第一次越南战争(越南人的叫法是“争球”或者说“表演赛”,这种比赛主力队员都在场边
看着替补队员在场上比赛。):法国输了。在德国人的战俘营里呆了四年刚恢复自由的法国
士兵,却死在了奠边府战役。
17 - Algerian rebellion: Lost. First time an Arab army has beaten a Western army
since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Islamic warfare: "We
can always beat the French." A nice phrase, but it lacks something in
originality, since it
is also the first rule of warfare for the Italians, Russians, Prussians,
Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese, Native Americans and capitalists.
阿尔及利亚叛乱:法国输了。十字军东征以来还是第一次,一支阿拉伯军队打败了西方军队
。制造了现在伊斯兰战争定律一:“我们总能打败法国人。”这定律不错,不过缺了点意思
。这也是意大利、俄罗斯、普鲁士、德国、英格兰、荷兰、西班牙、越南以及美洲印第安人
和美洲资本家的
战争第一定律。
18 - War on Terrorism: Lost. Incensed at not being included in the original
"Axis of Evil," France refuses to participate. When it becomes clear that this
is a "no-kidding war," Jacques Chirac looks at his cards and immediately
surrenders to that old
warhorse, Gerhard Schroeder. For good measure, he also surrenders to five
million illegal immigrants from Algeria.
反恐战争:法国输了。忿恨于未被美国列为邪恶轴心之一,法国拒绝参战。当局势开始明朗
,这不是“闹着玩的战争”的时候,法国总统希拉克先生瞄了眼自己的信用卡,立即投降了
德国老兵施罗德先生。从好的方面说,他也是向法国境内五百万阿尔及利亚非法移民投降