yes l ove fuck with white man
  Stranger: oh. that’s nice
  Stranger: how old?
  You: 23 and you?
  Stranger: 32
  You: do you like chun ge?
  Stranger: what is chun ge?
  You: i like jubao by chunge
  Stranger: music?
  Stranger: what are you doing now?
作者:烟花海中 时间:2009-04-09 16:00:59
  55555
作者:刘家小少爷 时间:2009-04-09 16:01:28
  Stranger: 都脑残了,还有啥怕地
  Stranger: 别装了,亮相呗
  You: 你先亮吧!
  You: 都残了!
  You: ID是啥?
  Stranger: 浙江地
  You: ID浙江地?
  Stranger: 啥ID呀
  Stranger: 不懂
  Stranger: 给举个例子
  You: …………装傻………………爬走了!没意思!
  
  ————————
  
  此人……真是天涯地?
作者:叶某人EasY 时间:2009-04-09 16:01:51
  You: You: 我找小金
  Stranger: 没有小金
  You: 那有什么?
  Stranger: 小JJ
  You: 毛吧,。你哪的啊
  You: 我是天涯来的
  Stranger: 。。。
  Stranger: 我也是
  Stranger: = =#
  You: 靠~
  You: 帖里报到qu ~
  Stranger: 。。。去吧
  Stranger: 倒塌
  Stranger: 天涯筒子好。。。。
  You: 我点快了
  You: 哈哈哈
  Stranger: 疯了。。。
  Stranger: 不带你这样的
  Stranger: 刚遇上一豆瓣的
  You: 哈。我不是要复制这个的
  You: 阴差阳错啊!
  You: 豆瓣的好多
  You: 天涯不能落后啊~继续吧
  Stranger: 终于找着娘家人了 ~!
  Stranger: 嗯 加油 继续调戏吧
  You: (*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
  =======================================
  
  又一个!
作者:温州人在长春 时间:2009-04-09 16:02:33
  Connecting to server...
  You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: I’m not Chinese.
  You: but i am
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
   or send us feedback.
  看看 搞笑吧
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